pop quiz, buckos.
if you walk up to a coversation with multiple males talking about video games, what do you say to be a stereotypical female?
"i love ms. pac man!"
why?
it was made before you were born, was a horrible franchise that only continued to get worse, you picked at random a horrible sequel that was just a rehash of the original, and...
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if you walk up to a coversation with multiple males talking about video games, what do you say to be a stereotypical female?
"i love ms. pac man!"
why?
it was made before you were born, was a horrible franchise that only continued to get worse, you picked at random a horrible sequel that was just a rehash of the original, and...
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today was filled with phrases that would have made the grammar police handcuff slaphappy.
"everybody doesn't be expecting differentating responses"
that was from my manager. my MANAGER. dear god i need a promotion.
even compliments that i got today.
"you were my knight and shining armor"
i'm glad to hear i was both, and not just a naked knight or an inanimate breastplate.
but i...
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"everybody doesn't be expecting differentating responses"
that was from my manager. my MANAGER. dear god i need a promotion.
even compliments that i got today.
"you were my knight and shining armor"
i'm glad to hear i was both, and not just a naked knight or an inanimate breastplate.
but i...
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juxlii:
Some days it seems that the grammar police just aren't enough and we pray for a tactical grammar unit.
Disneyland it is...see you there!
Disneyland it is...see you there!
murphy:
Ok I got your message, but you were out before I could ask and I've been wondering all day.
WHO IS COMING!?!?!
Anyways.
Everyone in my office has now seen the Futureshock video and I've been playing it constantly just to hear the track.
And You and maxx with your successful filling of the AYB with so much cool video I have taking up a decent foot print downloading all those videos...
Blah randomness.... BTW You are my knights shining cod piece.
WHO IS COMING!?!?!
Anyways.
Everyone in my office has now seen the Futureshock video and I've been playing it constantly just to hear the track.
And You and maxx with your successful filling of the AYB with so much cool video I have taking up a decent foot print downloading all those videos...
Blah randomness.... BTW You are my knights shining cod piece.
damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
within my first twenty minutes of work yesterday, i had explained how to vote and why to vote on a particular bill to someone in spanish.
Bill es mal! Es muy mal! No like-o bill-o!
And been explicity hit on by an 80 year old woman. actual quote: "oh, the things you could do to me."
and...
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within my first twenty minutes of work yesterday, i had explained how to vote and why to vote on a particular bill to someone in spanish.
Bill es mal! Es muy mal! No like-o bill-o!
And been explicity hit on by an 80 year old woman. actual quote: "oh, the things you could do to me."
and...
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mistersatan:
DAMN you! That makes me so angry I just wanna... wanna...
*falls into diabetic coma*
*falls into diabetic coma*
alyssum:
Heehee, why thank you! ...I am Google Master. 
Well actually no, but I am definitely in the top 10 of Google Mastery. It had that camp-song/show-tune feel about it, I know that genre all too well. Somewhere out there available for rent at your friendly local Girl Scout office, there is the most incriminating image of me ever recorded, doing a video of various camp songs. 
Reading that post it got a lot dirtier too because boys singing well makes me feel funny in the pants.
What's this I hear about you getting to travel and sing?
The "things not said" reminds me of my brother's favorite carole to make fun of when we had to sit through Xmas eve services - O Come, O Come Manually... er Emmanuel.
Yeah, I can see her being reluctant, being the only girl... that's a "wackachoo"-effect short of a porno.
P.S. Pardon my own dirty post, I mean no harm
[Edited on Oct 21, 2003 12:07AM]
Well actually no, but I am definitely in the top 10 of Google Mastery. It had that camp-song/show-tune feel about it, I know that genre all too well. Somewhere out there available for rent at your friendly local Girl Scout office, there is the most incriminating image of me ever recorded, doing a video of various camp songs.
Reading that post it got a lot dirtier too because boys singing well makes me feel funny in the pants.
What's this I hear about you getting to travel and sing?
