My fucking cold mutated into bronchitis. I hate everyone.
One day I will actually get through A Brief History of Time.
I think I just coughed up a lung.
I'm going to go kill myself now. No, I'm going to track down the person who gave me this cold that turned into bronchitis, rip off his or her fingernails and feed them to him...
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One day I will actually get through A Brief History of Time.
I think I just coughed up a lung.
I'm going to go kill myself now. No, I'm going to track down the person who gave me this cold that turned into bronchitis, rip off his or her fingernails and feed them to him...
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Seriously, what the hell is it with animals raping each other around me. I was on my way to feed the ducks -- it's become a Spring Break routine, as some of you might've noticed -- and two mallards were chasing after a female duck. I wasn't quite sure what was going on at first -- I just saw three ducks waddle faster than I've...
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nimhly:
Well, Cadbury Eggs are on sale at Osco Drug, want me to pick you up a couple? That usually helps with my sick/PMS/whatever ails me...
cheech:
I checked out Amazon today; Brewster McCloud isn't currently in DVD. Dunno if it ever was. :^(
I was just checking Amazon for ...If... being on DVD. No! And neither is O Lucky Man, but the weakest movie in the "trilogy" (they aren't reeeeally related) Britannia Hospital, IS on DVD, and it wasn't even in print a couple years back...hmm...well, I dunno what's in DVD. They'll never put out Koyaanisqatsi...and I have two versions of the soundtrack CD!
I was just checking Amazon for ...If... being on DVD. No! And neither is O Lucky Man, but the weakest movie in the "trilogy" (they aren't reeeeally related) Britannia Hospital, IS on DVD, and it wasn't even in print a couple years back...hmm...well, I dunno what's in DVD. They'll never put out Koyaanisqatsi...and I have two versions of the soundtrack CD!
When I got out of bed today, I could not breathe through my nose. I have a cold. Vicks Dayquil seems to do the trick for the most part, but my head feels all disconnected. Also, the package totally lies. It's not non-drowsy. I keep nodding off at around 11 pm, and I subsequently wake up fully-clothed on the couch in the den at around...
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mephausto:
yeah. the eye, behind the hair... that's the best part of the japanese movie... though the video is a different sort of creepy as well. a bit rougher than the american take of it. I want to use some of those creepy shots in some sort of arena rock video scrim drop scenario. Loop the eye in a video, front project it on a scrim, and do a nin-eraser-esque backlight the band thing... yeah.
nah. who needs duck hunt? If you have the original SMB we're set. for hours. then we make out.
er, oops. Did I say that last part aloud? I meant... uh... then we eat dinner.
I don't have in's at clubs here, sorry to say. I do have an innie, though.
nah. who needs duck hunt? If you have the original SMB we're set. for hours. then we make out.
er, oops. Did I say that last part aloud? I meant... uh... then we eat dinner.
I don't have in's at clubs here, sorry to say. I do have an innie, though.
rickroyal:
Lauren Ambrose did a good job in Psycho Beach Party and another movie that happened to take place at a beach the name of which I cannot recall at the moment. Very good actress. Missing her on Six Feet Under has been one of the major annoyances with no longer having access to HBO. Ah, well.
I no longer have the luxury of waking up, brushing my teeth, making coffee, heading over to my computer with my coffee, and surfing the internet in my pajamas and/or pantsless. If you've read my journal since I've started it, you'll know that Adelphia Powerlink hasn't been working properly since December 23rd. I don't know if this has anything to do with the former CEO...
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estrada:
Someday my wit shall return.
I like the word kvetch, it is soothing.
I like the word kvetch, it is soothing.
cybertammy:
Sucks about the cable, but I really do appreciate the on campus computer labs. They are more numerous than at other schools and we get the luxury of free printing. We have DSL at my house and it works pretty efficiently... usually at least as well as my on campus wireless does (the apartments aren't wired).
I often surf the net in the nude or topless or in any of various states of undress. This is thanks to the housing gods and my my penchant for the color black. Why black you ask? Well I believe I scared my poor little roommate away with the black and purple theme going on on my side of the room and by "accidentally" leaving my vibrators lying around. She was religious and stuff... hee hee hee.
