My latest pointless project: a store that sells nothing but awful books.
Feel free to recommend the worst novels you ever read (but please stick to fiction -- otherwise everyone just tends to name stuff written by politicians they hate.)
Selections:
PHILOSOPHY IN THE BOUDOIR. Written in script format, the work by the Marquis de Sade features multiple gentlemen, all of whom have penises measuring a foot or more, gathering to teach a young girl about sex.
THE PIRATE'S LOVE. How romantic is being kidnapped by pirates and getting raped over and over again? Apparently, in this author's mind, quite! Of course he declares his love and marries her to set things right (?)
LARS. "The box in my hands literally thudded into his chest, and the impact was enough to send me stumbling backwards. I would have certainly landed on the ground had
this strangers hands not reached out with absurd speed latching onto my arms and holding me upright.
Sorry, I whispered as I glanced into the face of what was very likely the best looking man I had ever seen in my life."
To this except, attach the fact that her best friend is a shape-shifter who can turn herself into a bear.
Feel free to recommend the worst novels you ever read (but please stick to fiction -- otherwise everyone just tends to name stuff written by politicians they hate.)
Selections:
PHILOSOPHY IN THE BOUDOIR. Written in script format, the work by the Marquis de Sade features multiple gentlemen, all of whom have penises measuring a foot or more, gathering to teach a young girl about sex.
THE PIRATE'S LOVE. How romantic is being kidnapped by pirates and getting raped over and over again? Apparently, in this author's mind, quite! Of course he declares his love and marries her to set things right (?)
LARS. "The box in my hands literally thudded into his chest, and the impact was enough to send me stumbling backwards. I would have certainly landed on the ground had
this strangers hands not reached out with absurd speed latching onto my arms and holding me upright.
Sorry, I whispered as I glanced into the face of what was very likely the best looking man I had ever seen in my life."
To this except, attach the fact that her best friend is a shape-shifter who can turn herself into a bear.