Fun With Pictures, Vol. II:
"Now, very carefully, spit the pretzel into the towel..."
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The Department of Homeland Security introduces its new, improved terror alert system
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The President tried again, but to no avail - Barney just wasn't going to jump up and grab the doggie treat that he had tucked strategically between his buttocks. He'd have to try something different - peanut butter, perhaps?
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"I know, I know, he's an imbecile. Just smile and clap your hands, okay?"
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Nominations continue to roll in for the 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award, in recognition of people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. Remember, the winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench! (*Oxygen tanks not included) Nominations will be taken until the end of business, May 31, 2036.
Recent additions to the nominee list:
The inhuman spawn of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears
The Polyphonic Spree
The wall at Fenway Park
WMDs (*Preliminary nomination - not final until the official application form is found.
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People who diss on my boy, DNC Chariman Howard Dean (take that, katiebarthedoor!)
People who think Elvis is still alive
Belgium
Jerry Falwell
Anal fissures
Rush Limbaugh
Hemmorhoids
Testicular torsion
That little bit of corn that always gets stuck in your teeth when you eat corn on the cob
Sloppy seconds
Christina Aguilera
Keep 'em coming, folks!
URGENT STATUS ALERT: I still love them hoes. More on this story later as developments continue to unfold.
"Now, very carefully, spit the pretzel into the towel..."
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The Department of Homeland Security introduces its new, improved terror alert system
****************************
The President tried again, but to no avail - Barney just wasn't going to jump up and grab the doggie treat that he had tucked strategically between his buttocks. He'd have to try something different - peanut butter, perhaps?
****************************
"I know, I know, he's an imbecile. Just smile and clap your hands, okay?"
****************************
Nominations continue to roll in for the 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award, in recognition of people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. Remember, the winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench! (*Oxygen tanks not included) Nominations will be taken until the end of business, May 31, 2036.
Recent additions to the nominee list:
The inhuman spawn of Kevin Federline and Britney Spears
The Polyphonic Spree
The wall at Fenway Park
WMDs (*Preliminary nomination - not final until the official application form is found.
)
People who diss on my boy, DNC Chariman Howard Dean (take that, katiebarthedoor!)
People who think Elvis is still alive
Belgium
Jerry Falwell
Anal fissures
Rush Limbaugh
Hemmorhoids
Testicular torsion
That little bit of corn that always gets stuck in your teeth when you eat corn on the cob
Sloppy seconds
Christina Aguilera
Keep 'em coming, folks!
URGENT STATUS ALERT: I still love them hoes. More on this story later as developments continue to unfold.
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I am saying you have a structural simularities in though process with Noam Chomsky.
To Noam:
America is evil.
Non Americans have bad stories about America
Since America is bad the stories must be true.
You:
America is good.
Non Americans have bad stories about America.
Since America is good the stoires must be false.
it is the same logical structure with one minor difference. "