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Monday Jan 16, 2012

Jan 16, 2012
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Guy: Okay, so 1) Your laugh is the most adorable thing on the fucking planet. 2) I don't think you looked slutty at all tonight, in fact gorgeous. 3) I had a really fun time.
Lastly, not to complicate things, but I like you. Would you like to have dinner this weekend?

Me: Well thanks. And yeah. Okay. Sounds good.

I have been out of the dating scene for so long I have become a man and lost the ability to sound enthusiastic. And the worst part was that it took me about thirty minutes to come up with that response, and I never run out of things to say.

Oh boy.
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knives2meatyou:
Nah, if you were a man you would have stared at his chest the whole time and wondered how you could justify accidently feeling his crotch.

The nicest relationships are always the ones you don't expect. Have fun and be the girl.
Jan 18, 2012
9005900:
You are the most darlin' thing! smile

Love your pics here.
Jan 19, 2012

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