The "things not said" reminds me of my brother's favorite carole to make fun of when we had to sit through Xmas eve services - O Come, O Come Manually... er Emmanuel.
Yeah, I can see her being reluctant, being the only girl... that's a "wackachoo"-effect short of a porno.
P.S. Pardon my own dirty post, I mean no harm
[Edited on Oct 21, 2003 12:07AM]
due to various things going on in my life right now, i've stopped biking and begun riding the bus again for the first time in months. it's amazing how much the mood is different on the bus. it just feels darker.
people I saw on the bus today.
two women with obscenely long nails. the shortest nails were at least four inches long. i wonder...
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people I saw on the bus today.
two women with obscenely long nails. the shortest nails were at least four inches long. i wonder...
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johnnyvonbondie:
what happened to land a sean?
jesse
jesse
ellebelle:
I'm totally renting that shit!
I serioulsy think Googuse is one of the most intellegent people on this site. I don't even think I've ever left a message in his journal but I usually read stuff he writes on the boards. He's very clever.
I haven't driven much at all here in Ireland. (unless you count the time I smashed the rentacar up.) I'm totally counting on it raising my IQ. By the time I get back to Amercia I should be smart as a whip.
Just wondering??? How smart are whips exactly?
Love and Light, ElleBelle xoxoxox
I serioulsy think Googuse is one of the most intellegent people on this site. I don't even think I've ever left a message in his journal but I usually read stuff he writes on the boards. He's very clever.
I haven't driven much at all here in Ireland. (unless you count the time I smashed the rentacar up.) I'm totally counting on it raising my IQ. By the time I get back to Amercia I should be smart as a whip.
Just wondering??? How smart are whips exactly?
Love and Light, ElleBelle xoxoxox
t minus zero.
blastoff, my friends.
i am no longer a shame-based man.
when i see an american flag hung in the window of a nasement apartment by someone who has better things to do than buy curtains, that's america to me.
i feel like playing poker. i feel like my picture looks.
let's do this.
blastoff, my friends.
i am no longer a shame-based man.
when i see an american flag hung in the window of a nasement apartment by someone who has better things to do than buy curtains, that's america to me.
i feel like playing poker. i feel like my picture looks.
let's do this.
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josh:
blastoff?
shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!
shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm!
disappearhere:
HOLY SHIT! I am SO down for a poker night.
And just curious. What was so shaming before?
And just curious. What was so shaming before?
there is a lady where i work that only works 2 days a week. twelve hour days. she says she really doesn't get much done during her days because when six hours rolls around, she realizes she's only halfway through her day and things just slow down.
i feel like i just hit the one-hour-left mark. it's that second wind that hits you because you...
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i feel like i just hit the one-hour-left mark. it's that second wind that hits you because you...
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freckle:
i think that's a perfect schedual... i want 2 12 hour days
mobprod:
I think another viewing of Kill Bill will make me feel better...
I feel so much safer on the streets knowing that Tommy Chong is locked up behind bars.
You know how you go through life hanging out with people, a good portion of which you would call friends, and you work things out with them regularly for mutual benefit? For instance, if you both want to go out, you can both come up with a plan,...
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You know how you go through life hanging out with people, a good portion of which you would call friends, and you work things out with them regularly for mutual benefit? For instance, if you both want to go out, you can both come up with a plan,...
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josh:
Who are you again?
alyssum:
Okay, that plus Tommy Chong, I'm officially depressed. But then, I keep a very loose leash/tie/whatever to friends. I do that with everyone though, I don't exactly want to leashed either. It's definitely good to know that you've got someone who can help take you away, that's a great place to be.
Man, the more you talk about those bacon twists, the more I'm starting to crave them.
But then, I keep a very loose leash/tie/whatever to friends. I do that with everyone though, I don't exactly want to leashed either. It's definitely good to know that you've got someone who can help take you away, that's a great place to be.
