attack_macaque

Attack_Macaque proudly presents...

The 1st Annual Thing That Should Not Be Award!

Yes, finally there's an award to acknowledge people, things, or concepts that should have been aborted before they were ever brought into this world. The winner receives the beautiful Thingy trophy, and an all-expenses-paid trip to the exotic Marianas Trench! Nominations will be taken until the end of business, May 31, 2036.

Current nominees include:

The Polyphonic Spree
The Vines' cover of Ms. Jackson
The Lifetime Network
Jane Fonda
Metallica (applies to the Bob Rock era only)
Alabama (the state)
Alabama (the country group)
Rectal Thermometers
The Polyphonic Spree
Talk Radio
Sean Hannity
Syphilis
George W. Bush's second term of office
George W. Bush's first term of office
George W. Bush
Bill O'Reilly's loofah sponge fetish
Global warming
The Polyphonic Spree
The runaway bride
The 2,504,326,976 hours of media coverage devoted to the runaway bride
Silicone implants
Botox
Joan Rivers
That guy on the bus who smells like limburger cheese and feet
The religious right
Nuclear weapons
Britney Spears
Cancer
The Polyphonic Spree
The 1973 Texas Rangers

To submit a nomination, send a postcard with your pick and a death threat against the congressman or senator of your choice to:

The Honorable Tom DeLay
United States House of Representatives
242 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-4322