The greatest Millionaire answers ever:
a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and...
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a. The Eiffel Tower
b. The Taj Mahal
c. The Louvre
d. Pigshit
The question:
What's type of shit comes out a pig's arse.
For the record Terry Fuckwitt plumped for the Eiffel Tower and lost. Unsurprising coming from someone who sold his soul to the devil for a lump of dried up dogshit.
I'm watching the Scotland-Moldova game and...
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I am listening to Overseer's Slayed.
There is a smile on my face.
I have just drunk some Pepsi.
I am going to have to take another lousy painkiller for these fecking weak, pitiful, painful knees.
I am trying to find a good reason not to work on this synopsis which I pledged to do hours ago.
Hmmm, my profile picture could do with changing...
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There is a smile on my face.
I have just drunk some Pepsi.
I am going to have to take another lousy painkiller for these fecking weak, pitiful, painful knees.
I am trying to find a good reason not to work on this synopsis which I pledged to do hours ago.
Hmmm, my profile picture could do with changing...
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vrulovwrath:
I don't like names.
vrulovwrath:
I gues you already realized where Evald comes from.
I blasted through 'The Da Vinci Code' these last few days (colds and buggered knees are great opportunities to catch up with nonsense) and it was worth the hype and praise it got -- except for the end. That was a bit too wet. Give me strong conclusion not a drawn out load of bollocks - ala Return of the King. Boom! Game over. That's...
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thescottness:
[vader]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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my comment is gone forever.
have you tried submitting the outline with a couple bucks hidden around page 3?..
or just show up in person and threaten to shoot them if they don't publish the damn thing.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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my comment is gone forever.
have you tried submitting the outline with a couple bucks hidden around page 3?..
or just show up in person and threaten to shoot them if they don't publish the damn thing.
metaleric:
Have you always lived in the UK? I was just wondering how you got so into the NFL and the Bears being so far away.
Yeah, those other leagues are boring. Arena is ok. It would probably be cool in person.
Yeah, those other leagues are boring. Arena is ok. It would probably be cool in person.
"...the most deeply unpleasent, irredeemable, upsetting, fucked up, violent nonsense that I've ever watched"
I've just realised that descriptions applies to Ichi the Killer and this year's Big Brother contestants. Weird or coincidental. Who knows. God does. But he's too busy making Africa suffer to care.
So we've split the atom; sent man, money and dog into space and have created ways to see people...
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I've just realised that descriptions applies to Ichi the Killer and this year's Big Brother contestants. Weird or coincidental. Who knows. God does. But he's too busy making Africa suffer to care.
So we've split the atom; sent man, money and dog into space and have created ways to see people...
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weirdomanson:
hey whats up buddy! sorry to hear about your moms back. i really does suck. having the cold also fucking sucks... but its too hot out here to even catch a cold lol.. but hope your ass gets over it quick.. peace man!
vrulovwrath:
It is great ofcourse. Its Star Wars were talking about.
I heard about this. I finally saw this and it's made me laugh all week. Genius.
Actually I pilfered it from eMule. I actually haven't checked the link. I was telling the boss about it and he wanted to see it so rather sending him the 30mb version to his dial-up account I gave him this link and found it morally obscene not to share....
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Actually I pilfered it from eMule. I actually haven't checked the link. I was telling the boss about it and he wanted to see it so rather sending him the 30mb version to his dial-up account I gave him this link and found it morally obscene not to share....
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_pauly_:
You sir.....ROCK!!!!!!!. Thank you so much for the well wishes and that cow bell thing....Genius lol
I'm feeling better now, still sore, but feeling alot better.
I was able to cath the penaltys of the game, by crikey they were exciting. I'm glad Liverpool won too, they deserved it more
Thank you again my friend for the well wishes and take care of yourself
I'm feeling better now, still sore, but feeling alot better.
I was able to cath the penaltys of the game, by crikey they were exciting
. I'm glad Liverpool won too, they deserved it more
Thank you again my friend for the well wishes and take care of yourself
thescottness:
soooooo....
what did you think of Ichi the Killer?!
I love that movie. Torture scenes. Arterial spray. It's everything a boy like me could dream of.
Yeah, I hate boats too. I can't stay on one for more than an hour without puking my guts out.... when will they learn that the seas were meant for fishes.
what did you think of Ichi the Killer?!
I love that movie. Torture scenes. Arterial spray. It's everything a boy like me could dream of.
Yeah, I hate boats too. I can't stay on one for more than an hour without puking my guts out.... when will they learn that the seas were meant for fishes.
Who is the babe modelling the swinsuit in the American Apparel advert? She is stunning.
Three days after getting off that hideous boat (everything's expensive, the cinema they've got is a joke and where they store the dogs for the sail is disgraceful) and I'm still feeling woozy. Everything sways. Everything. Bloody sucks.
I'd swear off boats forever but seeing it's really expensive to fly...
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Three days after getting off that hideous boat (everything's expensive, the cinema they've got is a joke and where they store the dogs for the sail is disgraceful) and I'm still feeling woozy. Everything sways. Everything. Bloody sucks.
I'd swear off boats forever but seeing it's really expensive to fly...
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metaleric:
I have told her to fuck off. It doesn't work. 
skeneo:
thanks man i might go give it a watch to see what i think of it
4hrs sleep in 45.
Anime.
Mild food poisoning.
Gang of Four.
The best damned burger ever.
Pauly & Skeneo
Steven Seagal.
Wooziness.
Whippets.
Star Wars.
The best holiday ever.
Now I'm just way too woozy to blast out what a fecking great time I had. Really. Too fun. I'll get round to it sometime. Just know I had a fecking great time. Know I says....
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Anime.
Mild food poisoning.
Gang of Four.
The best damned burger ever.
