so, a little clarification on my upcoming cable television debutt.
no, it's not throwdown. because bobby flay knows that when it comes to vegan and vegetarian savory tarts, he ain't shit.
no, it's not rachel ray. because i would fucking refuse to be in the same room with her. i hate her and her cunty mouth.
nor is it alton brown. because if it was, i would be in a comatose state of pure ecstasy right now.
as far as i know, it's this show, and apparently the couple that host it will hump all over our kitchen space.
so there.
no, it's not throwdown. because bobby flay knows that when it comes to vegan and vegetarian savory tarts, he ain't shit.
no, it's not rachel ray. because i would fucking refuse to be in the same room with her. i hate her and her cunty mouth.
nor is it alton brown. because if it was, i would be in a comatose state of pure ecstasy right now.
as far as i know, it's this show, and apparently the couple that host it will hump all over our kitchen space.
so there.
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A sidebar: one of my previous cell phones had a composing feature to it and I tuned it up to play the theme from Good Eats. Yeah..... I'm pathetic.
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