the "how my day went" entries seem to be the least popular, so here's another one.
on the way to work, i passed a couple, and the only part of what he was saying that I could hear was "cumwater". I don't know if he was referencing "come hell or high water", but it cracked me up enough to make it to work.
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on the way to work, i passed a couple, and the only part of what he was saying that I could hear was "cumwater". I don't know if he was referencing "come hell or high water", but it cracked me up enough to make it to work.
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so, this morning I wake up an hour before my alarm goes off.
thirty minutes later i wake up to someone shouting my name, walking into my room. i'm not sure how long it took my slowed brain to figure out what was going on, but i'm pretty sure i got under the covers before his cheeks turned red.
"yeah, go ahead and check the...
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thirty minutes later i wake up to someone shouting my name, walking into my room. i'm not sure how long it took my slowed brain to figure out what was going on, but i'm pretty sure i got under the covers before his cheeks turned red.
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mistersatan:
You're absolutely right, my friend- I really, really do. I also need to pick up that movie we found- "World's Largest Pussy Lips!!!"
That oughta make me feel better.
That oughta make me feel better.
jurasic:
The guy was checking the paint again??? fucking weird*...
i wonder what goes through people's brains to make them splurt out nonsensical blatherings. what precisely do they think they are gaining? who do they think they are impressing?
i recall a conversation i had with someone who i had only recently met. i was in the middle of a story which required me to utter the phrase "...now i'm an open-minded guy, so...".
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i recall a conversation i had with someone who i had only recently met. i was in the middle of a story which required me to utter the phrase "...now i'm an open-minded guy, so...".
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amitabha:
which is more useful, knowledge or intellect?
I think in this case the correct answer would be neither. The most useful trait is trickery, and having the ability to trick people into thinking you have knowledge and or intellect.
I think in this case the correct answer would be neither. The most useful trait is trickery, and having the ability to trick people into thinking you have knowledge and or intellect.
imbleeding:
*resplendent*
alright, time to let a little of my immense mass of geekiness seep out through my pores.
i, for a brief while, was a theoretical astrophysics major. i still keep up on the goings-on of the exciting stuff in the field. if you ever want to get me talking for hours, bring up string theory, black holes, or space-time limitations. just ask my friend rasmus....
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i, for a brief while, was a theoretical astrophysics major. i still keep up on the goings-on of the exciting stuff in the field. if you ever want to get me talking for hours, bring up string theory, black holes, or space-time limitations. just ask my friend rasmus....
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anything:
Interesting part I just read:
2-21-2001, 7:31am:
Are you really surprised to find out that Iraq has nukes now or is that just BS to whip everyone up into accepting the next war?
2-21-2001, 7:31am:
Are you really surprised to find out that Iraq has nukes now or is that just BS to whip everyone up into accepting the next war?
kinghell:
I would love to see your massive Pig collection. I've only got about four of his albums, but I'm a pretty big KMFDM fan as well. I didn't know KMFDM was coming to town, but I guess it makes since that they'd be touring, since the new album comes out next week. I'm definitely up for going to see them, though. I'll hit you up for info as the date draws nearer.
I know of Lard, but I don't own the album. Although, come to think of it, that's been one of those CDs that's been on my list for a long time, but I keep forgetting to get it. Maybe I'll try to find it this weekend.
There's another WWE PPV this weekend. Want to meet up at that shitty bar and drink PBR? I'm gonna see if Seanbaby's up for it, though I already know the answer is "hell muthafuckin' yeah."
I know of Lard, but I don't own the album. Although, come to think of it, that's been one of those CDs that's been on my list for a long time, but I keep forgetting to get it. Maybe I'll try to find it this weekend.
There's another WWE PPV this weekend. Want to meet up at that shitty bar and drink PBR? I'm gonna see if Seanbaby's up for it, though I already know the answer is "hell muthafuckin' yeah."
the anything guide for women to picking up guys based on how they look.
section 1) facial hair
gotique - pay lots of attention, try to be funny in an obvious way
van dyke - talk about the arts and music
moustache - be sleazy
sideburns - be sarcastic, have a strong sense of irony
scruffy - get in good with the girls around him...
