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Attention, vegan buffalo chicken samiches. All y'all mother fuckers need to get on my dinner plate.

So I have been doing this thing lately, where I go shopping for clothes every time I get paid. Now that isn't as bad as it sounds, since I get paid bi-weekly, but I really don't need clothes. I just WANT clothes. This is a new thing for me. I always appreciated good looking clothes, but the compulsion was never there before.

Here is my...
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I have spent the past two weeks dealing with the death of my grandfather, who was my favorite person in the whole world.

- Michale John Malavasic Sr. died at 1am on monday, March 19, 2007

once I get my head straightened out, I will be around a lot more.

p.s. I have been drunk for 3 days.

I just opened my page, and for some reason, it looked like my occupation was listed as "Sailor" which was hillarious and seemed oddly appropriate.

So I changed it to actually say sailor.

That's how I roll.

I posted this in my other journal too, but when it comes to jokes made in poor taste, I think that it's always best to spread it around.

An image that is too big for the SG frame.

Today I actually wore a track suit, a pair of running shoes, and a beanie out of the house. I feel like I should be carrying a gun and wearing a rolex.

I dont eat genetically modified food. It isn't that I am "frightened by the concept of altering nature." I just think that they do stupid shit when they genetically modify the food. I could give a fuck about seedless grapes. I want grapes with wings that will fly into my mouth, so I don't have to put down my PS3 controller.

C'mon scientists, get with...
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Subject: Where in every ounce of fagginess in Arties shines through.

Dear H&M,

I am writing you this ficticious letter to let you know that you have not only found your way back into my good graces, but have have renewed the love that I once had for you, but thought dead.

I am sorry for leaving you behind, but I was pretty angry when...
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I am trying to figure out an extra funny way to post about the fact that I am online in the shitter at Barnes and Nobles. There really isn't anything to add though.