i drink entirely too much hawaiian punch my teeth will be red for the next 2 days, im sure. but its in a can, and it isnt carbonated, so i drink it really fast.
i have 4 weeks to clean my apartment.
many thanks to druj and her roomie for letting me crash on her floor after the SGATLiens thingie. i was drunk and stuff......
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i have 4 weeks to clean my apartment.
many thanks to druj and her roomie for letting me crash on her floor after the SGATLiens thingie. i was drunk and stuff......
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I am just now watching the Sopranos for the first time.
I guess its a pretty neat show. I like how they show the big mob boss be all vunerable and stuff.
I wish I could make this one person in my life happy, without that one person having any idea that it was me that did it.
I also wish I could drink until...
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I guess its a pretty neat show. I like how they show the big mob boss be all vunerable and stuff.
I wish I could make this one person in my life happy, without that one person having any idea that it was me that did it.
I also wish I could drink until...
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luis:
Nice meeting you man, good game of drunk pool on your part, haha!
mikael:
mean green beer machine
i spent the morning hungover pretty good. broke a sweat five times.
stopped at the QT to get my daily beers fully expecting to drink them.
drank one, and laid down and for some reason just stared at the walls for 3 hours with the tv on mute.
funny thing is, it didnt feel any different than the previous 10 something hours i was up....
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stopped at the QT to get my daily beers fully expecting to drink them.
drank one, and laid down and for some reason just stared at the walls for 3 hours with the tv on mute.
funny thing is, it didnt feel any different than the previous 10 something hours i was up....
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aaardvark:
Yeah, it hurt in a couple of spots, the others were okay.
_bossanova_:
Pretty please, could you send me that picture? I know it's all blurry but I don't have a camera to take a new one.
where are all the cute girls with no ambition? i want a cute girl with no ambition, dammit. not because i want them to be dumb and submissive, but because i want them to be like me--with no ambition whatsoever.
dammit. no girls like this exist. i'm sure of it.
what i mean is: smarter than me, drinks as much, same hygene, with absolutely no...
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dammit. no girls like this exist. i'm sure of it.
what i mean is: smarter than me, drinks as much, same hygene, with absolutely no...
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fragile21:
I don't know any girls like that but I could point you to a few guys. 
So I guess that's no help, huh?
So I guess that's no help, huh?
merry:
*waves* Uh, hello? Laziest girl on Earth here... 
Seriously, my only "ambition" as such is to get a cushy civil service job that pays reasonably well but requires little or no brain activity and a minimal amount of actual "work". This way I can spend my evenings and weekends drinking pink martinis, watching movies and working on my zine and/or comics. I figure that's about as good as it gets.
Seriously, my only "ambition" as such is to get a cushy civil service job that pays reasonably well but requires little or no brain activity and a minimal amount of actual "work". This way I can spend my evenings and weekends drinking pink martinis, watching movies and working on my zine and/or comics. I figure that's about as good as it gets.
phil won!
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tiffanyjewel:
The best? Now that made me laugh out loud!!!
*edited cuz I can't spell worth shit!
[Edited on Apr 11, 2004 7:12PM]
*edited cuz I can't spell worth shit!
[Edited on Apr 11, 2004 7:12PM]
mikael:
good day of vicarious golf.
im nekkid right now drinking bud light and watching fishing.
also, i am smoking a cigarette.
dig me, im white trash.
also, i am smoking a cigarette.
dig me, im white trash.
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_bossanova_:
Happy Easter, white trash.
Fishing is almost as bad as golf...
Fishing is almost as bad as golf...
les:
sounds like a fine way to spend an easter.
IMPORTANT - if you live in LA or NYC and think of the rest of the US as flyover country, or have ever even used that phrase before, please tell me so i can remove you from my friends list forever and ever. I dont think i have any such people on my list, but im just making sure... and if you are just reading...
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teclo:
"There's a little place between New York and LA called America!!"