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section 1) facial hair
gotique - pay lots of attention, try to be funny in an obvious way
van dyke - talk about the arts and music
moustache - be sleazy
sideburns - be sarcastic, have a strong sense of irony
scruffy - get in good with the girls around him...
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mistersatan:
Wow- that pretty much sums it up.
disappearhere:
I would grow a big fucked up, unkempt lumber jack beard if I could. But alas, I am cursed with sparse facial hair. I WAS thinking about growing the sleazy moustache though. Because I am sleazy.
things i saw while biking around town today.
a 6'3" ogre of a hairy beast standing chest to chest with a 5'5" bald guy with gotique in an empty parking space. both were staring menacingly at each other and mumbling things that didn't seem too nice or too important.
two dreadlocked hippies in their early twenties debating whether or not they would "bang a homeless...
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a 6'3" ogre of a hairy beast standing chest to chest with a 5'5" bald guy with gotique in an empty parking space. both were staring menacingly at each other and mumbling things that didn't seem too nice or too important.
two dreadlocked hippies in their early twenties debating whether or not they would "bang a homeless...
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freckle:
found ya 
jurasic:
ooops...I burried it & then it came back...
this morning i hopped on my bike to start my daily commute toward the max, and really started tearing down the road, taking sharp turns where i'm leaning over so far my knee is almost touching the ground.
i love that feeling.
when i was a kid, i seriously used to bike 6 hours a day. I would get home from school, burn through my...
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i love that feeling.
when i was a kid, i seriously used to bike 6 hours a day. I would get home from school, burn through my...
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amitabha:
*sigh* love being 13 and spending every waking moment drinking soda and playing video games...
good thing I'm still 13.
good thing I'm still 13.
emeris:
mighty-o doughnuts, mmm...
i was never much for bikes, but trampolines! we used to sneak into this group home's yard - they had a ground-level trampoline: run run run, boing!
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i was never much for bikes, but trampolines! we used to sneak into this group home's yard - they had a ground-level trampoline: run run run, boing!
[Edited on Sep 15, 2003]
alright, people. i'm back. this knowledge is slowly filtering through the masses like weed at a concert. i'm oldschool, peeps. i remember the first design of the site. hell, i remember the day it went live. i remember the creepy guy that stalked echo. i remember the first chloe. i remember art alexakis slipping up on the radio, saying "we are here with sean and...
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babyblue:
I feel so privileged to be on such an oldschool member's friends list. Maybe it'll give this n00b some cred. 
Welcome back into the fray, my friend.
Welcome back into the fray, my friend.
christine3782:
Aww, the creepy guy who stalked echo was my favorite not-quite-member ever. We need more folks like that around here nowadays.
apparently our standard sushi place no longer wants our weekly beer and sushi dollars, aiming for a higher class crowd. the result? more time for dancing.
big ups to the elite few who made it out tonight, it was good to see you all.
now it's time to prepare having a 5 bedroom house with backyard all to myself for 2 weeks. whatever will I...
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big ups to the elite few who made it out tonight, it was good to see you all.
now it's time to prepare having a 5 bedroom house with backyard all to myself for 2 weeks. whatever will I...
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babyblue:
Hey, we could completely destroy your lovely domicile and have BigDirtyS's send-off there.....
Just an idea.
Just an idea.
josh:
Woah, sup.
Added you as a friend, honky!!
Added you as a friend, honky!!
So I walk into my home and see two people holding shotguns, drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, watching women's hair removal infomercials on the telly.
How did I ever not want to live with roommates again?
So, I just droppped misterSATAN off at the bus station, after a thrilling weekend of debauchery and a little bit of naughtiness. That man is still the coolest ever. I...
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How did I ever not want to live with roommates again?
So, I just droppped misterSATAN off at the bus station, after a thrilling weekend of debauchery and a little bit of naughtiness. That man is still the coolest ever. I...
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babyblue:
Glad you made it out again. But next time, I'm forcing your ass to *actually* bowl.
alyssum:
Whoa, you got your own account! Welcome aboard!
Anyway I will TOTALY go see Bubba Ho Tep with you. It's supposed to kick freaking ass! And I am anxiously awaiting Kill Bill as well.