I often surf the net in the nude or topless or in any of various states of undress. This is thanks to the housing gods and my my penchant for the color black. Why black you ask? Well I believe I scared my poor little roommate away with the black and purple theme going on on my side of the room and by "accidentally" leaving my vibrators lying around. She was religious and stuff... hee hee hee.
Eep! I just emailed my resum to DWR. They're finally opening a studio in Miami, on Lincoln Road, and even if I don't get the job (and I totally should -- retail experience + love of fine furniture = discounts!), I'll drop by at least once a month to ogle the furniture. Hm. Maybe it's better if I don't get the job. I might...
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cheech:
I think toaster is "going into that field" to sneak sofas out the loading dock! ;^)
I don't picture Eliza Dushku in leather pants singing AC/DC so much as in leather pants playing AC/DC leads on her Gibson SG. But yeah, when I picture that (and I do) it's always in leather pants. That was the disturbing thing about Bring It On; when she didn't have on leather pants. The bikini scene was a let-down...almost...okay...
I don't picture Eliza Dushku in leather pants singing AC/DC so much as in leather pants playing AC/DC leads on her Gibson SG. But yeah, when I picture that (and I do) it's always in leather pants. That was the disturbing thing about Bring It On; when she didn't have on leather pants. The bikini scene was a let-down...almost...okay...
rickroyal:
I bruise my knees on books walking through rooms. One of these days I'm going to get around to building those bookshelves. Glad to see I'm not the only one prone to stacking them in the meantime.
Appetite always comes together for me, as it should, in the second half of "Rocket Queen." When this paen to hedonism turns into a love ballad, well, yeah, I kinda forgive Axl all his problems, even no-showing the concert in December.
Appetite always comes together for me, as it should, in the second half of "Rocket Queen." When this paen to hedonism turns into a love ballad, well, yeah, I kinda forgive Axl all his problems, even no-showing the concert in December.
Whenever someone compliments me, I automatically assume my mom paid them off. It's sort of like that Mr. Show entitilitus sketch. You know, the one where David Cross plays a little kid taking guitar lessons, and he's all, "No. No. Waitwait. Wait. Wait. No. No. Wait. WaitWait." Hehe. That was funny. And then the rocker guitar teacher is all, "You are a guitar GOD." And...
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thee_blacklisted:
That bitch owes me one! I quote the Sub Pop press release (which neglects to mention that they stole Sam from me and my label that's another story): "Sub Pop heard about Iron and Wine by way of Yeti, a magazine published in Seattle, whose initial run came with an accompanying compilation CD featuring an Iron and Wine song..." What time/ day is yr show???
cheech:
So a girl was flirty with you and you were paralyzed? Welcome to the world of males! I think a girl could handcuff herself to me and I'd be wondering "Is this a sign?"
Do you suppose Midol is better than Aleve. Also, what happens when boys take Midol? I'm willing to be a test case.
Eliza makes being bad so baaaaaaad. I think Eliza should be the lead guitarist of an ACDC cover band.
Do you suppose Midol is better than Aleve. Also, what happens when boys take Midol? I'm willing to be a test case.
Eliza makes being bad so baaaaaaad. I think Eliza should be the lead guitarist of an ACDC cover band.
The date, it did not go well. It kind of sucked. I'm not going into any further detail, because I'm pretending it never happened, but I will say that the complete and utter failure of the date is of no fault of my mother's or the nice boy she set me up with. Or, you know, dangling participles and prepositions.
I think some sort of...
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mephausto:
three to four years, dig. I might not be working at the same place, but I could definitely hook you up with one of the best run drug & alcohol residential treatment centers in Portland... though it's not much for pay, yes. In three to four years--surviving the current economy--they may pay better, but they at least have two student counselors doing internships there at any moment, and probably have room for more. Plus, I know where there's lots of other places, and who knows what contacts I could have in three or four years... *dream sequence, showing me standing at the mayor's podium* Citizens of Portland! I, Mephausto, would like you to welcome to our great city braveliltoaster! Now! Give her a job doing social work therapy in a field she desires, one that pays a great wage! Also, lunch today is lasagna!
Ahem.
What was I talking about?
