So, I found the comment below in a friend's journal today. I would like to elaborate on it a bit, though. Shortly following the "YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED" marathon will be the even larger, faster spreading "YOU HAVE BEEN DISEASED" marathon. Same rules apply, only the more diseases you acquire, the cooler and more hip you become. The more people you spread the diseases to, the more respect and admiration you will gain from your friends.
Here's the scoring system:
Chlamydia: 1 point
HPV: 1 point
Genital Warts: 2 points (the bigger the better!)
Herpes (any strain): 2 Points
And if you're lucky enough to get AIDS you win!
Below is the aforementioned post:
"YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!"
I'm no prude. And I'm not paranoid, but I am aware of Reality. I'm just saying you should do a little research and take more than two seconds before you think about who you're going to "spread" for.
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P.S. Thank you for your sweater.
Here's the scoring system:
Chlamydia: 1 point
HPV: 1 point
Genital Warts: 2 points (the bigger the better!)
Herpes (any strain): 2 Points
And if you're lucky enough to get AIDS you win!
Below is the aforementioned post:
"YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!"
I'm no prude. And I'm not paranoid, but I am aware of Reality. I'm just saying you should do a little research and take more than two seconds before you think about who you're going to "spread" for.
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P.S. Thank you for your sweater.
That's pretty funny.
How's it going doll?
I'm happy its Friday. I've had a long, sober, busy week.
Time to get drunk! or something! woo!
Have a good weekend! talk to you soon..