Guess what film I watched last night from the quotes.
Don't you call me an asshole!
Don't you call me a fucking idiot!
I don't know a fucking Jew with enough balls to say such a thing.
Great lines lost in the shuffle. The film please. And no I'm not giving you the answer whether you're right or wrong. You must know within yourself.
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Don't you call me an asshole!
Don't you call me a fucking idiot!
I don't know a fucking Jew with enough balls to say such a thing.
Great lines lost in the shuffle. The film please. And no I'm not giving you the answer whether you're right or wrong. You must know within yourself.
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SYCHO and the EGG review MR and MRS SMITH:
EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on....
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EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on....
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loslope:
Ahhh, Romero... My boy.
Thank the Lord you didn't like the Smiths...just that. Thank you, God.
Thank the Lord you didn't like the Smiths...just that. Thank you, God.
someoneuk:
I so wish I had that photo! But alas.
You cut out the football results
They sow unrest
Exchange between Dennis the Red Menace and his Dad from Viz 146. Such genius.
I have this ugly bruise on my bicep from walking into that bloody wall the other day. It is god awful ugly - turd-a-licious foul. This will teach me for walking into walls. Actually it won't. I just have this funky knack...
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They sow unrest
Exchange between Dennis the Red Menace and his Dad from Viz 146. Such genius.
I have this ugly bruise on my bicep from walking into that bloody wall the other day. It is god awful ugly - turd-a-licious foul. This will teach me for walking into walls. Actually it won't. I just have this funky knack...
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soldatka:
Oh, you're not a proper inbreed then! 
Neither am I, I'm what they call an "atomic" which means your grandparents or parents came up to work at Dounreay. But I escaped!
Hope your bruises mend soon, sending you some virtual arnica through the wires...
Neither am I, I'm what they call an "atomic" which means your grandparents or parents came up to work at Dounreay. But I escaped!
Hope your bruises mend soon, sending you some virtual arnica through the wires...
skeneo:
ive heard its a good game but never got round to getting it as ill nead to get an xbox one day and live lol
i know what you mean about the kids you just want the smoother them...no i never left a word off that sentancelol
well i hope things are going well with you and the book laters man
i know what you mean about the kids you just want the smoother them...no i never left a word off that sentancelol
well i hope things are going well with you and the book laters man
These past two days have been WHOA!!!! In this time and space I have:
Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up...
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Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up...
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malina:
haha... I was a brownie one time... when I was like... ummm.. 7 I think...
the count will be down to 7 this friday!
the count will be down to 7 this friday!
skeneo:
hey i was scratching as i was asleep so i must have been so there lol
hows things going well i hope
laters man
hows things going well i hope
laters man
If you've ever had a passing interest in professional wrestling and did not see the ECW last night, go out of your fecking way to do so. It'll remind of why you ever had that passing interest. Serious.
Anyway, in writing there's a difference between writing brilliance and writing believing you'll make things brilliant. It takes doing the former to fully realise the latter. Which...
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Anyway, in writing there's a difference between writing brilliance and writing believing you'll make things brilliant. It takes doing the former to fully realise the latter. Which...
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soldatka:
Ta for the CD, haven't listened to it all yet but it has loads of stuff I don't have, so YAY.
Haven't heard Batdance in years...
Ta for the CD, haven't listened to it all yet but it has loads of stuff I don't have, so YAY.
Haven't heard Batdance in years...
thescottness:
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I hope those girls like torture scenes!
in answer to the questions:
1: I have no idea... but that Hatguy line's pretty damn funny.
2: All the ones you listed and Final Fantasy X... shut up.
3: Staying up all night christmas eve to genuinely beat the fuck out of Rampage for the NES. All 50 states plus the 2nd round of 20 states! 6 hours of my life I'll never get back... but I wouldn't have it any other way.
I hope those girls like torture scenes!
in answer to the questions:
1: I have no idea... but that Hatguy line's pretty damn funny.
