what qualifies as unhuman thoughts?
just wait a bit till i give a shit
ryah:
suri cruise gives bronze shits, apparently.
suri cruise gives bronze shits, apparently.
ryah:
i wanna be apathy5.
so im sitting at my uncles house and i get a call on my cell "caller unknown" im like ok "hello"
"congradulations illinois resisdent you have just won something something something"
i hung up after that but what i dont get is ive never even been to illinois why am i getting calls for living there??? time to shoot stupid peoples computers....
136 pounds
"congradulations illinois resisdent you have just won something something something"
i hung up after that but what i dont get is ive never even been to illinois why am i getting calls for living there??? time to shoot stupid peoples computers....
136 pounds
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zoe:
what can i say.....i like money. it's good for getting stuff with.
lyxzen:
what am i wrong about??
bah!
bah!
zero friction
139 pounds and counting
139 pounds and counting
chase:
where have i heard that before?
dovienya:
haha, no, I never did check it out. Greg isnt going to be ready to move for another 2 months yet, so all I've been doing with all the apartments I've been looking at is getting myself frustrated. I think I may have even found a building I like, but.... hopefully something will be available once he's ready. 
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ryah:
no more like a weird funny. and a little haha funny.
i miss shooting guns.
i miss shooting guns.
serendipity:
huh?
apathi:
guns
Ive got the slvr and you dont ive got the slvr and you dont la la la la la TROZ
gregweed:
I'm going to work on that pretty soon.
pharmgirl:
I tried, but I just couldn't stay away! 
I am the lord and master
you all are bastards
worship me or i'll stab your eyes till you bleed
yeah cross the street so you dont have to deal with me
i hope you get hit by a bus
you all are bastards
worship me or i'll stab your eyes till you bleed
yeah cross the street so you dont have to deal with me
i hope you get hit by a bus
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dovienya:
So yeah, it turns out I have a metric buttload of jello shots left. Orange most of all.
You *should* have come to the party. It went over SO well. Apparently I overestimated how many jello shots it would take though. Nearly 100 left, and everyone just got plowed.
I will have to host more parties in the future. Now that I know that I can host parties where everyone ends up drunk, laughing, and the girls end up topless and making out with each other, I think I'll have to do it again.
You should come out Friday night for some drinks at Voleur. Greg and I will probably be going, and I could bring a few of the leftover jello shots.
You *should* have come to the party. It went over SO well. Apparently I overestimated how many jello shots it would take though. Nearly 100 left, and everyone just got plowed.
I will have to host more parties in the future. Now that I know that I can host parties where everyone ends up drunk, laughing, and the girls end up topless and making out with each other, I think I'll have to do it again.
You should come out Friday night for some drinks at Voleur. Greg and I will probably be going, and I could bring a few of the leftover jello shots.
rabidbuttons:
FOAMYY ROCKS!!
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened.
There is another which states that this has already happened.
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annalee:
I know! Is that a new profile picture but still of you with a gun or am I imaging it?!
last night
cousins b day
absinthe
rum and coke
jungle juice
2 shots os stoli
only ate a little rice for the entire day
sore stomach
cousins b day
absinthe
rum and coke
jungle juice
2 shots os stoli
only ate a little rice for the entire day
sore stomach
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chase:
i wanna be a security officer, or a bouncer. one of the two. but alas no-one thinks i'm tough enough.
xx
xx
gregweed:
Unfortunately no, the day after I ended up spending 400 dollars on books for school, setting me back for a couple weeks. I can probably do it next weekend though.
ive been meaning to tell you some thing fuck you fat ass 
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chase:
my ass is fat??
nooooooooo
yeah, bed hair rules, sleeping also counts as styling time
xx
nooooooooo
yeah, bed hair rules, sleeping also counts as styling time
xx
chase:
not really. lets talk about you. did you have a good childhood?