SO...
4 weeks ago I had to go to the doc to get checked out for sex diseases. I did that. Painfully, too, because the stupid nurse put the needle all the way through my freaking vein, and then wiggled it around. She goes: "Oh, sorry, did that hurt honey?" I go: "Shit yes." Then I waited and worried for 3 days. Got no call when the tests came back, so I assummed that everything was ok. Then I go back last Thursday to get written proof of the wang of health, and they tell me that they broke one of the vials, and failed to call and tell me that, so I could still have half of the possible STDs.
Needless to say, I found this rather disconcerting.
SO...
They stuck me again with the bigass needles, and bruised me this time, and I had to wait again.
Waiting to find out whether or not your wang is healthy is NOT FUN.
But I am totally clean and good. And my wang magic shall continue forever and ever. The End.
4 weeks ago I had to go to the doc to get checked out for sex diseases. I did that. Painfully, too, because the stupid nurse put the needle all the way through my freaking vein, and then wiggled it around. She goes: "Oh, sorry, did that hurt honey?" I go: "Shit yes." Then I waited and worried for 3 days. Got no call when the tests came back, so I assummed that everything was ok. Then I go back last Thursday to get written proof of the wang of health, and they tell me that they broke one of the vials, and failed to call and tell me that, so I could still have half of the possible STDs.
Needless to say, I found this rather disconcerting.
SO...
They stuck me again with the bigass needles, and bruised me this time, and I had to wait again.
Waiting to find out whether or not your wang is healthy is NOT FUN.
But I am totally clean and good. And my wang magic shall continue forever and ever. The End.
laputa64:
well congratulations!!
thelastunicorn:
A+ 