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blush ooo aaa
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thriftx2horatio:
I knew it was gonna be a great night when, right after Ordinary and I showed up, you informed us that "Y'all come correct." Hell yes. Thanks -- and thanks to you and your roommates for hosting.
geckogirl:
you'll have to show me your spots next time. its nice to know i'm not the only one who breaks out in spots from drinking. good thing i didnt have this condition when i was a kid. mom and dad would have figured out where all the jug wine was going. i mean, how else could i get knocked up at 11 if i wasnt drunk?
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i love my girlfriend more than you.

i love her because of the way she laughs and looks downward, when she knows what i'm thinking.

i love her because she lies on her side, and my hand rests perfectly between her chest and her hips.

i love her because she drinks faster than me and finishes my drink before i can order another one.

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llona:
will you please post directions to your house?
thanks.
xo
hasselhoff:
hey - I remember the ass monkey! But wasn't he browner?
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woo hoo! timid's got a new account now...so long as she'll update soon, i'll be happy. wish i could make her not have a bad day no mo.

boychuckerspaghetti and i went to the thrift store and got bitchin suits to wear at the sgatlien xmas partay. mine is by far the best. ill get someone to post pictures after the party.

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im sitting at timid's house right now and she is sleeping. some stupid tim allen movie is on. i would go and climb in bed and cuddle, but she is sweating really bad right now. don't know why, its kinda cold.

i fuck up alot. when it comes to relationships, i mean. wish i could know how to control myself better when i get...
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last_firstborn:
wish i could know how to control myself better when i get wasted. i guess i get jealous and stuff.

I hear that. Hang tough though.
ultimatelewser:
I'll be okay. He was really old, so it was bound to happen sooner or later. But I'll be fine. Thanks.
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A MOUSE! A MOUSE!
A MOUSE IS IN MY HOUSE!
I JUST SAW IT!
HOLYfuckSHIT!
A MOUSE IS IN MY HOUSE!

(eek)

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les:
make him your little pet.
mikael:
See if you can get him to score you some awesome mouse drugs.


No, seriously. You don't want to pass this up!
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...i think i still have a gf. just one with more space than before. so i gotta try to hold myself to givin her more space or something. dunno how that'll work out, but i'll try and stuff. hard, too.

i want to be more exciting. like the six million dollar man, without all that money.

any ideas?

**the guitar solo in neil young's "change...
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wyspurr:
it would be exciting if you got a bionic eye on your cock....it'd be even better to show off to strangers than a prince albert.
neko:
it *is* cute. damn cute. it makes me wanna say "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" but i'll spare you.
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so im really broken up about this Timid thing. my gf, she doesnt know what she wants to be to me anymore. Its got me all broken up.

but i dont miss work. i prolly should, though. for the past 3 days, they've given me 34 stops. all 3 other drivers combined have had 28. and i've gotten off early both days. why? how?

because...
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vanuslux:
Yeah, I enjoyed hanging out. That really sucks about your girl, though. Sadly not surprising given her behavior at the get together, but sucky none the less.

My roommate has all the Ozzy era Sabbath albums. I used to before I hocked my CD collection a few years ago. frown

That's kind of creepy that you ended your comment with "be good". The last email I got from Daniel before he died ended with "stay good". Do go overdosing on heroin now.

When I can afford it I'm going to have "stay good" tattooed on me.
luis:
Wow, sorry to hear that, man. I'm not sure if my mentioning her back in the day as being cool to SGATLiens was a good thing or not now, I think that's how everyone first found her on here. I had met her way briefly back in 2000.

My definitive relationship crash-and-burned in 2000, I know how much love and lust are a bitch personally. I'm sure it's got the brain kicking around in your pan, but if you're both not receptive to being together, then it's best to work with that than cut off all ties. It sounds like it got messy, though. I'd give her space. Good luck with that.

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someone remove this lump from my fucking throat, and find my appetite.

this blows.
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There is Dostoievski to be read.

p.s. - ow.

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lefuck
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I don't much understand why, but my girlfriend broke up with me. I think she wants to die, in a way. I think she'll eventually accomplish that goal. Especially with the help of friends like friends tend to be at this age.

I wish I was old and my wife had died the year before, and I could just wait around and whittle until It...
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user092840:
Shit.

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wyspurr:
i'm sorry to hear that...if you need someone to listen, i'm here.