ok, so i heard the most disgusting story yesterday.
a coworker, jen, was telling me about an incident that occurred at the clothing store she used to work at. they had a nice silk dress there that was always getting returned. the customers complained that it gave them a rash, which the girls at the store didn't think much of--people will make up all kinds...
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a coworker, jen, was telling me about an incident that occurred at the clothing store she used to work at. they had a nice silk dress there that was always getting returned. the customers complained that it gave them a rash, which the girls at the store didn't think much of--people will make up all kinds...
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grrr! i hate driving! i hate other drivers! i hate moving! i hate potlucks! i hate not being able to cook! i hate calling people! i hate scouts! i hate writing letters! i hate shitty shampoo! i hate seeing foaming spittle in the corners of people's mouths! i hate loud cars! i hate cleaning! i hate scooping out the litter box! i hate ca--uh, people...
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eris:
ha. nice entry. you sound as overwhelmed as i was trying to find a damn apartment in portland!!!
but who are the scouts?
(thanks for welcoming me back....)
but who are the scouts?
(thanks for welcoming me back....)
eris:
i'm totally not from this coast at all! haha, i just totally fell in love with portland and decided to stay.
i dunno why the websites aren't showing for sg's... *shrug*
but the url is: http://erisaloha.diaryland.com
if you want it.
but portland is an awesome city. so much good music. so many cute girls. and it seems to be the perfect size. we'll see how i like it. *grin*
i dunno why the websites aren't showing for sg's... *shrug*
but the url is: http://erisaloha.diaryland.com
if you want it.
but portland is an awesome city. so much good music. so many cute girls. and it seems to be the perfect size. we'll see how i like it. *grin*
hey, i've been invited to a party in london! it's being put on by the journal i published in a few years ago.
i should go and visit my best friend and check out this party! i can pretend to be a real jet-setter. but it would mean having to suck up to her annoying, possessive, easily threatened tightass of a boyfriend. hm...is there anyone...
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i should go and visit my best friend and check out this party! i can pretend to be a real jet-setter. but it would mean having to suck up to her annoying, possessive, easily threatened tightass of a boyfriend. hm...is there anyone...
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solisis:
my favorite was perils of rosella as well. i played it on a 386 with only an internal speaker so it played simple beeps for sounds and music. it was a strangely haunting world. i kind of want to play it now.
in my head, my world runs parallel to fairy tales. my land is not unlike rosella's. my friends are not unlike pan or the elves or the giant that drags me off by my hair..... i want to return to neverland. so badly do i want to return to neverland
in my head, my world runs parallel to fairy tales. my land is not unlike rosella's. my friends are not unlike pan or the elves or the giant that drags me off by my hair..... i want to return to neverland. so badly do i want to return to neverland
digdug:
yeah, yeah, yeah. London.
But are you gonna go to SG PARTY?????
All the COOL kids are gonna be there!
But are you gonna go to SG PARTY?????
All the COOL kids are gonna be there!
there is someone who i really want to call me back! it's my fault because i ignored him for months while i was really busy with work and friends were visiting from out of town and i was travelling a lot. and let's face it, i'm a shitty correspondent who avoids the phone.
sigh. waiting makes me anxious. do i call again, or would i...
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sigh. waiting makes me anxious. do i call again, or would i...
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normal:
What kinda guy wouldn't want a girl giving him a call? It's nice to be wanted, ain't it?
If he's really that much of a goofball that he can't handle a convo with a woman, is it worth it?
If he's really that much of a goofball that he can't handle a convo with a woman, is it worth it?
takora:
'cubs and brownies' as in cub-scouts and brownies (girl scouts)? or is that a canadian reference lost on this stupid american? did he ever call? did you call him again?? oh, and did you see anything good at the fringe festival?
fringe festival this week. the street will be full of buskers, street mimes, and jugglers. actors will be running around shoving cheap flyers for their play into everyone's faces. the pushups-for-god guy will be there. it's going to be fun madness.
oh yeah...and if Creepy the Clown (lecherous local "entertainer") comes anywhere near me, i'm really going to smack him this time!
oh yeah...and if Creepy the Clown (lecherous local "entertainer") comes anywhere near me, i'm really going to smack him this time!
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maxx:
There was a big article in the LA Times yesterday about how everone hates mimes.
I'd really love an equally huge article intitled "Clowns are Creepy"
I'd really love an equally huge article intitled "Clowns are Creepy"
digdug:
Unfortunately, I don't have one of those new fangled digital camera thingies, so we'll have to weait until I finish my roll. mmmm JellyRoll.
I just realized that my scanner is broken and I no longer have a job to where I can scan photos. Crap, I may have to go to Kinko's and pay $10 for a scan or something.
