A pen I was sucking on just burst and flooded my mouth with blue ink. My tongue is now blue and tastes foul. This has upset me. Said pen was an Oxfam pen. Therefore until I find out that money donated to Oxfam is not spent on sending more of their wanking piece of crap pens through the mail, those blighters are not getting another...
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A tale that I hope everyone who reads it shall benefit from.
It's cold, the wind's whipping, it's raining outside and the track is wet
Someday I'm going to write a book about my ten most intense gaming experiences and going to get paid for it. I decided this moments after playing NBA Jam for the PS2. Godalmighty it rocks. One of the best tenners...
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It's cold, the wind's whipping, it's raining outside and the track is wet
Someday I'm going to write a book about my ten most intense gaming experiences and going to get paid for it. I decided this moments after playing NBA Jam for the PS2. Godalmighty it rocks. One of the best tenners...
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skeneo:
hallo there and thanks for the hello even if pauly did force you lol
later man
later man
beautiful_hatred:
I will finish first FOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really really want a copy. please............................. 
Spreading the verb courtesy of TheScottness
*****
A) first recommend to me:
1) a movie
2) a book
3) an artist, album, or song:
B) then you may ask me any 3 questions you want, no more, no less.
C) then post this same thing in your journal so we can all enjoy the question asking and recommending of things.
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Thank God I'm not...
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*****
A) first recommend to me:
1) a movie
2) a book
3) an artist, album, or song:
B) then you may ask me any 3 questions you want, no more, no less.
C) then post this same thing in your journal so we can all enjoy the question asking and recommending of things.
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Thank God I'm not...
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thescottness:
in answer to your questions....
1) "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
2) The last person I wanted to kill was the man who invented Adobe Premier editing platform.... the worst goddamn piece of shit ever invented. I would get so pissed off at the program for randomly crashing that the producer would insist I take a 5 minute smoke break before continuing, lest I punchify the screen on my computer.
3) "Don't Believe a Word" by Thin Lizzy right now. For some reason it just seems to totally define my life and way of thinking for the past few weeks.
I'm glad you liked the dream sequence... whenever I tell people about it they're always amazed that I've died in a dream. I guess I'm living proof that the urban legend of "if you die in a dream, you die in real life" is complete and utter bullshit.
I'm really really drunk right now... 3 vodka tonics (more vodka than tonic), a 40 of Mickey's, 3 Coronas and a strange mixture of Tanquerey and Sprite make for a very incoherent evening.... I hope all is well in "crazy" UK land. And all I can recommend at this moment is that you play Resident Evil 4.... as soon as physically possible...
1) "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
2) The last person I wanted to kill was the man who invented Adobe Premier editing platform.... the worst goddamn piece of shit ever invented. I would get so pissed off at the program for randomly crashing that the producer would insist I take a 5 minute smoke break before continuing, lest I punchify the screen on my computer.
3) "Don't Believe a Word" by Thin Lizzy right now. For some reason it just seems to totally define my life and way of thinking for the past few weeks.
I'm glad you liked the dream sequence... whenever I tell people about it they're always amazed that I've died in a dream. I guess I'm living proof that the urban legend of "if you die in a dream, you die in real life" is complete and utter bullshit.
I'm really really drunk right now... 3 vodka tonics (more vodka than tonic), a 40 of Mickey's, 3 Coronas and a strange mixture of Tanquerey and Sprite make for a very incoherent evening.... I hope all is well in "crazy" UK land. And all I can recommend at this moment is that you play Resident Evil 4.... as soon as physically possible...
weirdomanson:
ahhhhhhhhhh Mr. T is the man!!! i kind of look like him in my driver license photo.. oh shit im gonna have to take a pic of it. ill show it you to. its great stuff.. hahaha that site ruled man!
.chris
.chris
For two days I've not been able to crack a joke without thinking about it first for fear of it being depraved and offensive. I blame this on my brother. I've not been able to stop thinking about his 'Issac Hayes' joke (which has little to do with Issac Hayes and IS NOT RACIST, I call it that to disguise the true meaning - and...
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_pauly_:
i'm going to start work on a script soon, i have'nt commited anything to paper as yet, i have alot scenes floating around but no story, i'm just choosing the music for it first.
in fact it might be so big i'll have to do a lord of the rings style trilogy.
but anyway good luck with the rest of the book, and don't rush genius it just comes
in fact it might be so big i'll have to do a lord of the rings style trilogy.
but anyway good luck with the rest of the book, and don't rush genius it just comes
sweetiyvie:
Dammit, I really have issues with EXTREMELY Politically correct people. They bug the shit outta me. I don't like racists mind you, they are simply on the other side of the spectrum. I prefer the grey area where I'm allowed to speak what i think and not be chided, and to tell people to shut the hell up when they take their jokes too far. 
Been a eerie day. The calm before this storm that's taking its poxy time to get here.
My mate Macrae is ALIVE/being social again. God, Macrae, there's a guy who really fecked himself up on the drugs. He's the spitting image of the bald nunchuka guy (Li Lung?) in Soul Blade.
I like Rammstein. I like the Beverly Hills 2 soundtrack. I like the way...
