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acetracer:
I thought heated floors was my brilliant idea, but Clara informs me otherwise.
acetracer:
I do; you'll miss us 
I'm back to anonymouse. Original recipe. Flavor. G?
Anyhoodle, my neighbors took down their Bush/Cheney sign and replaced it with a lovely manger scene. It lights up at night! Pure class.
I'm studying for my bio and poli sci finals. I am avoiding Art Basel. Look, the IM Pei thing at Bank of America was boring. The free cocktails look and taste like Drano....
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Anyhoodle, my neighbors took down their Bush/Cheney sign and replaced it with a lovely manger scene. It lights up at night! Pure class.
I'm studying for my bio and poli sci finals. I am avoiding Art Basel. Look, the IM Pei thing at Bank of America was boring. The free cocktails look and taste like Drano....
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lemonkid:
Reading Updike is like having someone shit on my brain.
cheech:
you know I'm only just 15
I like to kick, I like to scream
I like to kick, I like to scream
I used to be really good about replying to everybody's comments. Wha' happened? On Thanksgiving Day, I could've replied to a bunch of comments. What did I do instead? I watched the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and let me tell you: The quality has deteriorated IMMENSELY since I was a kid. I mean... The Ask Jeeves guy? Is a balloon? Really? I remember He-Man and...
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oryon:
a bloody tampon to the face is an auotmatic assbeatin
that'd be hardcare
at least i think so
yeah i used to be good at responding to comments too
but i know what happened to me
i snorted line after line of crused altoids and listned to a lot of Korn
go me
that'd be hardcare
at least i think so
yeah i used to be good at responding to comments too
but i know what happened to me
i snorted line after line of crused altoids and listned to a lot of Korn
go me
acidgrampa:
Thanks. This time I'm shooting for a medium-sane level of active, rather than the no-sleep-work-or-play allowed level I reached last time.
Of course, junkies always talk like this.
Of course, junkies always talk like this.
anonymouse:
yay! aminals!
So, the cheapest best Italian restaurant in Miami, Casola's, put mustard on my sandwich. 
I hate mustard. I hate its taste, its color, and especially its smell. When I was little, and my family played board games together, I would always accuse Colonel Mustard of killing someone, and I was wrong every single time. But I hated mustard that much. I had to accuse him...
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I hate mustard. I hate its taste, its color, and especially its smell. When I was little, and my family played board games together, I would always accuse Colonel Mustard of killing someone, and I was wrong every single time. But I hated mustard that much. I had to accuse him... Read More
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chris_sick:
from now on when people ask you why you don't like mustard explain to them that it came into popular use as a condiment back in the good ol' days(one of those good ol' days, can't recall which) when it was used to disguise the smell of meat rotting.
that should shut up em.
meanwhile. you've read Wise Blood which is why i'm speaking to you. after accidentally discovering it i'm convinced that those who've read it comprise a new form of social elite. a group which i should naturally serve as leader of... but that's neither here nor there.
that should shut up em.
meanwhile. you've read Wise Blood which is why i'm speaking to you. after accidentally discovering it i'm convinced that those who've read it comprise a new form of social elite. a group which i should naturally serve as leader of... but that's neither here nor there.
whiskeyfightpit:
Tell me you've been at a Shriner's Convention selling corn dogs.
I'm in the process of writing a smarty-pants term paper. I'm looking at Olaudah Equiano's slave narrative as a hero myth. I'm using The Hero with a Thousand Faces by the late, great Joseph Campbell as a primary source. I'm following his schema as a skeleton for my paper. I'm trying to prove that all protagonists that triumph in the end have some element of...
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vutek:
nice use of "Northrop Frye".
the last time he came up was when, for some reason, we were having lunch in a seminar class at Bard and the professor was talking about elements of tragedy WITH TURKEY IN HIS MOUTH. also: i hate mayo.
the last time he came up was when, for some reason, we were having lunch in a seminar class at Bard and the professor was talking about elements of tragedy WITH TURKEY IN HIS MOUTH. also: i hate mayo.
vutek:
also, i found Rank a bit difficult to get into, but I like what he brought to Ernest Becker. Is The Denial of Death still included on reading lists?
I went to a Kerry rally yesterday. Bruce Springsteen was there. Bette Midler was there. Unfortunately, Starr Jones was there. And Kerry was there. I woo'd a lot. I am all woo'd out.
Look at this photo and see if you can find me. It's hi-res. That means high resolution in English. I'll put an answer key up after the spoiler space. Don't cheat, omg!...
