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The most wonderful breasts in all the world are now unpierced.

You may commence with the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I think I'm taking out my nipple piercings.

FASCINATING I KNOW.

There is this thing where I'm a hermit. It kind of sucks. My city is interesting, but being alone in it gets old, fast.

There is this other thing where I feel completely uninterested in my job. I only get things done when I have a deadline, or am being yelled at. Otherwise, I just grind my teeth and watch the clock. It's not... it's...
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(mind asplodes)

Whaaaaa?!?!?

Happy birthday, Satan.

I've discovered that even though I dont think I have anything to give to anyone, there's plenty I can take away.

Rawr.

Ps Sorry for leaving such a bitter entry up for my birthday... I actually check here pretty often, but dont ever really have anything new to say.

Eliska: She makes me enter my account information when my cookies have expired.


Ummmm sorry I havent updated. here's the short of it: Life kinda sucks. My job is hard, and boring, all at the same time. My lack of love life has hit the 8 month mark. There's gamer drama. I'm poor as fuck after my hospital bills.

And yet, good god, it's a...
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"So, a few months ago for my bachelor party, my best friend and best man was in charge of picking up videos. He went down to DC and went to the National Archive, and got six hours of newsreels from the 1930s and 40s. Needless to say, it was one of the greatest nights of my life."

I saw The Books live. I was a...
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Every day, between 3 and 4 pm, my heart breaks again.

... Why?

I'm off!

Without a fucking swimsuit!

And where the hell is my perfect-sized suitcase?!!?!?!?