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Allow me to partially demystify "crazy"...

It's a commonly held misconception that crazy people don't know they're crazy.

When a crazy person crosses paths with an eccentric, the eccentric often rejects the crazy person.
A relevant allegory might be the mythos wherein a vampire does not cast a reflection in a mirror.

It's also a little known fact that when two or more crazy people...
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oomishay:
I know I'm crazy. I mean, I'm female. Come on.
scheisskopf:
Coincidentally, I've deconstructed this concept more than anybody should have to.

We have a lot of time to correspond about this subject, and in all probability, we shall.


Thanks for getting the ball rolling.
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Sometimes, I just can't sleep, no matter how tired I am.

Typically, the mind wanders; and in my case, I can recall memories that should have been erased by thousands of dollars worth of drugs and numerous violent blows to the head. I don't know how I can still remember what I was thinking about last night, it was like a flood ...

I didn't...
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guitargeek:
Nah, you gotta make peace with these memories. They're part of you, and without them you'd be diminished.

Own 'em.
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One time, when I was 15, I tried to make candy out of coffee and brown sugar.

It was inedible, but I refused to throw it away. I kept the nuggets in a plastic bag. I was determined to feed them to some hungry animals. Because I hated to see "food" go to waste - I always tried to feed it to hungry animals. For...
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girly:
Ha! That's awesome!
ilsa:
That's hilarious!
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"You hate me, don't you?"

This is my nephew talking. I think he has a complex. We're not technically related, but we're still family. His true Uncles are a bunch of punks (the bad kind), the rest of his family is fully dysfunctional. His Dad, my best friend... kind of an asshole.

I barely know much of my own family. I'm not really close at...
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It's a strange day indeed when you find yourself discussing porn movie dialog and sharing Clamato with the deputy who's dropped by to serve you a subpoena. I'm guessing they normally don't do that, but this guy was a real freak and I'm a difficult person to find (and an agreeable host if you do)...

My favorite scene goes something like this...


GIRL #1 (With...
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Well well well.

Another boring ol' blog post for youse guys.

Is it possible to be too real, too frank, too honest? I wouldn't know.

I've been accused of being many things, but being "too real"... never.

The other night I was invited to a bachelor party at a strip club. If I'd been given some time to think about it, I probably would've gone...
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It's so damn beautiful outside... I want to... roll around on the ground and... absorb it.

I got a check in the mail from SSA, $400 - righteous.

The explanation for this makes little sense to me.

A Cannabis Cup Pass is $175, hmmmm...

Drinking tea on the front porch this morning, something rustling around in the tall grass caught my eye. It was my...
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The house is fucking cold.

I'm very, very drowsy and... tizzified - all worked up - to the point of shaking my fists in the air in slow-motion and quietly cursing aloud at no one in particular in a decrepit "Grandpa Simpson" undulation. I just finished paying some bills with the online banking bullshit thing. Hemorrhaging money has given me an epic, dreadful head rush....
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nakissa:
I meant Aryan race ...
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(a haiku by ApostopheNow)


terrible... awful

truly, truly bad

tworst new years I;ve everr had!