I just realized that my scanner is broken and I no longer have a job to where I can scan photos. Crap, I may have to go to Kinko's and pay $10 for a scan or something.
sleep sleep sleep
someone last week referred to me as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i ____ and ____ and then ____ all over the ____________ with ____ and ____ in my ____ while ____ slid the ____ through the ____ing ____ and ____ fell out of the tree.
but no, he just meant because last weekend i stayed out...
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someone last week referred to me as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i ____ and ____ and then ____ all over the ____________ with ____ and ____ in my ____ while ____ slid the ____ through the ____ing ____ and ____ fell out of the tree.
but no, he just meant because last weekend i stayed out...
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maxx:
OH! Fill in the blanks?
someone last week referred to ma as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i COVERED MYSELF IN TAR and ASSULTED THE BARNES AND NOBLE MANAGER and then PIDDLED all over the LARGE HAIRY POLICE OFFICER TAKING ME DOWNTOWN with WAY TOO TIGHT HANDCUFFS and A NIGHTSTICK JABBING in my BACK while CHUCK, THE B&N ASSITANT MANAGER slid the "THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE GREATEST STORY OF MY LIFE" CARD through the BARELY GAPPing POLICE CAR WINDOW and SAID I MADE HIS DAY. IN RETROSPECT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT EMBARRASED EXCEPT THE TIME I WAS OOGILING THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM AND fell out of the tree.
someone last week referred to ma as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i COVERED MYSELF IN TAR and ASSULTED THE BARNES AND NOBLE MANAGER and then PIDDLED all over the LARGE HAIRY POLICE OFFICER TAKING ME DOWNTOWN with WAY TOO TIGHT HANDCUFFS and A NIGHTSTICK JABBING in my BACK while CHUCK, THE B&N ASSITANT MANAGER slid the "THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE GREATEST STORY OF MY LIFE" CARD through the BARELY GAPPing POLICE CAR WINDOW and SAID I MADE HIS DAY. IN RETROSPECT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT EMBARRASED EXCEPT THE TIME I WAS OOGILING THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM AND fell out of the tree.
digdug:
I'm finally returning all of my calls.
Umm....I got fired, but I had wanted to quit for a long time. My supervisor, who I suspect didn't like me (I was hired way before he ever came on board) had been lookig for a way to fire me for months, but did not have a"good reason". When they did fire me, they said I was fired beause I had badmouthed my supervisor while he was on vacation. Good reason, huh? Also, while I was in the confrence room being canned, the computer guy took the power cord and harddrive from my computer?!?? I still can't figure out what they thought I was gonna do. But, at least I won the SG sticker contest and I'm gonna do some SG posters too!
OK, no more talking bout my x-job.
Umm....I got fired, but I had wanted to quit for a long time. My supervisor, who I suspect didn't like me (I was hired way before he ever came on board) had been lookig for a way to fire me for months, but did not have a"good reason". When they did fire me, they said I was fired beause I had badmouthed my supervisor while he was on vacation. Good reason, huh? Also, while I was in the confrence room being canned, the computer guy took the power cord and harddrive from my computer?!?? I still can't figure out what they thought I was gonna do. But, at least I won the SG sticker contest and I'm gonna do some SG posters too!
OK, no more talking bout my x-job.
jesus fucking christ, where has the summer gone? it's about 5 degrees out tonight! there was a frost warning last week!
i can still pretend it's summer and wear my summer clothes. maybe if i put on all my halters and backless tank tops at the same time, "layer" them strategically and wad them up around my armpits, i'll have a sweater.
i can still pretend it's summer and wear my summer clothes. maybe if i put on all my halters and backless tank tops at the same time, "layer" them strategically and wad them up around my armpits, i'll have a sweater.
takora:
i cannot wait for the harshness of the sun to go away... i love autumn, the air that is almost chilly, the occaisional !need for jackets, the leaves circling around each other in the wind... luckily the cat can still get some time in the direct sunlight through the window...
ok, so i'm in a movie! it's called The Art of Woo and it's IN VIDEO STORES NOW!
...well, maybe just if you live in canada. i found it at the Roger's. i have to tell Lumpboy! he was in it too!
...well, maybe just if you live in canada. i found it at the Roger's. i have to tell Lumpboy! he was in it too!
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digdug:
Wow, you guys are doing a really good job selling the film to me. I gonna run out right now and rent it. Bad acting, no character development - that's my kinda movie!
digdug:
That is a good thing!
my kitties are finally getting along!
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digdug:
I forgot to ask....have you checked out www.homestarrunner.com? Al turned me on to it. It's hilarious. Check out the toons and Strong Bad's email. Al knows where it's at.
ver0nika23:
allright aster here you go. couple of quick notes-i usually research porn that i think i might be interested in on blowfish, good vibrations, and babes in toyland, and then rent it through bluedoor.com.