Reason No. 242 Why I Don't Live in New York City:::
Assholes. Loads of assholes.
"There's a little place between New York and LA called America!!"
Reason No. 242 Why I Don't Live in New York City:::
Assholes. Loads of assholes.
user28480482:
Iggy pop is hot, and so is his tummmmy!
if i go to sleep at 9, i wake up at 3. i have to remember that...
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_bossanova_:
Yup
violencejack:
HUGS!
1. found out that my boss gets 5th row seats to Braves games all the time (behind first base, no less). also, he hates baseball.
2. i smell
4. i'm kinda drunk
5. got meat on the way. mmm bloody hamburgers...
D. the mets must really suck. 11 runs in one inning? haha.
2. i smell
4. i'm kinda drunk
5. got meat on the way. mmm bloody hamburgers...
D. the mets must really suck. 11 runs in one inning? haha.
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rayn:
I like baseball.
I don't smell. Right now anyway.
I'm on my way to being drunk.
Don't eat hamburgers really.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2004 3:16PM]
I don't smell. Right now anyway.
I'm on my way to being drunk.
Don't eat hamburgers really.
[Edited on Apr 08, 2004 3:16PM]
_bossanova_:
What happened to #3?
You're kinda drunk, huh?
I'm all sweaty and feverish. This had better be over today. I'm also stuck with the PT Cruiser (I know, baby boomer mid-life crisis car) so my stick-shift driving is improving. It's so much fun! You were right.
You're kinda drunk, huh?
I'm all sweaty and feverish. This had better be over today. I'm also stuck with the PT Cruiser (I know, baby boomer mid-life crisis car) so my stick-shift driving is improving. It's so much fun! You were right.
oh no mrs. robinson, i find you the most desireable of all my friends' parents...
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les:
actually he sent it back with the wrong hard drive. a hard drive that does not work. wasn't that nice of him?
rebeldaisy:
if i had saved the pervy emails i would forward them to you.
maybe next time i get one.
maybe next time i get one.
best idea i've had in weeks:
calling my dad collect at 10:50 at night and telling him i was in jail for DUI and posession of marijuana.
HAHAHAHA.
i had him going for a good 5 minutes. i could hear him breathing harder and everything. best april fools joke i've ever done.
calling my dad collect at 10:50 at night and telling him i was in jail for DUI and posession of marijuana.
HAHAHAHA.
i had him going for a good 5 minutes. i could hear him breathing harder and everything. best april fools joke i've ever done.
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sinn666:
hahahaha, poor your dad!!!!!! SO what's up?
mccaslin1977:
The funny thing is that I can imagine exactly how your dad was reacting to the whole thing. It's still cruel as hell nonetheless.
I had a couple small ones throughout the day but none as good as that.
Laters
I had a couple small ones throughout the day but none as good as that.
Laters
first thoughts to come to my head while im writing this:
-feet are cold
-kinda need to take a shit
-feet are cold
-legs are cold
-where is my heat?
-i need another beer
-i should consolidate and pee when i get up to get a beer
-i wonder if my rent check cleared yet
-feet are cold
-kinda gotta take a shit
-do i...
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-feet are cold
-kinda need to take a shit
-feet are cold
-legs are cold
-where is my heat?
-i need another beer
-i should consolidate and pee when i get up to get a beer
-i wonder if my rent check cleared yet
-feet are cold
-kinda gotta take a shit
-do i...
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hellynn:
-wear some socks or just get a warmer pair.
-get up to get another beer-get me one while your at it.
-I dont know what you can write to that girl over there but I know what you can write to me. HA! Im such a perv.
-keep your toenails trimmed and shave your arms. hairy body parts are a turn off.
-get up to get another beer-get me one while your at it.
-I dont know what you can write to that girl over there but I know what you can write to me. HA! Im such a perv.
-keep your toenails trimmed and shave your arms. hairy body parts are a turn off.
Also, in case you needed confirmation of this fact, you are a huge nerd.