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DRYING OUT!!! You must have an awful problem if you're causing yourself this much discomfort... especially on the night when everyone else is drunk.
Man.. St. Patty's will be here before you know it, too!
You should take up the art of smoking herb, dude. Smoke herb, drink tea. That'll fill your void.