the anything guide for women to picking up guys based on how they look.
section 1) facial hair
gotique - pay lots of attention, try to be funny in an obvious way
van dyke - talk about the arts and music
moustache - be sleazy
sideburns - be sarcastic, have a strong sense of irony
scruffy - get in good with the girls around him
beard - be underage
soul patch/love brush - be drunk, very drunk
section 2) top of the head
bald - be aggressive and feminine, but talk about sports
short, trim - be bubbly
shaggy - be pretentious, talk about music
spiky - show skin
styled - get in good with his friends
long - talk about how cool things are, especially music
oscar wilde - be gay
what did i leave out?
section 1) facial hair
gotique - pay lots of attention, try to be funny in an obvious way
van dyke - talk about the arts and music
moustache - be sleazy
sideburns - be sarcastic, have a strong sense of irony
scruffy - get in good with the girls around him
beard - be underage
soul patch/love brush - be drunk, very drunk
section 2) top of the head
bald - be aggressive and feminine, but talk about sports
short, trim - be bubbly
shaggy - be pretentious, talk about music
spiky - show skin
styled - get in good with his friends
long - talk about how cool things are, especially music
oscar wilde - be gay
what did i leave out?
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
mistersatan:
Wow- that pretty much sums it up.
disappearhere:
I would grow a big fucked up, unkempt lumber jack beard if I could. But alas, I am cursed with sparse facial hair. I WAS thinking about growing the sleazy moustache though. Because I am sleazy.