apologees

i updated my friends list.
nothing personal.
rock on.

i am so ridiculously tired right now.

i need 3 things.
1) hug
2) beer
3) bbq ribs from The Local in my fridge

3a) sleep


found this just recently. i think its funny, cuz i wrote it drunk, 3 hours before i had to present it to the philosophy department at my college. it was about the nonnecessity of historical meaning and the categories...
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SO...

4 weeks ago I had to go to the doc to get checked out for sex diseases. I did that. Painfully, too, because the stupid nurse put the needle all the way through my freaking vein, and then wiggled it around. She goes: "Oh, sorry, did that hurt honey?" I go: "Shit yes." Then I waited and worried for 3 days. Got no call...
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I can kinda tell when I am never gonna be the same. The problem (which is no problem at all, really) is the process of integrating that new person with the old one, with the past that will not cease to change. That, essentially, is all problems.

Rare is the time where novelty imposes such problems. Most of the time, the world, and every individual...
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the person that just bought me the first two overwhelming colorfast CDs on ebay is far and away the coolest person i've met in 14 years.

i'm geeked. those two CDs are soooooooooooo fucking good.

fucking A.

this day sucks in so very many ways, i can't begin to explain.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
the mouse the mouse!!!!!!!!!!!1
the mouse was just in my house!!!!!!!!
i chased it behind the bookcase and it looked at me.
then he ran out into the hall and boychucker saw it run into the laundry room.
its chubby and has whiskers and a little chubby ass.
cute, but he must be caught and put where he belongs...in a cage on top of...
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i sometimes wish i could put everything on pause, and spend a good amount of time writing down everything bad about everyone that annoys me. then i'd unpause it, and tell them. then they would go away and understand how much their existence displeases me. so cliche. and these people, they wouldn't have done anything wrong, either. they just displease me. like a piece of...
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This weekend was awesome and I didn't leave the house.

Germans don't like to let people recline while they drive their cars. Bastards.

I've decided to persue a new career in political science. No, not really.

I really wish someone would give me an Overwhelming Colorfast CD. Please. Please look in your old CDs and see if you have any. If you do, tell me...
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Oh God! I just found out. I'm pregnant!!!!!













...april fools.