Pauly & Skeneo
Steven Seagal.
Wooziness.
Whippets.
Star Wars.
The best holiday ever.
Now I'm just way too woozy to blast out what a fecking great time I had. Really. Too fun. I'll get round to it sometime. Just know I had a fecking great time. Know I says....
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thescottness:
whahahaha!
you should see the size of these kittens though... fuckin' HUGE!.. I bought em' off a trader from Portugal I met in a bar.
yeah... Episode III... oh. my. god.
it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I feel I can die a happy man now, which leaves me to wonder what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of the 40 odd years I got ahead of me.
glad you had a rockin' vacation. I can't wait till my next one, which should be coming up soon enough. Ahh booze.
you should see the size of these kittens though... fuckin' HUGE!.. I bought em' off a trader from Portugal I met in a bar.
yeah... Episode III... oh. my. god.
it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I feel I can die a happy man now, which leaves me to wonder what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of the 40 odd years I got ahead of me.
glad you had a rockin' vacation. I can't wait till my next one, which should be coming up soon enough. Ahh booze.
malina:
the boy is watching it right now.. haven't seen any of them as of yet though.. he says he's going to buy me a box set
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_pauly_:
An absolute pleasure meeting you sir, albeit for a very brief time. I hope your journey home was a safe one
Force Dude
Force Dude
skeneo:
what do you mean posh im not posh i resent being called posh lol i think the word you mean is relaxed . also it will take a stronger takle to take me and pauly down many have tryed . but like he said it was fun but breif and it was a pleasure meeting you. laters my hentai nakama
. also it will take a stronger takle to take me and pauly down many have tryed . but like he said it was fun but breif and it was a pleasure meeting you. laters my hentai nakama Today I understand why the rich vote Conservative.
Tony Blair, Gordon Brown -- I shit on your balls.
Try to get ahead in this life. Work the system, save some pennies... oh, if this wasn't Star Wars week I'd furious and ready to kill some people right now, I tell you what.
Fucking 75 in duties and taxes on my 3 Bears jerseys from America...
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Tony Blair, Gordon Brown -- I shit on your balls.
Try to get ahead in this life. Work the system, save some pennies... oh, if this wasn't Star Wars week I'd furious and ready to kill some people right now, I tell you what.
Fucking 75 in duties and taxes on my 3 Bears jerseys from America...
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vrulovwrath:
Yeah its Star Wars week but the thing is that I'm not going to watch it this week cauz I won't find a sit in the cinema. When such HUGE epic movies are coming I don't go in the premier, neither for the next one week. I go to watch it after 2 or 3 weeks when things are not so tight. So I can get mad and kill as many as I want this week (and probably the next ). If you wana kill someone so this week gets even better for you (the perfect week) rely on me point me the person and the job is done
). If you wana kill someone so this week gets even better for you (the perfect week) rely on me point me the person and the job is done
vrulovwrath:
May the force be with us 
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_pauly_:
Yes.....It's almost time
Seagal is a god, he also cooks!!!
I liked "The Aviator" too. I seen it through *coughs* other means.
And to answer your question. I voted Labour...OK!!!!! HAPPY NOW!!!! lol
Now answer mine. When do you arrive in Aberdeen?
Seagal is a god, he also cooks!!!
I liked "The Aviator" too. I seen it through *coughs* other means.
And to answer your question. I voted Labour...OK!!!!! HAPPY NOW!!!! lol
Now answer mine. When do you arrive in Aberdeen?
_pauly_:
yup, you are correct sir. I do have "The fog of war" on DVD.
Will Skeneo and I see you later that day? just curious dude, 'cause I won't be drinkin' lol. i'm driving.
Will Skeneo and I see you later that day? just curious dude, 'cause I won't be drinkin' lol. i'm driving.
I'm spending so much money at the moment it's vulgar.
Then again when my entire summer is going consist of work, sweat and, if the lovely Lisa Burke is to be believed, fighting the effects of heatstroke I don't mind one bastard bit. Nope.
Assault on Precinct 13 - Sycho and the Egg review:
Sycho: This is good but isn't as good as the original....
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Then again when my entire summer is going consist of work, sweat and, if the lovely Lisa Burke is to be believed, fighting the effects of heatstroke I don't mind one bastard bit. Nope.
Assault on Precinct 13 - Sycho and the Egg review:
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beautiful_hatred:
My nizzle. I will go see episode 3. Not at midnight though because Hailey wants to see it.
loslope:
Thank you, God, for allowing him to recognize the oxymoronic terminology
Hey, money is meant to be blown.
I tried to jump a ditch (small canal) once, and upon impact, I slid off of the seat and into the neck of the handlebars. I'm right damn lucky not to be a girl now.
Hey, money is meant to be blown.
I tried to jump a ditch (small canal) once, and upon impact, I slid off of the seat and into the neck of the handlebars. I'm right damn lucky not to be a girl now.
Yes, got those MIDNIGHT TICKETS FOR EPISODE THREE! Yes, yes, yes. Had to speak to a customer services lady to confirm that UGC Aberdeen hadn't cocked up the time, which according to logic they had but according to UGC logic they hadn't, but after that it was clear sailing.
Yes. Yes Yes.
The circle is now complete!
Watched NIGHTWATCH last night. The quality of the...
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Yes. Yes Yes.
The circle is now complete!
Watched NIGHTWATCH last night. The quality of the...
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metaleric:
Haha. They made it very clear the it's not like in the movies.
I don't know what the case I would have been considered for. Didn't make it that far before they let us go.
I don't know what the case I would have been considered for. Didn't make it that far before they let us go.
loslope:
Odinsday? Shite and begorrah, that's a fine word!...
My creative writing Professor told me that if it looks good to you, use it. I love that theory!