Nabbed from Alexis
A is for age: 26
B is for booze: No, Bru - as in Irn Bru!
C is for career: professional porcelain shiner.
D is for Dad's name: Jeremiah a.k.a ... nah, can't bring myself to down the man further.
E is for essential items to bring to party: attitude and an instigator and accelerator.
F is for favorite song at the moment: Cypress Hill - Get Out of my Head.
G is for girlfriend: Nope. And I'm not even looking until I'm done with my trilogy.
H is for Hometown: Lerwick.
I is for instruments I play: Air Guitar / Pink Oboe (hyuck)
J is for jam or jelly: jam? NBA JAM, baby. Stuffed Miami. Stuffed by Golden State. Swines.
K is for Kids: Before I'm thirty I'll deposit at the protien back and that be that. DNA must be furthered!
L is for living arrangements: Me, Egg and Mother. Cheap & solidifies inheritence.
M is for mom's name: Jasmine or, if you happen to be an Asian onacologist, Yasmin.
N is for name of friend: Gordon - The HINDU COW! Coming next week to a casino near you, Pauly.
O is for overnight hospital stays: 1 week in my 1st week of life. Get that shite out of the way quick.
P is for Phobias: water and Krites.
Q is for quotes you like: "And remember, son. Any more than three shakes is a wank."
R is for longest Relationship: not very.
S is for sexual position: doggy
T is for time you wake up: whenever the clock with the japanese voice goes beep.
U is for unique traits and features: The ability of someone my size to move silent and inadvertantly scare the bejesus out of folk. And one bastard of an imagination.
V is for vegetable you love: Carrots, roast & peppered.
W is for worst trait/feature: My body incredibly breaking down on me whenever I have a damned fine exercise routine.
X is for x-rays you've had: 5 trips.
Y is for yummy food I can make: Pasta, cheese, processed meat mixed real well. And mince and tatties!
Z is for zodiac sign: Cancer... feck.
No more updating until it is done because I'll have nothing worth saying until it is done.
Live worthwhile and testify!
A is for age: 26
B is for booze: No, Bru - as in Irn Bru!
C is for career: professional porcelain shiner.
D is for Dad's name: Jeremiah a.k.a ... nah, can't bring myself to down the man further.
E is for essential items to bring to party: attitude and an instigator and accelerator.
F is for favorite song at the moment: Cypress Hill - Get Out of my Head.
G is for girlfriend: Nope. And I'm not even looking until I'm done with my trilogy.
H is for Hometown: Lerwick.
I is for instruments I play: Air Guitar / Pink Oboe (hyuck)
J is for jam or jelly: jam? NBA JAM, baby. Stuffed Miami. Stuffed by Golden State. Swines.
K is for Kids: Before I'm thirty I'll deposit at the protien back and that be that. DNA must be furthered!
L is for living arrangements: Me, Egg and Mother. Cheap & solidifies inheritence.
M is for mom's name: Jasmine or, if you happen to be an Asian onacologist, Yasmin.
N is for name of friend: Gordon - The HINDU COW! Coming next week to a casino near you, Pauly.
O is for overnight hospital stays: 1 week in my 1st week of life. Get that shite out of the way quick.
P is for Phobias: water and Krites.
Q is for quotes you like: "And remember, son. Any more than three shakes is a wank."
R is for longest Relationship: not very.
S is for sexual position: doggy
T is for time you wake up: whenever the clock with the japanese voice goes beep.
U is for unique traits and features: The ability of someone my size to move silent and inadvertantly scare the bejesus out of folk. And one bastard of an imagination.
V is for vegetable you love: Carrots, roast & peppered.
W is for worst trait/feature: My body incredibly breaking down on me whenever I have a damned fine exercise routine.
X is for x-rays you've had: 5 trips.
Y is for yummy food I can make: Pasta, cheese, processed meat mixed real well. And mince and tatties!
Z is for zodiac sign: Cancer... feck.
No more updating until it is done because I'll have nothing worth saying until it is done.
Live worthwhile and testify!
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.chris
kick ass!
are you done editing and all?
that was fast.