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My mate Macrae is ALIVE/being social again. God, Macrae, there's a guy who really fecked himself up on the drugs. He's the spitting image of the bald nunchuka guy (Li Lung?) in Soul Blade.
I like Rammstein. I like the Beverly Hills 2 soundtrack. I like the way...
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thescottness:
yeah, my roommate pisses me off a lot, but we're still good friends. Plus I can steal his food and he doesn't care.
he's kind of like the dog who won't stop humping people's legs. He's a good dog, but every once and a while you need to roll up a newspaper and smack him with it.
he's kind of like the dog who won't stop humping people's legs. He's a good dog, but every once and a while you need to roll up a newspaper and smack him with it.
_pauly_:
I like a bit of the old rammstien myself.
I had a couple of mates that were hooked on drugs, sadly there not around anymore.
on a lighter note, if you get the chance to watch "bubba ho-tep", take it.
I had a couple of mates that were hooked on drugs, sadly there not around anymore.
on a lighter note, if you get the chance to watch "bubba ho-tep", take it.
My week since last update:
5/1: Worked on book. Worked. Worked on book. Productive.
6/1: Worked. Too tired all day and since I need my wits about me to work on the book, nothing done. Worked. Still tired, vowed early night. Played Soul Calibur 2 until 3 A.M.
7/1: Woke at 12. Got majorly distracted. Watched Neighbours - one feck of a show. Really good...
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5/1: Worked on book. Worked. Worked on book. Productive.
6/1: Worked. Too tired all day and since I need my wits about me to work on the book, nothing done. Worked. Still tired, vowed early night. Played Soul Calibur 2 until 3 A.M.
7/1: Woke at 12. Got majorly distracted. Watched Neighbours - one feck of a show. Really good...
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sweetiyvie:
Heh heh, I am just looking over the few pics of yourself that you have in here and coming to the realization that you really look like some slick-handed jewel theif that hangs out in casinos. That rocks! 
thescottness:
hehehehe
I would spend hours trying to launch people off the side of the wind city's roof in Soul Calibur 2. The best is when they fall off when they're trying to run away.
I'm still pissed off that I had to miss the final USC game, but from what I hear they pretty much won after the first few minutes of the game.
I'll trade ya an advance copy of my movie for a copy of your book!
I would spend hours trying to launch people off the side of the wind city's roof in Soul Calibur 2. The best is when they fall off when they're trying to run away.
I'm still pissed off that I had to miss the final USC game, but from what I hear they pretty much won after the first few minutes of the game.
I'll trade ya an advance copy of my movie for a copy of your book!
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_pauly_:
heh-heh "come" heh-heh
if i could slap an inventor it would be the same as weidromanson, that prick who invented speed bumps. what a cunt!!
if i could slap an inventor it would be the same as weidromanson, that prick who invented speed bumps. what a cunt!!
sweetiyvie:
I would bitch slap the person who invented the Teddy Ruxpin robot teddy bear with a tape player in it. That shit is creepy as fuck; I still have nightmares about it. *shivers*
Have a good one!
Have a good one!
As Eddie Murphy said in Trading Places: 'Happy New Year'
The final tally:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First...
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The final tally:
2004 Person of the Year: JEREMY PAXMAN
2004 Villianous Sod of the Year: JONATHAN QUINN
Best Song I First Heard This Year: (tie) DOWN PAYMENT BLUES by AC/DC and COUNTING ON ME by KORN
Best Album I First Heard This Year: POWERAGE by AC/DC
Best Film I First...
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sweetiyvie:
NIN NIN NIN NIN!!!!!! YAY!! 
scagnetti:
Happy New Year AG!!!
Did you see the trailer yet?
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/moviefone/movies/2004/sincity_019736/sincity_trlr_01_dl.mov
Did you see the trailer yet?
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/aol/us/moviefone/movies/2004/sincity_019736/sincity_trlr_01_dl.mov
What does Robin Cook, Ken Bigley, Will Smith, my wallet, Crimson Tide, I Robot and an ancient jumper than Mum bequeathed me yesterday that's going to be dyed very soon have in common?
Answer: I'm sure they all contributed to this nightmare I had yesterday.
This is a nightmare I'm not going into because it's now the basis of a kick-ass story I may write...
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Answer: I'm sure they all contributed to this nightmare I had yesterday.
This is a nightmare I'm not going into because it's now the basis of a kick-ass story I may write...
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thescottness:
HAPPY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR!
ya limey bastard.
ya limey bastard.
luckyzombie:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! good luck!
Ding dong merrily on high or I take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger until it goes click.
Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2...
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Hello and welcome.
Before I go balls deep into this entry (ho-ho) a prayer to those poor sods in South-East Asia that got smashed by Earthquakes and a Tsunami. Dreadful business.
Xmas was fantastic as ever. DVD's, many PS2...
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luckyzombie:
ok, silly you for paying to see that stupid 80 days film.... but city of god was AMAZING, yet to see HERO and that American Movie.....
glad you had a good xmas
glad you had a good xmas
sweetiyvie:
Glad to hear you had a kick ass Christmas! I did too, I got so much cool shit! Have a great New Year!
I hope your doing well dude.
[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 9:29PM]