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Not-So-Famous Quotes by Famous People, Vol. II

You go to bed with the wife you have, not the wife you might want or wish to have at a later time. James Brolin

Gluh, gluh, gluh, gluh, gluh, gluh, gluh, glglglgluh, ptuh! Paris Hilton

Honey, its such a pretty day! Can we ride with the top down? Jacqueline Kennedy

You know, youre a really nice girl and all, but really, Im a married man, and Im madly in love with my wife. PFFHWAHAHAHA! Im sorry, I can never say that with a straight face! Bill Clinton

You want me to do what again? Abraham

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! Catherine the Great

To be more specific, hell is my wifes parents. Jean-Paul Sartre

Screw you guys, Im going home! Jesus H. Christ

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Well, I just heard from my uncle that the investigators working on my cousin's case are almost certain that the fire was accidental, so hopefully that will give her husband and the rest of us at least a little peace of mind. Other than that, not much going on. The neighborhood is nice and quiet this evening - no dogs barking, no sporadic bursts of gunfire. Why, it's almost idyllic!