But I don't feel like writing another entry!
Okay. Fine. I will.
Yesterday, on the five o'clock news, I saw a human interest-type story about a "joyous return" of a 19-year-old soldier from Iraq. He was injured, and sent on his way home to Miami. I wrote letters to Mario and Omar, telling them to get injured, but not too badly, and return home NOW....
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Okay. Fine. I will.
Yesterday, on the five o'clock news, I saw a human interest-type story about a "joyous return" of a 19-year-old soldier from Iraq. He was injured, and sent on his way home to Miami. I wrote letters to Mario and Omar, telling them to get injured, but not too badly, and return home NOW....
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In addendum to the entry I wrote a few hours ago: There's a flaw in my Yahoo! groups plan. I forgot that you have to verify your mail before you get any mail from your groups. So. I signed up both his accounts of the Nambla newsletters and various disgusting porn sites -- including farm sex sites. I'm blind now, by the way. I'm using...
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cheech:
I don't wanna gripe, but that April Tuna link didn't work for me the other day. I'll just search on "april tuna jpg" or something...
I'm glad you dig the Stewart. Don't you think Sarandon was a little....ehh..a little stuffy-assed to him? I'll be honest, I really hadn't WATCHED him much since Sept 11 but I think I will now. Like gnat's piss, he is a golden shaft when all around is darkness. I quoted Python, so sue me!
I didn't wanna dis Sorcha, but I felt like it's the opposite, that Conan's eyes are funny. They're as beady as George W's. Not that Conan's ugly but still....
I'm glad you dig the Stewart. Don't you think Sarandon was a little....ehh..a little stuffy-assed to him? I'll be honest, I really hadn't WATCHED him much since Sept 11 but I think I will now. Like gnat's piss, he is a golden shaft when all around is darkness. I quoted Python, so sue me!
I didn't wanna dis Sorcha, but I felt like it's the opposite, that Conan's eyes are funny. They're as beady as George W's. Not that Conan's ugly but still....
liztraylor:
He deserved much worse for calling you that. 
If yesterday's entry didn't convey my discontent with my peers at the University of Miami, I hope this entry will rectify that.
So. I was at a computer in the library. I needed to print out a document from the Blackboard/Courses website for my Abnormal Psych class. I left my bag on the chair because there wasn't anything valuable in it after I took out...
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So. I was at a computer in the library. I needed to print out a document from the Blackboard/Courses website for my Abnormal Psych class. I left my bag on the chair because there wasn't anything valuable in it after I took out...
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estrada:
I get so much porn spam I feel like I'm watching the Spice channel every time I check my e-mail.
maelwys:
Thats a better idea for stickering than I had. Although i still want to sticker obnoxious little brats.
Hahahaha Ah, that is a class revenge. I can just imagine the whiffy, bulldog chewing a wasp type person's face. Thats the sort of thing I'd do too 
Hahahaha
Ah, that is a class revenge. I can just imagine the whiffy, bulldog chewing a wasp type person's face. Thats the sort of thing I'd do too AN OPEN LETTER to University of Miami students with sports cars:
Could you turn off the rocket-fueled jet packs attached to your cars when you enter the parking lot, please? Because when Im getting ready to pull out of my parking space, and you come barreling around the corner at 200 miles per hour, I will have an embolism. And a heart attack. Simultaneously. Look,...
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Could you turn off the rocket-fueled jet packs attached to your cars when you enter the parking lot, please? Because when Im getting ready to pull out of my parking space, and you come barreling around the corner at 200 miles per hour, I will have an embolism. And a heart attack. Simultaneously. Look,...
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roamingaround:
Every day is Compliment the Toaster Day....or should be.....
The Lewis/Toaster spawn would have bedroom eyes, mystery, crooked noses, incisive wit....
The Lewis/Toaster spawn would have bedroom eyes, mystery, crooked noses, incisive wit....
minsc_and_boo:
don't mind me i am just roamingarounds internet stalker
Today, the Cute Canadian TA taught our abnormal class. He said he was doing it today because it's his specialty, but you know what? I think my schlubby professor didn't want to say the words "penis," "orgasm," "vagina," and "erection" in front of us. The lecture was on sexual disorders and Gender Identity "Disorder" (he put it in quotes because he doesn't believe it should...
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user8935778:
yes. i have my show tonight. i think i have mono. which means.. give or take how i feel the rest of the day, ill be there the first half with my music.. and then i will let you rule the second half with yours.. and i will think "yes. she is good. " then next year when im gone it will be yours.
roamingaround:
I will be listening tonight (good radio is tiger balm for the soul)...and maybe I'll think of a good request by then.
