so i met this guy at a halloween party who i initially thought was cool: fun and campy, all cheeky jokes and girlish good looks. at the time, i was drunk and feeling up the fake boobs in his anna kournikova tennis dress. i also thought he was gay.
well, i ran into him at a party this last weekend...it was a touching reunion, i...
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well, i ran into him at a party this last weekend...it was a touching reunion, i...
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i'm a busy girl. no stories for a few days! 
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catdad:
Rats!
earplug6947:
: wears pin :
: dies of glee :
: dies of glee :
i'm playing hooky today, yay!!!
what's your favorite excuse for taking the day off work? my favorites are migraine and stomach flu.
thanks to this organic smoothie stuff called "abundant c," i haven't had a real cold in well over a year.
what's your favorite excuse for taking the day off work? my favorites are migraine and stomach flu.
thanks to this organic smoothie stuff called "abundant c," i haven't had a real cold in well over a year.
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girlblue:
"i'm in the middle of a nervous breakdown" usually works well for me in emergencies. other than that, i haven't called in sick in a long time. usually with my jobs it is my responsibility to find someone to cover my shift for me and that's more effort sometimes than actually going in. 
mattereaterlad2:
when they ask, i always complain vaguely about a scratchy throat and aches.
this weekend my friend derek called and invited me out to a neighborhood bar i'm too ashamed to name (for anyone who lives in edmonton). "it's the staff party of one of julia's friends," he said, "c'mon, you gotta come out and enjoy the cougar action." "i AM the cougar action," i wailed.
i was wrong. the median age at the cougar bar turned out...
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i was wrong. the median age at the cougar bar turned out...
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binaryfiend:
Hello : Remember me?!
binaryfiend:
Hello : Remember me?!
hurray!!! no work this weekend. i feel amazing today and i'm going to dash outside and enjoy 48 hours of bliss.
see you lovelies later!
see you lovelies later!
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digdug:
i need me sum bliss
ralphredimix:
make more photostories. they're fantastic.
what does one wear to a party when one has been asked to "get all slutted up"?
i have 24 hours to decide...
i have 24 hours to decide...
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earplug6947:
mmmmmmmmmmmm. double straps. [see: your photo]
sleepy:
...if you could find one of those old speedos with the canadian flag, you know the maple leaf right out front, that shit is slutty...
aaaaaaand...we have a winner!
i love watching the cats fight.
i love watching the cats fight.
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ralphredimix:
I'm trying not to. Touchy grounds.
a35mmlife:
this has been one long fight... *whew*
the thought of me in my birthday suit in sportswear is making even me a bit squeamish... :vomit: not a chance in hell...
the thought of me in my birthday suit in sportswear is making even me a bit squeamish... :vomit: not a chance in hell...
tuesday night fight!!
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mattereaterlad2:
grilled emmett last night. he was a little more forthcoming, and mentioned a desire at 3 months of age to escape "war torn canada". he's lying, right?
so, his journey took him as far as everett, where he was arrested. i bailed him out, 6 months old, hardened by living on the streets, obsessed with the consumption of plastic bags, and able to speak only in a tiny little peep.
is that gus?!? they have the same little grey/black/brown turtle shell and snow white underside. does gus have a perfect circle of color on his left shoulder, too?
so, his journey took him as far as everett, where he was arrested. i bailed him out, 6 months old, hardened by living on the streets, obsessed with the consumption of plastic bags, and able to speak only in a tiny little peep.
is that gus?!? they have the same little grey/black/brown turtle shell and snow white underside. does gus have a perfect circle of color on his left shoulder, too?
freyja__:
*flashes claws*
it's 4am. this is the view from my bedroom window. will the snow never end???
how i'd love to spend the next week sipping cosmopolitans (courtesy earplug! yay!), reading books with the cats and waiting for some sign of spring.
instead, i'll be trudging to another week of work through this white shit. and watching you-know-what on the news.
how i'd love to spend the next week sipping cosmopolitans (courtesy earplug! yay!), reading books with the cats and waiting for some sign of spring.
instead, i'll be trudging to another week of work through this white shit. and watching you-know-what on the news.
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lanemeyer:
It's big snows like the one in your photo that make me miss Baltimore. Otherwise I never get nostalgic for it, but when the city completely shuts down and every walk of life is forced to trudge through the streets on foot just the same, I can't help but smile. But after a couple weeks of it I'm done. Then I start hating it. Either way, I feel you.
Take care,
LM
Take care,
LM
earplug6947:
emmett...otter?
no more whining about work!
instead, a link to an adorable, horrible little website: happy tree friends
everyone is cranky today. it feels like the winter will never end.
instead, a link to an adorable, horrible little website: happy tree friends
everyone is cranky today. it feels like the winter will never end.
mattereaterlad2:
my cat bit doc on the toe, and she said, "man, the both of you are cranky today. what gives?"
seasonally affected disorder, no doubt.
seasonally affected disorder, no doubt.
freyja__:
yaaay.
i love the happy tree friends!
i love the happy tree friends!
ugh, my new client wants me to design a chemistry themed site with a big 3-d graphic of a chemistry molecule on the front page, where the molecules are the buttons and they LIGHT UP when the mouse rolls over them.
yuck yuck yuck. i tried to talk them out of it. "umm, big file size" etc. but they're not budging, nope, they think this...
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yuck yuck yuck. i tried to talk them out of it. "umm, big file size" etc. but they're not budging, nope, they think this...
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earplug6947:
sounds like a job for XML.
partiallyblind:
sounds more like a job for Frontpage
be strong little one, be strong!
be strong little one, be strong!
AGHGHGH!!!
my cat just chewed some holes in my new, unworn, terribly expensive camper shoes!!!!!
i'm going to cry.
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edit: maybe my happy hens will cheer me up.
my cat just chewed some holes in my new, unworn, terribly expensive camper shoes!!!!!
i'm going to cry.
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maybe1day21180:
naughty naughty cat!
maybe you should buy cheap shoes until you can train the cat up.
actually i dont even know if you can train cats. good luck with the whole homeless shoe look.
maybe you should buy cheap shoes until you can train the cat up.
actually i dont even know if you can train cats. good luck with the whole homeless shoe look.
catdad:
It sucks when the cats ruin things.
"Gotta have your own space to play in
A collection of glass chickens
Oh Vernie, what a garden you have"
"Gotta have your own space to play in
A collection of glass chickens
Oh Vernie, what a garden you have"
but i do have one now.
it was a x-mas present from my friend A. she made the pillowcase herself.
what you are seeing is my half-folded comforter or tortilla, for i am the Bedroom Burritto.