ok i keep seeing this crap about the uc irvine and the american flag. i think what happened there was one of the most american things i have seen in a long time. people who were elected in into a pseudo government voted that the flag was not allowed because of blank. but thats not the american part about that story, the american part is...
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WTF

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me: hey dad i like that show house, M.D.
dad: nooooooooo
me: what do you mean no
dad: tell me your joking
me: no i like house
dad: i would rather you watch gay porn
me: WHAT!
dad: do you know what house is chris, do you
me: no what
dad: its the same fucking episode every time, EVERY FUCKING TIME!

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THEY ARE GREAT. THANK YOU TO ALL THE GIRLS WHO HAS EVER LET ME TOUCH THEM. GIRLS YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME.

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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA TAXING ME TO DEATH AND YOUR SHITTY JOB MARKET I WOULD LOVE YOU, BUT MY $83 CLEAN AIR TAX BECAUSE I DRIVE A TRUCK. FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA YOU HAVE BURNT DOWN ALL THE BRIDGES THAT I LEFT. I USED TO LOVE YOU CALIFORNIA BUT YOU HAVE DONE ME WRONG, ONE TO MANY TIMES. I CAN NOT TAKE IT ANY MORE. I HOPE...
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HELP i need a ride to anchor bar tomorrow. my truck is in the shop. i will put in for gas!

if you enjoy comedy it will be worth it

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i have lost a little faith in humanity after tonight. i was doing a gig a a local comedy club and these three loud drunk grown ass men decided to try and hit on these women who were obviously with their man friends. when the women had enough of these drunk assholes they tried to tell them off, but they wouldn't leave them alone...
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i cant drink anymore. i drank her cute and now she wont stop texting me. fuck how do i tell her off without being to mean.

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if your a fan of stand up and your in southern California come out to max bloombergs cafe noir or follow me on twitter @JethRoww

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if your a fan of stand up and your in southern California come out to max bloombergs cafe noir or follow me on twitter @JethRoww