My internet was out, which was kind of a good thing. It minimized the distractions so I could focus on studying. I need to study more, though. I have a final on Monday, and another one on Tuesday.
Yeah. So, if I don't comment in your journals, it's because I'm busy with stuff. I'll write a long entry when this is all done. On Tuesday....
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Yeah. So, if I don't comment in your journals, it's because I'm busy with stuff. I'll write a long entry when this is all done. On Tuesday....
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I watched Jeopardy tonight while riding the elliptical bike, and I got EVERY single answer right. I didn't miss one. Of course, it was Celebrity Jeopardy. Every time Julie Bowen rang in, I kept seeing her rubbing her crotch and saying, "Yeah, cowboy. Fuck that ass, fuck it!" That sounds really pornographic, but it's from that comedy short I linked to yesterday, "Raking Leaves," by...
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glamerdork:
You know, i was all impressed till you said it was celebrity jepordy. You gotta learn when to keep things secret. 
cheech:
Julie sure rubs her crotch hard, huh? Makes you wonder if, in real life.......the boys are really into the music-video-sequence, huh? No wonder they were on MTV...and since MTV doesn't like paying for talent, no wonder they're not on anymore!
ABC finally airs another Alias episode, and there's no WILL in it? What the fuck! There's that whole Francinator hypnotizing Will plot that needs to be resolved. And the... Will has really pretty eyes thing that needs to be shown.
Okay. Fine. You guys don't want to show me Bradley Cooper? I'll just want Bradley Cooper spank David Wain in that "Yoga" short. Seriously,...
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Okay. Fine. You guys don't want to show me Bradley Cooper? I'll just want Bradley Cooper spank David Wain in that "Yoga" short. Seriously,...
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tarbaby:
what's her face from the practice does the asshole bleaching too-you know the one who got the collagen lips? those two have some horrible issues....did i tell you that i wish you were coming to prom?
cheech:
Well, first of all, I didn't go see Wet Hot American Summer cuz I saw a bad review and assumed a hip paper would like it if it was good. I will now make an effort to see it.
Also, I thought the Royal Tenanbaums looked lame from the ads...but Morgan and braveliltoaster can't BOTH be wrong. And I like Rushmore.
Now, I went to the video store today with the intention of renting The Royal Tenanbaums and Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid...but I had a sneaky suspicion, a vague memory, that Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid had been stolen from the video store. This was correct. Also, they STILL had The Royal Tenanbaums in the new releases section. STILL. An employee told me this is because "it's still renting a lot". So it's only a one-day rental, and I wanted to use a two-for-one coupon to get two movies to return Wednesday....so I was thwarted. I will soon rent TRT and buy FGGN.
"she has three facial piercings and a snake tattoo and a spider tattoo, and she can be my girlfriend. I don't know." - this is a slam-dunk. I can tell you for a fact she be all over you like white on cocaine....and "this dress" that you wanna buy is totally friggin bitchin.
Also, I thought the Royal Tenanbaums looked lame from the ads...but Morgan and braveliltoaster can't BOTH be wrong. And I like Rushmore.
Now, I went to the video store today with the intention of renting The Royal Tenanbaums and Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid...but I had a sneaky suspicion, a vague memory, that Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid had been stolen from the video store. This was correct. Also, they STILL had The Royal Tenanbaums in the new releases section. STILL. An employee told me this is because "it's still renting a lot". So it's only a one-day rental, and I wanted to use a two-for-one coupon to get two movies to return Wednesday....so I was thwarted. I will soon rent TRT and buy FGGN.
"she has three facial piercings and a snake tattoo and a spider tattoo, and she can be my girlfriend. I don't know." - this is a slam-dunk. I can tell you for a fact she be all over you like white on cocaine....and "this dress" that you wanna buy is totally friggin bitchin.
Oh no! It's time for an update!
Okay, before I get into it and ramble on and on about the most banal shit ever, let me say that I LOVE blacklisted. I got the book/CD in the mail today, and it made me feel happy. I said, "Oh, cooooooooooool." The "cool" was really drawn out, like I was stoned, but I wasn't. Because I get...
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Okay, before I get into it and ramble on and on about the most banal shit ever, let me say that I LOVE blacklisted. I got the book/CD in the mail today, and it made me feel happy. I said, "Oh, cooooooooooool." The "cool" was really drawn out, like I was stoned, but I wasn't. Because I get...
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rickroyal:
Whenever "Little Red Corvette" gets in my head, it won't get out until I knock it loose with some Type O Negative. Heh.
maelwys:
Those are all good words, I'll use them in the pub to confuse my mates.
Was that a cheerleader cry or something? A drinking song?
Was that a cheerleader cry or something? A drinking song?
My internet at home is out right now as far as I know. It was out all day yesterday, and it was out this morning, and Adelphia Powerlink says that they are stupid poopheads. No, they didn't. They said that they are working on it, and other areas have been out for five days, and that they are crap-for-brains. Okay, maybe I made up the...