1.sugar high glitter city-lesbian, and way hot
2.bend over boyfriend 2-not to many orgasm shots, but the scenes of girls fucking guys are really hot
3.deep inside chloe-compilation of clips from her career
4.deep inside annie sprinkle-same as above, she is one of the original goddesses
5.annie sprinkle's herstory of porn-i haven't seen this on video yet, but i saw her do this show twice live. wonderful, and a great look at the modern herstory of porn
6.bicoastal-total 80s video with bad sound, but really great sex
7.slide bi me-silly and fun
8.pin-ups 2- not really my thing (super high gloss) but a good erotic video if you like that kind of thing
9. fantasy chamber-this was one of the first porns that i ever watched, and i haven't seen it since, but it has to be included for sentimental reasons. high gloss
10.big ass she-male adventures-lame titles, but if you like transexual porn, this is the best series for it
and there you go. can't say that you will like any of them, but i hope it gives you a place to start from
1.sugar high glitter city-lesbian, and way hot
2.bend over boyfriend 2-not to many orgasm shots, but the scenes of girls fucking guys are really hot
3.deep inside chloe-compilation of clips from her career
4.deep inside annie sprinkle-same as above, she is one of the original goddesses
5.annie sprinkle's herstory of porn-i haven't seen this on video yet, but i saw her do this show twice live. wonderful, and a great look at the modern herstory of porn
6.bicoastal-total 80s video with bad sound, but really great sex
7.slide bi me-silly and fun
8.pin-ups 2- not really my thing (super high gloss) but a good erotic video if you like that kind of thing
9. fantasy chamber-this was one of the first porns that i ever watched, and i haven't seen it since, but it has to be included for sentimental reasons. high gloss
10.big ass she-male adventures-lame titles, but if you like transexual porn, this is the best series for it
and there you go. can't say that you will like any of them, but i hope it gives you a place to start from
i went to a party at my friend ian's house this weekend.
ian is a very quiet, shy guy--tall and lanky, with a shock of warhol-style hair. he barely talks above a whisper, so it's always a surprise to go to his yearly birthday party and find his apartment full of happy, rowdy people.
ian glides gracefully around these parties holding a bottle of stolichnaya...
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ian is a very quiet, shy guy--tall and lanky, with a shock of warhol-style hair. he barely talks above a whisper, so it's always a surprise to go to his yearly birthday party and find his apartment full of happy, rowdy people.
ian glides gracefully around these parties holding a bottle of stolichnaya...
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doh:
I like your shirt with the little kitty kat.
takora:
hiya, aster! their music is just... sweet and mellow. acoustic. a lot quieter than what i usually listen to... if you'd like to hear, i've posted some MP3s here: http://www.misanthrope.com/mp3/
ah, death metal... my favorite radio station here (but you can listen on-line at www.wfmu.org) has a death metal show that i listen to sometimes. it's hilarious!
and 'goo' is good, isn't it? that particular 'goo' line is a reference to Invader Zim...
have a fun nite!
ah, death metal... my favorite radio station here (but you can listen on-line at www.wfmu.org) has a death metal show that i listen to sometimes. it's hilarious!
and 'goo' is good, isn't it? that particular 'goo' line is a reference to Invader Zim...
have a fun nite!
drunk...very drunk...
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digdug:
Yep. It seems as if you are just a pervert. But, at least you're a cute pervert.
belmondo:
cute perverts, i should add that to my "what gets me hot" list.
my parents are moving and i have spent weeks going through my old junk. stuffed animals, kindergarten workbooks from hong kong, a full set of the charlie brown encyclopedia, all my old toys and books and the memories attached to them--it's all gotta go...
...*snif*...
i'm such a nostalgic suck!
...*snif*...
i'm such a nostalgic suck!
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aster:
wow, you guys really think i should keep all this stuff? *looks around apartment at the huge mess already there*...it's painful to let go, but maybe eris is right--it could feel good to just dump it all!
prox2:
keep some (at least the Charlie Brown Encyclopedia) -- you'll probably regret tossing it all, at some point.
I'm a bloody sentimental slurp, though - so it's probably not a good thing to listen to me.
I'm a bloody sentimental slurp, though - so it's probably not a good thing to listen to me.
In a crime short story conveniently entitled DRESSED TO KILL (Mike Shayne Mistery Magazine, March 1982), Joseph Commings "uses" as a "lethal weapon" a white silk dress (highly symbolic, isn't it?) impregnated with "mortuary fluid".... for dramatic effect purpose he exaggerated slightly formaldehyde's nocivity...
But do we have to exclude a priori that "urban legends" may be somehow grounded on real facts? or that they could give nasty ideas to nasty persons? (cf. the past "fucking heartless" SG thread)