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the key to my door broke off in the lock to my apt. tonight. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK! oh, well. i am a McGuyver.

kids, heres a secret: if you ever find yourself in this situation, take your knife or leatherman and try to turn it till it opens. it worked for me! no locksmith fees!!

so i got a big haircut. and i caught somebody with a line:

lady: oh, you cut your hair!
me: no, actually i shaved my beard off.
lady turns around and inspects my face.
me: no, youre right i cut my hair.
lady: Phew! you almost made me lose my mind there.

strange show tonight. the trachtenburg family slide show players. they are a family, playing music to slideshows. i feel like ive been to see the Real Partridge Family.
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