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Weekend Update (with Norm MacDonald): Friday I went over to Ashley's and hung out and waited for Johnt o pick us up and take us to see the Slackers and Tiger Army... We went to the metro station and annoyed people on the way there and then waited in line while Tiger Army played and decided it wasn't worth staying to just see Rancid So we went back and spent our money on some beer. We stopped by a party in TJ and sat by a fire and drank some beer and smoked some bud... I haven't smoked in a while, it was fun... I got incredibly high off very little bud. Then we went back to Ashley's and drank more and then Bryan and Anthony showed up and we hung out... Had some sex on the deck and in the backyard... Then went up to Towson and had more sex and whatnot. I definetly got a fucking cramp in my foot have sex doggy style... like... sitting up sort of... hard to explain even though it shouldn't be. It hurt like a bitch. So anyways, I went back to Ashley's and Lisa was there and we had some beer and went downtown to eat and then stopped back at Ashley's to have more beer and then went to the grange and got bored so we got some coricidin and then smoked some salvia... I got to see Jason and Mike... both exciting. I got cold so we went home and had a few glasses of wine... not out of wine glasses though because I'm white trash... but yeah. Shit. Okay... pretend I'm cool.