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Eats, Shoots and Leaves



i love love love it.

well, i ditched my modern dance class, possibly in favour of ballroom dance. apparently you don't need a partner but are strongly encouraged to coerce a friend or dude-off-the-street into joining the class with you. i guess there are typically too many women and they have to turn us away if there aren't enough boys.

so guys, help a girl out here. join the dance club with me. i'll take you to dinner, even! and sew you a...um...halter top. just please, i implore you to shower that day, because my big nightmare about this class is that i will be unpleasantly close to unwashed armpits all night. you may laugh, but do believe me, i am a stinky-man-magnet and my olfactories are sensitive.

everyone around me is cranky lately. this seems to be the prevailing mood:



get your own kit here