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  James Keziah Delaney: And you think she's beautiful?
• Cholmondeley: Who?
• James Keziah Delaney: The actress.
• Cholmondeley: Hm! Not only is she among the large number of women I would sleep with, she's also among the much smaller group of women I would masturbate over.

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  Writer: A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something. And if I know for sure that I'm a genius? Why write then? What the hell for?

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• Irena Dubrovna: I don't feel you can help me. You're very wise, you know a great deal, yet when you speak of the soul, you mean the mind, and it is not my mind that is troubled.

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  Schmendrick: Don't cry. If you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back.

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  Uncle Pio: You smoke too much. I've noticed. Only frustrated people smoke too much and only lonely people are frustrated.

General Allenby : What in Hell do you want, Lawrence?
T.E. Lawrence : I told you! I just want my ration of common humanity.