so i met this guy at a halloween party who i initially thought was cool: fun and campy, all cheeky jokes and girlish good looks. at the time, i was drunk and feeling up the fake boobs in his anna kournikova tennis dress. i also thought he was gay.
well, i ran into him at a party this last weekend...it was a touching reunion, i was very excited and gave him all my contact info, and a bunch of us went out for food the next night.
as it turns out, the guy is not only straight, but really annoying to boot! he kept picking fights with me about the english department where i got my degree and making disparaging remarks about my friends. seems he's the sort of person who just loooooves to hear the sound of his own voice. he also kept waxing on about how i was so great and how come i had a boyfriend already. now he's emailing me, and i'm worried he will stick to me like melted clingwrap!
ack!
well, i ran into him at a party this last weekend...it was a touching reunion, i was very excited and gave him all my contact info, and a bunch of us went out for food the next night.
as it turns out, the guy is not only straight, but really annoying to boot! he kept picking fights with me about the english department where i got my degree and making disparaging remarks about my friends. seems he's the sort of person who just loooooves to hear the sound of his own voice. he also kept waxing on about how i was so great and how come i had a boyfriend already. now he's emailing me, and i'm worried he will stick to me like melted clingwrap!
ack!
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but i do have one now.
it was a x-mas present from my friend A. she made the pillowcase herself.
what you are seeing is my half-folded comforter or tortilla, for i am the Bedroom Burritto.