apologees

i sometimes wish i could put everything on pause, and spend a good amount of time writing down everything bad about everyone that annoys me. then i'd unpause it, and tell them. then they would go away and understand how much their existence displeases me. so cliche. and these people, they wouldn't have done anything wrong, either. they just displease me. like a piece of furniture or appliance that is annoying. my bed, for instance, constantly jumps out in front of my knees and bruises them. it could cease to exist for that. or my roommate's shitty ass nazi trashcan from hell with the lid that won't open correctly. i'd like to drop a nuclear bomb of nonexistence on it. there are people like that. i see them all the time. they displease me, and they should move somewhere else or something.

MOVE ALONG!

people are dumb.