I'm not going to type lengthy entries for a while because if I spend too much time clacking away at the keyboard, it will only exacerbate my carpal tunnel. I'll resume my blabbermouthing/typing when I find my brace.
In other news: Jon Stewart is funny.
Also, where should I put all of these SG stickers? Other than in bathroom stalls and on message boards.
I...
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In other news: Jon Stewart is funny.
Also, where should I put all of these SG stickers? Other than in bathroom stalls and on message boards.
I...
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max16characters:
Well i'll have to give Braveliltoaster a whirl then. Oh, have you ever seen The Office on BBC America? That show is sooooooo incredibly dry and whitty it's rediculous, but it gets me cracking up every time i see it.
dg:
Does this mean I have to do all the work for you?
D: =
D: =
I learned something interesting in my abnormal psych text today: Did you know what Coca-Cola still has coca in it, except with the cocaine extracted? That just floors me. We can't grow fucking hemp, but every single can of Coke manufactured and sold in America has a little bit of the coca plant in it, the FUCKING COCAINE PLANT? That's crazy.
Wow. I sound like...
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Wow. I sound like...
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tarbaby:
you could buy one of the michael rosenbaum/lex action figures to cuddle with.....
xmt:
is it true that ebert wrote 'beyond the valley of the dolls'?
i love that movie.
z-man is the sexiest hermaphrodite ever.
i love that movie.
z-man is the sexiest hermaphrodite ever.
I got a letter from Mario, I got a letter from Mario, I got a letter from Mario, yay yay yay yay yay!
He's alive! And he got the pictures! And he loves them! And me!
He will not die, and neither will Omar, or I will kill them.
Wait. That's kind of counterintuitive.
I hate daylight savings. Fall back... yeah! Into my bed! From...
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He's alive! And he got the pictures! And he loves them! And me!
He will not die, and neither will Omar, or I will kill them.
Wait. That's kind of counterintuitive.
I hate daylight savings. Fall back... yeah! Into my bed! From...
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disappearhere:
Mmmm......SODIUM....gooood.....sooooo thirsty.....
cheech:
I forget if I asked before, but how did you get into Clea Duvall? Cuz she was really cool on Popular. I loved how Popular had all this gay subtext, and ALL the writers and creators were gay, and then Tammy Michaels is dating Melissa Etheridge! That rules.
Drixoral makes me thirsty...but god is it worth it. I was SO HIGH on Drixoral today. I have to get some more serious downers soon. Valium, Ludes, whatever. Maybe I should just take 5 Drixoral...but then I'd be really parched. Or dead.
Glad to hear superMario is nosing around.
Drixoral makes me thirsty...but god is it worth it. I was SO HIGH on Drixoral today. I have to get some more serious downers soon. Valium, Ludes, whatever. Maybe I should just take 5 Drixoral...but then I'd be really parched. Or dead.
Glad to hear superMario is nosing around.
Oh, look at my journal entries all on one page! I love O...livia. Yes, I do.
Anyhow, those teenage duckies? Can't be the same as the ducklings I fed the other day, because I think I fed those same ducklings just before I left for home. Oh, the mommy duck flew across the water to get the bread, and then the little ducklings swam single-file...
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Anyhow, those teenage duckies? Can't be the same as the ducklings I fed the other day, because I think I fed those same ducklings just before I left for home. Oh, the mommy duck flew across the water to get the bread, and then the little ducklings swam single-file...
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minsc_and_boo:
sorry just trying to help 
scott:
have fun at fishbone! angelo is my hero
oh and you have the coolest name ever
oh and you have the coolest name ever
The warm weather has returned... with a vengeance!!! But I don't care, because I'm seeing Fishbone tonight! Yay! Hey, shut up. Fuck you. I like fishbone. Stop making fun of me.
Anyhow. A couple of days ago, I had a little while before class started. So I went over to the canal by the panhellenic parking lot which is adjacent to the LC parking...
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Stop making fun of me.
Anyhow. A couple of days ago, I had a little while before class started. So I went over to the canal by the panhellenic parking lot which is adjacent to the LC parking...
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minsc_and_boo:
i like Fishbone
and i think you are damn funny
look Optometrist
and i think you are damn funny
look Optometrist
estrada:
I love the Jam.
Though I'm not that partial to the Style Council.
I hate Survivor. I guess it is time to recycle the slothies.
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Though I'm not that partial to the Style Council.
I hate Survivor. I guess it is time to recycle the slothies.
[Edited on Apr 04, 2003]
I'll check out that link, pairing for punks. Sounds interesting...
No spyware on my comp at work, 'cause I'm the boss!
Anyway, I'm off to my honeymoon in Maui for two weeks...I'll check in with you when I get back!