Man, the more you talk about those bacon twists, the more I'm starting to crave them.
last night i was punched in the eye. while i was driving down the highway. also while i was doing a favor and giving said person a ride.
t minus twenty four hours and counting.
on the bright side, i was driving home from one of the most delicious meals i have eaten since being in portland. you kids can cook like no one else's...
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t minus twenty four hours and counting.
on the bright side, i was driving home from one of the most delicious meals i have eaten since being in portland. you kids can cook like no one else's...
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fallen1carus:
why did they punch you in the eye?! and what are you couting down to?
madness_____:
Were you really suprised when "they" popped you in the eye, "they" do have a violent streak. Well it sounds like the food made up for the ride over.
I don't think your little theory about people who like food is wholely accurate. Just like people who say if you have a big nose or big feet then you got a big dork.
Infidel
I don't think your little theory about people who like food is wholely accurate. Just like people who say if you have a big nose or big feet then you got a big dork.
Infidel
i love the max. the max takes me to work without getting all stinky. well, not sweat stinky at least. well, not my sweat stinky at least. it's like stepping into a street from a dickens novel, complete with beggars, urchins, peddlers, condescending businesspeople, and crazy kids.
on the bus today was a beautiful girl that looked like a cross between Roxy and Roxy....
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on the bus today was a beautiful girl that looked like a cross between Roxy and Roxy....
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kinghell:
The tix are for the 10:30 show. I couldn't get a block of four tickets for the 7:00 show. Also, only three of the tix are claimed so far (me, Holly, and you). If you want the other one, let me know. And give me money. Lots of it.
fallen1carus:
today on star trek wesley crusher got accepted to star fleet academy and pecard took him on one last mission cuz he was being all a selfish bastard. they took this drunk ass guy with them because they needed his shuttle because the enterprise had to help out with some virtual particle waste shiznit.
wesley and pecard crashed on this desert moon and there was no water and they had to walk to this mountain really far away and then they went inside desperate for water and they found this fountain but it had this crazy ass force field that came up every time anyone went near it.
so the drunk ass guy was all desperate for water and not thinking and he ended up getting attacked by the force field thingie that made an electric spider web around him and he died. but he was a piece of shit anyway.
and there was a land slide and pecard thew himself in front of wesley to save his life but got himself all fucked up in the process so wesley had to take care of him until the enterprise figured out where the fuck they were. and they had some heart to heart bullshit like father and son and pecard told wesley that he was all proud of him and wesley was happy. but then beverly was there and saved pecard, so he didn't even die after all.
wesley and pecard crashed on this desert moon and there was no water and they had to walk to this mountain really far away and then they went inside desperate for water and they found this fountain but it had this crazy ass force field that came up every time anyone went near it.
so the drunk ass guy was all desperate for water and not thinking and he ended up getting attacked by the force field thingie that made an electric spider web around him and he died. but he was a piece of shit anyway.
and there was a land slide and pecard thew himself in front of wesley to save his life but got himself all fucked up in the process so wesley had to take care of him until the enterprise figured out where the fuck they were. and they had some heart to heart bullshit like father and son and pecard told wesley that he was all proud of him and wesley was happy. but then beverly was there and saved pecard, so he didn't even die after all.
so, if you've been reading for a while, you know my stance on drama. well, i'm guessing my use of the word 'drama' should let you know that. however, it appears that one needs to be in self-preservation mode at all times.
i was participating in a truce with a known drama magnet that was mutually beneficial (although the other party would have only known...
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i was participating in a truce with a known drama magnet that was mutually beneficial (although the other party would have only known...
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kinghell:
As far as I know, I'll be at Ember's tomorrow night. Hope you can make it down.
alyssum:
We should definitely go to the firing range soon... with the weather being as crappy as it has been for outdoor activities I think I'll pass on the wallowing-in-the-mud fun like last weekend, but I could definitely go for an evening of nice mellow projectile-propelling indoors.
Yum!
Edited to say: A friend huh? Sure! I couldn't see through that one!
[Edited on Oct 23, 2003 9:01AM]