I HATE BITCH RAs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay there's this one RA who's a total bitch...i mean like no1 fuckin likes her at all.
A few friends and I were drinking...not even like hardcore...like fun time with Jenga and alcohol...and we happen to have the music up a little too loud with the window open. She came up like screaming "RA'S!!!!" and then preceded to try and hound us about what was going on...now in less than 2 weeks I'll be 21 and the guy we were with was 21 and we all had Orange Soda's in our hands......she tried to scare us with the "I can call the police in here to give you all breathalizers." bullshit and I just wanted to turn around and say "Go ahead because your gonna do it anyway." But I held my mouth and we were just like "Whatever." Well she went downstairs and they didn't leave....we heard someone like rattling a bottle or something and we were like WTF they're still fucking here....well the one girl who's 18 and is going to be a pharmasist was the last to have anything alcoholic (she had just taken Jack to the head and chased with the orange soda) so we thought she should leave but since the RAs were still downstairs....that was pointless....one of them came up and was real cool about it saying that initially it was the music and then there are empty liquor bottles on the stairs (our campus is a wet campus but there is a limit...and every empty bottle is considered full....stupid but w/e). Then the cops came.....we were still just hanging out drinking the Orangette and the only thing they said something about was that one of the other housemates(not the guy we were with) had put aluminum foil over the smoke detector downstairs, and that there was a hukah(sp) in the bathroom.
Our friend claimed the hukah but the cops didn't even ask about the bottles...he asked if we had been drinking and he said yeah while we were just like "We've had orange soda" so they looked at his ID (which was hilarious b/c he's from Mexico and I don't think his ID even had his bday on it...so they were analyzing it for like 5 minutes...) and then they asked him to come to the station(the one on campus) basically to claim the hukah.
Yea it was sooo freakin rediculous b/c the bitch RA sooo wanted to try and get us caught on something and they had NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So my friends and I all plan on cursing this bitch to the tenth degree....I said that 1. I would fart when I passed her so she would stink and smell it and 2. I would find her car and pee on the handle so that when I saw her in it I could chuckle that she had to touch my dry pee in order to get in.....
But seriously she should've just given us a warning saying "Hey it's a little late, you need to turn the music down." NOOO she had to pull the cop card...she's fake anyway...completely.....fake purse, fake hair, fake personality.....she had nothing better to do on a Friday night!
ARGH....alright I'm going to bed.......night y'all
Okay there's this one RA who's a total bitch...i mean like no1 fuckin likes her at all.
A few friends and I were drinking...not even like hardcore...like fun time with Jenga and alcohol...and we happen to have the music up a little too loud with the window open. She came up like screaming "RA'S!!!!" and then preceded to try and hound us about what was going on...now in less than 2 weeks I'll be 21 and the guy we were with was 21 and we all had Orange Soda's in our hands......she tried to scare us with the "I can call the police in here to give you all breathalizers." bullshit and I just wanted to turn around and say "Go ahead because your gonna do it anyway." But I held my mouth and we were just like "Whatever." Well she went downstairs and they didn't leave....we heard someone like rattling a bottle or something and we were like WTF they're still fucking here....well the one girl who's 18 and is going to be a pharmasist was the last to have anything alcoholic (she had just taken Jack to the head and chased with the orange soda) so we thought she should leave but since the RAs were still downstairs....that was pointless....one of them came up and was real cool about it saying that initially it was the music and then there are empty liquor bottles on the stairs (our campus is a wet campus but there is a limit...and every empty bottle is considered full....stupid but w/e). Then the cops came.....we were still just hanging out drinking the Orangette and the only thing they said something about was that one of the other housemates(not the guy we were with) had put aluminum foil over the smoke detector downstairs, and that there was a hukah(sp) in the bathroom.
Our friend claimed the hukah but the cops didn't even ask about the bottles...he asked if we had been drinking and he said yeah while we were just like "We've had orange soda" so they looked at his ID (which was hilarious b/c he's from Mexico and I don't think his ID even had his bday on it...so they were analyzing it for like 5 minutes...) and then they asked him to come to the station(the one on campus) basically to claim the hukah.
Yea it was sooo freakin rediculous b/c the bitch RA sooo wanted to try and get us caught on something and they had NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So my friends and I all plan on cursing this bitch to the tenth degree....I said that 1. I would fart when I passed her so she would stink and smell it and 2. I would find her car and pee on the handle so that when I saw her in it I could chuckle that she had to touch my dry pee in order to get in.....
But seriously she should've just given us a warning saying "Hey it's a little late, you need to turn the music down." NOOO she had to pull the cop card...she's fake anyway...completely.....fake purse, fake hair, fake personality.....she had nothing better to do on a Friday night!
ARGH....alright I'm going to bed.......night y'all
lexxahavoc:
Years ago, when I was in college, I spit gum into hair......I am in no way suggesting this form of retaliation!!!! I'm just sayin........