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cheech:
Richard Lewis was totally out of control. I wonder who would win in an illegal unsanctioned dogfight between him and Lewis Black (the Lewis/Lewis Fight).
onefoolishline:
i'm going to go GET A CLUE...
and study...
and study...
Anyway. I'm going to try to reproduce my fucking entry.
So. It's really weird being naked in a room and having your naked body touched my cute Asian girls and muscley European men. That's what going to the spa is ALL about. I liked it. We spent hours and hours getting pampered, Byron and I. I kind of want an ionic hair straightening procedure, but...
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So. It's really weird being naked in a room and having your naked body touched my cute Asian girls and muscley European men. That's what going to the spa is ALL about. I liked it. We spent hours and hours getting pampered, Byron and I. I kind of want an ionic hair straightening procedure, but...
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cheech:
I think the majority of girl-ass is fine in whatever...and I thought capri pants were beneficial to the ass? You might want a confused-bi second opinion on the capris...
I would like a spa. You know in the "Girls On Film" video when the sumo guy gets a massage? That looks beneficial.
The word of the day is -- beneficial.
ps - When I saw these Yahoo news items early in the day about Garner going to restore order in Iraq, I thought Jennifer was going over there...turns out it's some dumb general.
Haha, Colbert flipped off Jon...
4/22/03 - please count me in the pit/vag groupies! ! !
[Edited on Apr 22, 2003]
I would like a spa. You know in the "Girls On Film" video when the sumo guy gets a massage? That looks beneficial.
The word of the day is -- beneficial.
ps - When I saw these Yahoo news items early in the day about Garner going to restore order in Iraq, I thought Jennifer was going over there...turns out it's some dumb general.
Haha, Colbert flipped off Jon...
4/22/03 - please count me in the pit/vag groupies! ! !
[Edited on Apr 22, 2003]
hardluck5413:
I think girls in capri pants are sexy. Maybe I have bad taste.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. I just lost my fucking entry. I hate everyone.
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_v_:
we don't hate you
clara:
That is indeed a pisser, but we still love you. 
I have a J-O-B now. I stopped looking for a job, and I got one. Apparently, Albert Zamora, the new "director" -- not the boss, but the "director" -- of the Tiffany's at Merrick Park reviewed files of some holiday workers who slaved away last Holiday at the Bal Harbour Tiffan & Co. He liked the efficiency reviews -- I didn't know people were watching...
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thursday:
imitation of christ is awesome, but by chloe, i meant post-stella-mcartney-exit chloe.
roamingaround:
Yeah, the gargoyle's there to SCARE you. Wooooooo.....
So, is it true you like pit/vag hair? Cuz I do. And so does Cheech. Should we start a group?
So, is it true you like pit/vag hair? Cuz I do. And so does Cheech. Should we start a group?
Yesterday, I was wearing my Dwarves shirt. My mom doesn't like it because of the skull and crossbones on the back, and I always tell her, "So I guess we're not going on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride next time we're at Disney World." Except now I say, "So I guess you don't want to watch me drool while watching Orlando Bloom be a...
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minsc_and_boo:
you have a deal dear
onefoolishline:
orlando.
bloom.
johnny
depp.
pirates.
i think i just had a funk-gasm.
THE VULTURES THE VULTURES> THE VULTURES THE VULTURES>THE VULTURES ATE MY DEAD ASS UP!!!!-Wesley Willis (you're more likely to get a head-butt from him i think, but hugs are good)
mannies and peddies! it's been so long!!!
HOW was the concert?
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bloom.
johnny
depp.
pirates.
i think i just had a funk-gasm.
THE VULTURES THE VULTURES> THE VULTURES THE VULTURES>THE VULTURES ATE MY DEAD ASS UP!!!!-Wesley Willis (you're more likely to get a head-butt from him i think, but hugs are good)
mannies and peddies! it's been so long!!!
HOW was the concert?
[Edited on Apr 18, 2003]
My social problems class was canceled and no one bothered to tell me. Poop. So, yeah, I sat around in the library 'til my second class, and fortunately I didn't get up, so my seat wasn't usurped by some asshole, and I didn't have to spam anyone with barnyard porn. That's good. I didn't get to see Poor Man's Selma Blair, though. She stopped carrying...
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user8935778:
gayboyfriend <3 no show wed. its passover. and theres a game
bkwill:
Wow impressive, very long and full formed. Maximum length huh. I dig the bit about the food company, I use to try that with cerial but I never got anything in the mail.
DId you know Colbert and AMY Sedaris are making a book called WIGFIELD? I just found the review today in Pub Weekly. It's about a small town that has a dumb, arrogant reporter (hmm, detect a Colbert influence?) try to enhance its image, only...it turns out the town is corrupt and rancid.
The PW caption says Colbert was a live-performance comedian with Second City. It's hard to picture him NOT in a suit and NOT being a reporter...kind of how I CAN'T picture Dave Attell in an expensive suit.
[Edited on May 03, 2003]