So I've been thinking of joining an "absinthe club".
The Exclusive membership costs US$99, and gets you a 12% discount in the first year and a 20% discount in the second.
So, to save enough to make the initial investment worth it, I'd have to spend US$825 on delicious glorious absinthe (that's 20.625 500mL bottles) in the first year.
That converts to AU$130 for the membership and about AU$1080 worth of absinthe. That's quite a lot of money... $90 a month. And that's me hoping that shipping is paid for when you have a membership.
Is it worth it? Hell yes. Especially as my name "will be registered in a gold frame on the wall directly in the liquor production plant." And a free gift with each order. Woo! It just keeps getting better and better!
"Show me your working for the next year!" I hear you plead. "Tell me more numbers that are completely irrelevant to me!"
Sure, anything for my fans.
To save the cost of membership in the second year I'd only have to spend US$500 (AU$653.302). That's 12.5 bottles; one a month, but I'm sure I can drink a lot more than that with a little help from my friends. So after that it's all savings, free gifts and my name in a gold frame in some factory.
Yeah, this sounds great. I'll probably try some cannabis vodka, too. Plus, that $180 bottle of 100mg/kg thujon Absinthe sounds mighty tasty, and I didn't get myself a Christmas present last year.
The Exclusive membership costs US$99, and gets you a 12% discount in the first year and a 20% discount in the second.
So, to save enough to make the initial investment worth it, I'd have to spend US$825 on delicious glorious absinthe (that's 20.625 500mL bottles) in the first year.
That converts to AU$130 for the membership and about AU$1080 worth of absinthe. That's quite a lot of money... $90 a month. And that's me hoping that shipping is paid for when you have a membership.
Is it worth it? Hell yes. Especially as my name "will be registered in a gold frame on the wall directly in the liquor production plant." And a free gift with each order. Woo! It just keeps getting better and better!
"Show me your working for the next year!" I hear you plead. "Tell me more numbers that are completely irrelevant to me!"
Sure, anything for my fans.
To save the cost of membership in the second year I'd only have to spend US$500 (AU$653.302). That's 12.5 bottles; one a month, but I'm sure I can drink a lot more than that with a little help from my friends. So after that it's all savings, free gifts and my name in a gold frame in some factory.
Yeah, this sounds great. I'll probably try some cannabis vodka, too. Plus, that $180 bottle of 100mg/kg thujon Absinthe sounds mighty tasty, and I didn't get myself a Christmas present last year.
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