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Look at this photo and see if you can find me. It's hi-res. That means high resolution in English. I'll put an answer key up after the spoiler space. Don't cheat, omg!...
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whiskeyfightpit:
Come back to the land of the living. Have you listened to the new Nancy Sinatra with Morrissey and Jarvis Cocker? I'm freaking out about something you would appreciate. This fucking guy came into my store and traded in this stuff:
Sir Douglas Quintet
The Seeds
The Sonics
Monkees "Head" on DVD
West Coast Pop Experimental Band
Music Machine
Chocolate Watchband
Left Banke
The Fugs "The Reprise Years"
Easybeats
Basically, I'm gonna blow about two hundred clams on sixties and seventies bubblegum, glam, garage, freakbeat, and baroque pop. Isn't it great striking gold? I figured you would appreciate my schoolgirl giggles over this stuff.
Sir Douglas Quintet
The Seeds
The Sonics
Monkees "Head" on DVD
West Coast Pop Experimental Band
Music Machine
Chocolate Watchband
Left Banke
The Fugs "The Reprise Years"
Easybeats
Basically, I'm gonna blow about two hundred clams on sixties and seventies bubblegum, glam, garage, freakbeat, and baroque pop. Isn't it great striking gold? I figured you would appreciate my schoolgirl giggles over this stuff.
Okay, okay. I'm going out of town for some business-related reasons. I'll be back on Monday. I am tiiiiiiired.
Oh god. I saw the Pixies recently. That was pretty awesome, BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO THROW THEIR BEER CUPS ON THE GROUND? Oh my god. Bring a bag. Throw it in the trash. You can try to wend yourself back to wherever you were...
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Oh god. I saw the Pixies recently. That was pretty awesome, BUT WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO THROW THEIR BEER CUPS ON THE GROUND? Oh my god. Bring a bag. Throw it in the trash. You can try to wend yourself back to wherever you were...
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kestrel:
Thanks for knowin' I'm a girl. 
estrada:
The sloth in that picture is concentrating on eating. He's looking down at that delicious leaf.
Last week was crazy. The Secret Service went a little nutty as the week progressed and Debate Thursday approached. They sent these two harmless-looking, miniskirt-wearing (to clarify, a miniskirt on the UM campus qualifies as the length of your average tee shirt sleeve. Look at your tee shirt sleeve. It is three inches long max. I get to look at a lot of panties on...
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papawheelie:
you met john cougar menstrualcramp? no way! i love that he sings about being all real and shit and yet he changed his name to sell records... love that....
huny:
after last night's debate I can't wait to vote for john kerry. I especially loved with he said about homosexuality not being a choice...that won me over once and for all. despite my bias (I'm such a liberal democrat I pratically leak liberal democrat sauce) I think he won last night too.
I am a liberal according to this test. My favorite question was the baby-eating one. I still Affleck has the best baby-eating technique.
Okay, so today was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I received yet another email from my university regarding the upcoming Presidential debate (which I didn't get tickets to, because I am an idjit who forgot to...
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Okay, so today was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I received yet another email from my university regarding the upcoming Presidential debate (which I didn't get tickets to, because I am an idjit who forgot to...
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akathisia:
If things go well maybe they will just hold you in the "free speech zone" for a while. No matter that you can't get out....you can say whatever you want to in there! 
-Slie
-Slie
akathisia:
p.s would you like to join my Mad Lib Group? Sorry, so off toopic....
-Slie
-Slie
R.I.P. Johnny. You were always my favorite Ramone -- a blast to watch when interviewed and always generating awesome stories. My favorite? When you took a sack of stones to Shea Stadium and started throwing stones at the stage while The Beatles played. I hate The Beatles, too. Yoko is my heroine, and The Rolling Stones will always be better than the sap and crap...
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whiskeyfightpit:
They need to make a sequel to Howard The Duck...like we were promised.
[Edited on Sep 26, 2004 2:07PM]
[Edited on Sep 26, 2004 2:07PM]
Aaaaaaahhhh. How are the people in West Palm Beach? Crap.
I always feel guilty when a hurricane passes over me.
I always feel guilty when a hurricane passes over me.
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whiskeyfightpit:
I feel guilty every time I come by here and I don't have any "I saw Lux Interior zapping three bald-eagles with a tazer and I saw Poison Ivy throwing lawn darts at the zapped bald eagles in the restroom at White Castle" stories to tell you. Shit, they're coming to Detroit:America's Favorite De-Militarized zone in October. I'll lay one on you then.
"CAN YOUR PUSSY DO THE DOG?"
"CAN YOUR PUSSY DO THE DOG?"