Ahem.
What was I talking about?
cheech:
You're right about Kutcher looking creepy. His face creeps me. The fact that he's coupled with Brittany Murphy in that film is quite telling. She's creepy too...not as negatively as him, though. I hate to bag on Brittany (after her good performane in Girl Interrupted and great performance in Freeway) but she is one of the few people I'd describe by the adjective "skanky"; she is sorta sexy but creepy. The blonde hair dye doesn't help matters.
I did take your comments about Islam seriously, by the way. I've heard that said, that the Koran has pretty language. Chris Hitchens naysaid it, but then he's excessively grumpy at times. I read some of the bible in 2001. It creeped me out more than Ashton Kutcher. It has parts about atoning for sins by strangling turtledoves or burning meat to make a pleasant smell for God. I read all of Revelations. It's pretty bent.
I did take your comments about Islam seriously, by the way. I've heard that said, that the Koran has pretty language. Chris Hitchens naysaid it, but then he's excessively grumpy at times. I read some of the bible in 2001. It creeped me out more than Ashton Kutcher. It has parts about atoning for sins by strangling turtledoves or burning meat to make a pleasant smell for God. I read all of Revelations. It's pretty bent.
I have a date, I have a date.
I hope it doesn't suck, since my mom set us up together.
I will kill her if it sucks, but he apparently has seen me, and he thinks I'm cool, and... I don't know.
I don't want to talk about it if it sucks. Tomorrow you will get an entry. It will consist of two words. Either,...
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I hope it doesn't suck, since my mom set us up together.
I will kill her if it sucks, but he apparently has seen me, and he thinks I'm cool, and... I don't know.
I don't want to talk about it if it sucks. Tomorrow you will get an entry. It will consist of two words. Either,...
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estrada:
If your wits do not work, regale the date with tales of Francis McDermitt's tits!
I haven't dated in years, because it cuts into "David Time", and "David Time" is important to me.
I haven't dated in years, because it cuts into "David Time", and "David Time" is important to me.
dg:
*Chinks glasses of wine*
Good luck, and here's to the date.
Dating is a strange game.I never do it I guess, I tend to get shit-scared about the thought of asking someone and then sitting there for hours while I don't know them. Most of the people I've ""dated" have been friends, or at least acquaintances first. Not that there's been that many.
Just remember - people don't appreciate you singing the doom song as gir... I found that out the hard way. Tehe.
Oh to control my stupidity. Just not gonna happen I'm afraid.
meh
Good luck, and here's to the date.
Dating is a strange game.I never do it I guess, I tend to get shit-scared about the thought of asking someone and then sitting there for hours while I don't know them. Most of the people I've ""dated" have been friends, or at least acquaintances first. Not that there's been that many.
Just remember - people don't appreciate you singing the doom song as gir... I found that out the hard way. Tehe.
Oh to control my stupidity. Just not gonna happen I'm afraid.
meh
This is going to be a very quick entry.
Winged Migration is a remarkable movie. It's aesthetically flawless, and my only nitpick with the movie is that the music kind of sucked. My mom agrees. I took my mom because she's a member of the Audobon society. She and I love birds. We have bird feeders in the backyard which we set up for a...
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Winged Migration is a remarkable movie. It's aesthetically flawless, and my only nitpick with the movie is that the music kind of sucked. My mom agrees. I took my mom because she's a member of the Audobon society. She and I love birds. We have bird feeders in the backyard which we set up for a...
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dg:
Fear and Loathing is my all time favourite film
I tried looking for Brazil - but imagine the horror you get when you type in "Brazil" in a movie search. Brazillian Hemaphrodite cumshots anyone?
I tried looking for Brazil - but imagine the horror you get when you type in "Brazil" in a movie search. Brazillian Hemaphrodite cumshots anyone?
mephausto:
no, not rejected at all. a "fun thought" is really more like "if I was even on the east coast or you were on the left I'd be knocking on your door at most any free moment to see if you would want to catch all sorts of movies or play video games or go out for strange pizza at 1am and otherwise find many moments of hilarity and thus forth have good times."
'cause I'm not really in any mood to start asking people thousands of miles away on dates just yet. when I become a huge millionaire, yeah, maybe.