2: All the ones you listed and Final Fantasy X... shut up.
3: Staying up all night christmas eve to genuinely beat the fuck out of Rampage for the NES. All 50 states plus the 2nd round of 20 states! 6 hours of my life I'll never get back... but I wouldn't have it any other way.
I swear to god I've only been at this computer for 15mins but the reality of time tells me I've been here well over an hour. Stupid physics.
Sky Sports tonight - the DEVILFISH is playing poker on the TV. The man is entertainment personified and my pick to win the Poker Million. You must check him out.
Fifteen minutes ago I was fit to...
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Sky Sports tonight - the DEVILFISH is playing poker on the TV. The man is entertainment personified and my pick to win the Poker Million. You must check him out.
Fifteen minutes ago I was fit to...
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vrulovwrath:
Hay thanks for all the very nice words in Tazgoth's jurnal dude but I have a question. Whats an Alsatian? It sounds good though. I liked it. Hay, I'm an Alsatian yaiii!!
figmentation:
It's because you're so blasted cute....
The greatest Millionaire answers ever:
a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and...
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a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and...
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loslope:
That I can do, my friend!
loslope:
No, but my best mate recorded it. He said that there were a few first round KO's, but nothing too exciting.
My creative writing Professor told me that if it looks good to you, use it. I love that theory!
My creative writing Professor told me that if it looks good to you, use it. I love that theory!
I am listening to Overseer's Slayed.
There is a smile on my face.
I have just drunk some Pepsi.
I am going to have to take another lousy painkiller for these fecking weak, pitiful, painful knees.
I am trying to find a good reason not to work on this synopsis which I pledged to do hours ago.
Hmmm, my profile picture could do with changing...
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There is a smile on my face.
I have just drunk some Pepsi.
I am going to have to take another lousy painkiller for these fecking weak, pitiful, painful knees.
I am trying to find a good reason not to work on this synopsis which I pledged to do hours ago.
Hmmm, my profile picture could do with changing...
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vrulovwrath:
I don't like names.
vrulovwrath:
I gues you already realized where Evald comes from.
I blasted through 'The Da Vinci Code' these last few days (colds and buggered knees are great opportunities to catch up with nonsense) and it was worth the hype and praise it got -- except for the end. That was a bit too wet. Give me strong conclusion not a drawn out load of bollocks - ala Return of the King. Boom! Game over. That's...
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thescottness:
[vader]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[/vader]
my comment is gone forever.
have you tried submitting the outline with a couple bucks hidden around page 3?..
or just show up in person and threaten to shoot them if they don't publish the damn thing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[/vader]
my comment is gone forever.
have you tried submitting the outline with a couple bucks hidden around page 3?..
or just show up in person and threaten to shoot them if they don't publish the damn thing.
metaleric:
Have you always lived in the UK? I was just wondering how you got so into the NFL and the Bears being so far away.
Yeah, those other leagues are boring. Arena is ok. It would probably be cool in person.
Yeah, those other leagues are boring. Arena is ok. It would probably be cool in person.
"...the most deeply unpleasent, irredeemable, upsetting, fucked up, violent nonsense that I've ever watched"
I've just realised that descriptions applies to Ichi the Killer and this year's Big Brother contestants. Weird or coincidental. Who knows. God does. But he's too busy making Africa suffer to care.
So we've split the atom; sent man, money and dog into space and have created ways to see people...
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I've just realised that descriptions applies to Ichi the Killer and this year's Big Brother contestants. Weird or coincidental. Who knows. God does. But he's too busy making Africa suffer to care.
So we've split the atom; sent man, money and dog into space and have created ways to see people...
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weirdomanson:
hey whats up buddy! sorry to hear about your moms back. i really does suck. having the cold also fucking sucks... but its too hot out here to even catch a cold lol.. but hope your ass gets over it quick.. peace man!
vrulovwrath:
It is great ofcourse. Its Star Wars were talking about.
How are you sir?
J