i went to a party at my friend ian's house this weekend.
ian is a very quiet, shy guy--tall and lanky, with a shock of warhol-style hair. he barely talks above a whisper, so it's always a surprise to go to his yearly birthday party and find his apartment full of happy, rowdy people.
ian glides gracefully around these parties holding a bottle of stolichnaya and a shot glass. if he hands you a shot of vodka and you refuse to drink with him, he gives you this absolutely crestfallen, beseeching look and says, "but it's my birthday." so you have to drink up.
the parties usually wind up with people passed out in his bed, people carried home across the bridge, and ian himself on the living room floor with a big grin on his face. happy birthday!
ian is a very quiet, shy guy--tall and lanky, with a shock of warhol-style hair. he barely talks above a whisper, so it's always a surprise to go to his yearly birthday party and find his apartment full of happy, rowdy people.
ian glides gracefully around these parties holding a bottle of stolichnaya and a shot glass. if he hands you a shot of vodka and you refuse to drink with him, he gives you this absolutely crestfallen, beseeching look and says, "but it's my birthday." so you have to drink up.
the parties usually wind up with people passed out in his bed, people carried home across the bridge, and ian himself on the living room floor with a big grin on his face. happy birthday!
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ah, death metal... my favorite radio station here (but you can listen on-line at www.wfmu.org) has a death metal show that i listen to sometimes. it's hilarious!
and 'goo' is good, isn't it? that particular 'goo' line is a reference to Invader Zim...
have a fun nite!