Saturday Jul 19, 2003

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drinking alone on a saturday night......again. if anyone else is bored and wants to entertain me IM me (yahoo mes. = big_ole_polar_bear )
i get the feeling that i will be uber bored tonight, so dont be surprised if you get incoherent messages from me in your journal......
ooo aaa ooo aaa biggrin miao!! bok oink EL SUICIDO LOCO robot skull blackeyed
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eyesquad:
We ought to make a Home alone club. We could do games and puzzles and make fun of people that are getting smashed and having random sex at nightclubs and...and....ah fuck that. biggrin
druj:
did you have fun lastnight?

Saturday Jul 19, 2003

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this coffee i yam drinking is so scorched i dont know what to do.
puke
ah. a nice long day of watching golf. i would much prefer a game of strip poker or strip jenga.

any takers?

(btw, sorry about cheating, druj--i was bored and drunk last night, and wanted a new lyric up. confused )

someone IM me and entertain me, dammit, im bored mad mad
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_v_:
oh nooooo
golf bad
i'm bored
eyesquad:
Yea he's in it. Pretty big part too.

Friday Jul 18, 2003

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i accomplished nothing today.

i am getting good at this unemployment thing. ARRR!!!
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druj:
YOUR ON!!!!
les:
boo?

Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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If I could make a list
Of my mistakes and regrets
I'd put your name on top
And every line after it

Because every inch of hope
Becomes a world of shame
I've had to walk through
Each and every day

And if I screamed "you were wrong"
At the top of my lungs
It would never return
All the faith that I've lost

Because...
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merry:
Well, you can write about whatever you want, except music. Non-fiction is okay. Fiction (if it is good) is okay, poetry is not. All I ask is that it be at least half a page typed, and emailed to me in txt or doc format.

Have that on my desk by saaay... ooooh... August 14th. smile
_v_:
that sounds horrible
grrrr

Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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its hot as shit out. i love it love
i am happy and i dont know why. giddy, even.

so happy, i went and got a 12 pack of keystone premium and a bag of ice. why ice? because beer is better out of ice than it is out of the fridge. and i can keep it right beside my computer.

efficiency in drunkenness. woot.

smile smile smile
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delirium_faerie:
eggsalad! yuck! that has mayo right? *shivers* blah!
shelliepooh:
i never ever drink so i think u have somewhat inspired me to....lol.doctors are evil so the tetnus shot is definately not an option, i have some wierd fear of those scary men in long white coats in smelly offices, i think my pediatrician molested me.......

Thursday Jul 17, 2003

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someone hire me. smile

if i had a million dollars (taxfree) i would move to europe, probably some greek island, and start a business as a handyman. no, wait, i would learn more handiman stuff, and then move to greece and do that.

greek chicks love love love love love

what would you do?

edited to relay this story:

(ring ring) (ring ring)
P.B.: Hello?
R.B.: Hello. May I speak to...
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eyesquad:
Nope dont even get to do that. None of these cars in the Junkyard. BOOOOOO!!!! x 10000000000
krista:
Now, the secret is out.

I would buy a new camera. And then I'd have to pay off bunches of debt. Then I would self-publish this book I have yet to work on. Oh yeah, I got plans. I'm boring.

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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i forgot to go get the secret sleepy tea. frown

anyone know any good limmricks? biggrin
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eyesquad:
We ate em all. They were yum tasty too. But next time I get jumped by large women with steals attached to them I will call you before disposing of the beef.
_v_:
nope
i know herbal sleeping pills

Wednesday Jul 16, 2003

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yay. i got a care package from someone. woot.
alexis rawks. biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

i should really start waiting a few minutes after i wake up before i signing my journal.....you people prolly think i just sit around obsessing about coffee and cigarettes all day. well, i do, but..
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user092840:
Carepackages rule all.
I sent Staticpants Coffee Milk Syrup & a Mr.Potato Head!

biggrin tongue
veganvixen:
i never got a care package before frown

Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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been up all night. cant sleep for some reason so now its 6 something in the morning and i am drinking coffee and doing nothing. my life is oh so interesting. used to be i could stay up for days on end....i worked third shift at a textile mill for a while, and so i kinda got used to being tired and standing up. now...
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purpledaisy:
please, california weather, i go barefoot in the winter biggrin i love it
gigglefuckbunny:
sorry you cant sleep. . . i cant sleep no more then about 3hrs and then im up. . . it drives me nuts.

i do know what you mean by grocery store feet. . . i think its gross. I live in my socks. . . i dont walk around completly barefoot. just with socks. . . so then i can go sliding around the house. my mom just waxed the floors so thats my thing these days. . . just go sliding threw the rooms. . .

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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im in a good mood now cuz my ex actually talks to me. smile

and i applied for all kinds of paralegal jobs. anyone know anything about being a paralegal? i heard that they make good money and all you need is a college degree in history or english or philosophy or something.....i think i'll do that until george bush gets his ass kicked out of...
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veganvixen:
i wouldn't mind a life either, or some money, or a girlfriend ( or just a girl i can make out with with no strings atached would be better)
yellokitty:
Jonny says,

Dude you dont need money, sweet god i havent had money since like 5 months ago and im perfectly happy, I hate money, money sucks.

But yeah, simpsons dioes count because they have a vhs box set and dvd box set for thir earlier episodes.

Monday Jul 14, 2003

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overslept today....... frown

i feel like such a loser. i think im just gonna bite the bullet and go get a job at mcdonalds...
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llona:
I'm sorry. I've been feeling like a big old loser myself.
You are so smart and you'll figure this one out. I know it.
xo
krista:
I used to do the round off backhandspring, but not without a mat. The secret is...I can be a complete klutz.

Sunday Jul 13, 2003

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sundays are boring. my doggie is here. she likes to yell at the squirrels playing outside in the yard. drives her nuts.

*why do people wake up early and go to church when they could stay home and look at nekkid girlies on their internet computers?

*yo momma

*how come the braves can't just win every game they play>

*Druj + SG underpants love love love

*it is...
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veganvixen:
ya, fuck church, and naked girls ( in the good way) smile
merry:
I also hate Sundays. I usually end up sitting around watching American Castles on A&E, all the while feeling guilty because I'm not DOING anything. Bah.
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