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Monday Apr 25, 2005

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Fun With Pictures, Vol. I:


"The servers will be here with your salad shortly, Mr. Limbaugh..."

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"By god, that's the last time I let Nick Nolte drive my car!"

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"So yeah, the pay's lousy, and the job is thankless, but man, do I love this fucking hat!"

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In yet another diplomatic setback, Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's attempt to solve the country's ongoing dispute with China with generous amounts of nipple-rubbing fails miserably. Chinese Premier Hu Jintao, however, would not rule out the possibility of a reciprocal backrub at his place later that evening...

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"I'm telling ya, guys, that Cheney character is hung like a fucking horse!"

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"Hello, I'm Delta Burke. You may remember me from such classics as... Ah, who the fuck am I kidding?"

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"You know, Abdullah, we have so much in common - you're a knee-jerk religious fundamentalist, I'm a knee-jerk religious fundamentalist; your family is swimming in oil money, my family is swimming in oil money; you like wearing dresses in public, whereas I tend to keep that in the bedroom..."
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
hellboundliberal:
"technology is the ticket" that's why we're gunna use coal.
May 5, 2005
katiebarthedoor:
yeah, seen this already. try the update function.
May 7, 2005

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