Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

attack_macaque

Dallas

Member Since 2004

Followers 39 Following 58

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Apr 25, 2005

Apr 25, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Fun With Pictures, Vol. I:


"The servers will be here with your salad shortly, Mr. Limbaugh..."

****************************


"By god, that's the last time I let Nick Nolte drive my car!"

****************************


"So yeah, the pay's lousy, and the job is thankless, but man, do I love this fucking hat!"

****************************


In yet another diplomatic setback, Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's attempt to solve the country's ongoing dispute with China with generous amounts of nipple-rubbing fails miserably. Chinese Premier Hu Jintao, however, would not rule out the possibility of a reciprocal backrub at his place later that evening...

****************************


"I'm telling ya, guys, that Cheney character is hung like a fucking horse!"

****************************


"Hello, I'm Delta Burke. You may remember me from such classics as... Ah, who the fuck am I kidding?"

****************************


"You know, Abdullah, we have so much in common - you're a knee-jerk religious fundamentalist, I'm a knee-jerk religious fundamentalist; your family is swimming in oil money, my family is swimming in oil money; you like wearing dresses in public, whereas I tend to keep that in the bedroom..."
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
hellboundliberal:
"technology is the ticket" that's why we're gunna use coal.
May 5, 2005
katiebarthedoor:
yeah, seen this already. try the update function.
May 7, 2005

More Blogs

  • 04.02.05
    12

    Saturday Apr 02, 2005

    April is the cruelest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, …
  • 03.30.05
    10

    Wednesday Mar 30, 2005

    Well, I went to the dentist today, and that was fun. You know you're…
  • 03.27.05
    9

    Sunday Mar 27, 2005

    Sorry for disappearing for a while, but the last few days have been l…
  • 03.25.05
    8

    Friday Mar 25, 2005

    Read More
  • 03.22.05
    3

    Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

    Not-So-Famous Quotes by Famous People, Vol. IV Yeah, right, pal. …
  • 03.17.05
    15

    Thursday Mar 17, 2005

    Much love to my Irish brothers and sisters throughout the world, and …
  • 03.13.05
    8

    Sunday Mar 13, 2005

    Hey, I'm not dead! No, really! Sorry I've been away for a while (…
  • 03.03.05
    20

    Thursday Mar 03, 2005

    Read More
  • 02.23.05
    28

    Wednesday Feb 23, 2005

    Not-So-Famous Quotes by Famous People, Vol. II You go to bed with …
  • 02.20.05
    9

    Monday Feb 21, 2005

    Not-So-Famous Quotes by Famous People, Vol. I Is it hot in here, o…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
20
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,613 followers
  • 14,946,853 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,458,366 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo