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1. found out that my boss gets 5th row seats to Braves games all the time (behind first base, no less). also, he hates baseball.
love

2. i smell

4. i'm kinda drunk

5. got meat on the way. mmm bloody hamburgers...

D. the mets must really suck. 11 runs in one inning? haha.

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rayn:
I like baseball.

I don't smell. Right now anyway.

I'm on my way to being drunk.

Don't eat hamburgers really.



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_bossanova_:
What happened to #3?wink

You're kinda drunk, huh?tongue

I'm all sweaty and feverish. This had better be over today. I'm also stuck with the PT Cruiser (I know, baby boomer mid-life crisis car) so my stick-shift driving is improving. It's so much fun! You were right.

kisskisskiss
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oh no mrs. robinson, i find you the most desireable of all my friends' parents...
surreal
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les:
actually he sent it back with the wrong hard drive. a hard drive that does not work. wasn't that nice of him?
rebeldaisy:
if i had saved the pervy emails i would forward them to you.

maybe next time i get one.
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best idea i've had in weeks:

calling my dad collect at 10:50 at night and telling him i was in jail for DUI and posession of marijuana.

HAHAHAHA.

i had him going for a good 5 minutes. i could hear him breathing harder and everything. best april fools joke i've ever done.

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sinn666:
hahahaha, poor your dad!!!!!! SO what's up?
mccaslin1977:
The funny thing is that I can imagine exactly how your dad was reacting to the whole thing. It's still cruel as hell nonetheless.

I had a couple small ones throughout the day but none as good as that.

Laters
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first thoughts to come to my head while im writing this:
-feet are cold
-kinda need to take a shit
-feet are cold
-legs are cold
-where is my heat?
-i need another beer
-i should consolidate and pee when i get up to get a beer
-i wonder if my rent check cleared yet
-feet are cold
-kinda gotta take a shit
-do i...
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hellynn:
-wear some socks or just get a warmer pair.
-get up to get another beer-get me one while your at it.
-I dont know what you can write to that girl over there but I know what you can write to me. HA! Im such a perv.
-keep your toenails trimmed and shave your arms. hairy body parts are a turn off.
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I've been to hell.
I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I waited



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and choked back the urge to scream



surreal
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veganvixen:
I just read all of your vices. I thought vices were more like booze, coffee, things you are adicted to, not everything you don't like about yourslef.
psychicgoldfish:
the DMV is a bitch...
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i am falling in love with here. not the small immigrant village full of mini-malls, but the state and the southeast in general. the land. maybe when i get older i'll like people more than i do, but for now i just love the land. the way it rolls. and its really green. i feel connected to it. i think its actually the only thing...
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delirium_faerie:
yeah, georgia is beautiful. especially farther north. with the hills and the forests. and the weather is crazy! never know what it's going to throw out.
donzell:
I know what you mean. Despite the fact Elberton was in the middle of nowhere, I love the area. It was beautiful.
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im hungry and poor.

but its ok because i have a plan to prevent this from happenning again.
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*disclaimer. i am somewhat of a christian, but definitely not the run of the mill kind. process theism is really liberal, and really weird. etc etc.

THE PLAN:
("duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!")

1. join 12 different churches. the really weird kind, that go all the time.
2. feign...
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sculptor666:
deviled eggs. damn it's been a long time. do you haul aluminum too? you could work for meals on wheels and eat the extras every day.
kaitee:
The picture..it was sideways..and it had cleavage..heh, guess I should rephrase that
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today:

morning - drive drive drive, toss steel off truck with UPSmanlike abandon

afternoon - bank to deposit check, liquor store to purchase 1 (one) 1.75 liter bottle of jose cuervo margaritas and 1 (one) jim beam traveler. so thirsty to consume margaritas, postpone trip to the cigarette/coke/ice store for because i was in need of prompt margarita relief.

now - consume drinks.

plans for...
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laputa64:
i LOVE the violent femmes. you are so right about their bass lines.

your sunday looks EXACTLY like mine! home movies baby!
_bossanova_:
Don't have nightmares.frown

kisskisskiss
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i have so much black grime on my hands and forearms (and am so skinny) that it looks like i have black blood running through my veins.

i am a dirty dirty dirty boy.
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**btw, im gonna get a tatoo. its gonna look like something mark rothko would do. but i dont know how a tat artist would be able to replicate the fuzzy lines...
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user28480482:
Oooooh, sounds like a fun tat!
_bossanova_:
Where on your body are you going to get this tattoo?

Thanks for your help last night. I love soulseek. It reminds me of napster, back in the day, but it's better.smile

You need to buy a tub of that awesome orange goop that mechanics use, with pumice in it. That stuff will get anything off.

kisskisskiss