'cause I'm not really in any mood to start asking people thousands of miles away on dates just yet. when I become a huge millionaire, yeah, maybe.
Okay, update: Go here for pictures.
Second update! The boys in "Ian's Band" are in a band called Folk Implosion. They all need to drop by my house and gang bang me.
Update the third: I just realized that I called myself a lesbian when I am, in fact, no such thing. I am sometimes a lesbian, I am sometimes not. It depends on my...
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Second update! The boys in "Ian's Band" are in a band called Folk Implosion. They all need to drop by my house and gang bang me.
Update the third: I just realized that I called myself a lesbian when I am, in fact, no such thing. I am sometimes a lesbian, I am sometimes not. It depends on my...
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hardluck5413:
So was that Beetlejuice from the movie or Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show? God I'd be so jealous if it was Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show. That guy rocks.
dg:
You can't help but ask the question of "Would all this be an issue now if they'd caught or Killed Mr Bin Laden in the first assault?"
I don't think it would, the afghan campaign was a failure and so Mr Bush decides to show that his army can beat someone, Iraq.
Yes, Hussain does need to be removed - but are we realy the people to say that? His people support him, his policies are true to them - and you can't help but realise that his ideals will live on whether he's in power or not. It'll be another generation of suicide bombers and terrorism all over again.
Who are we to tell another country how to run itself?
And why spanish? I do italian - I don't care much for it.
*pokes you*
meh
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I don't think it would, the afghan campaign was a failure and so Mr Bush decides to show that his army can beat someone, Iraq.
Yes, Hussain does need to be removed - but are we realy the people to say that? His people support him, his policies are true to them - and you can't help but realise that his ideals will live on whether he's in power or not. It'll be another generation of suicide bombers and terrorism all over again.
Who are we to tell another country how to run itself?
And why spanish? I do italian - I don't care much for it.
*pokes you*
meh
[Edited on Mar 02, 2003]
I just saw a girl running for the bathroom while wearing a Popples tee shirt. I have rocker Popples at home. Hee.
Oh shit. I'm wearing a nametag. I just walked all over campus while wearing a NAMETAG. And it's not even the "Hello, My Name Is" kind, so I didn't have the opportunity to write "fucktard" in the space alotted. It's the kind with...
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Oh shit. I'm wearing a nametag. I just walked all over campus while wearing a NAMETAG. And it's not even the "Hello, My Name Is" kind, so I didn't have the opportunity to write "fucktard" in the space alotted. It's the kind with...
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dg:
I don't have a good camera
Miami it is then
Miami it is then
mephausto:
I dig the pimping; I pimp movie madness here in portland all the time.
I dig Miike, he's crazy. audition made me cringe, and visitor Q is indescribable.
shit. time for work. naked, naked, naked nintendo.
I dig Miike, he's crazy. audition made me cringe, and visitor Q is indescribable.
shit. time for work. naked, naked, naked nintendo.
I just wrote a really long entry and lost it.
I hate that.
It's probably for the best. Should I try to reproduce it? I babbled about my birthday, and my fear, and how Joe Krutulis, Jr. got me kicked out of Gulliver because he was the headmistress's grandson. And how that led to me getting raped in my home at knife-point.
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I hate that.
It's probably for the best. Should I try to reproduce it? I babbled about my birthday, and my fear, and how Joe Krutulis, Jr. got me kicked out of Gulliver because he was the headmistress's grandson. And how that led to me getting raped in my home at knife-point.
And then there...
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godzuki:
shit, you were raped? That's really horrible. It was, i'm assuming, a while ago? How are you dealing with it? Actually, ignore the questions, i oughtn't pry.
estrada:
I despise nepotism in any way, shape, or form.
I hope you write more and have a wonderful birthday regardless of anything.
You deserve it.
I hope you write more and have a wonderful birthday regardless of anything.
You deserve it.
That was an awful attempt at humor.
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I looked around more at what was on DVD. I still can't find anything!...but, um, if you never saw The World of Henry Orient or Slap Shot those are two unique, very DIFFERENT from each other movies by George Roy Hill, and I can barely stand most comedies but those are quality.
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