Oh no! It's time for an update!
Okay, before I get into it and ramble on and on about the most banal shit ever, let me say that I LOVE blacklisted. I got the book/CD in the mail today, and it made me feel happy. I said, "Oh, cooooooooooool." The "cool" was really drawn out, like I was stoned, but I wasn't. Because I get...
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Okay, before I get into it and ramble on and on about the most banal shit ever, let me say that I LOVE blacklisted. I got the book/CD in the mail today, and it made me feel happy. I said, "Oh, cooooooooooool." The "cool" was really drawn out, like I was stoned, but I wasn't. Because I get...
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My internet at home is out right now as far as I know. It was out all day yesterday, and it was out this morning, and Adelphia Powerlink says that they are stupid poopheads. No, they didn't. They said that they are working on it, and other areas have been out for five days, and that they are crap-for-brains. Okay, maybe I made up the...
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cheech:
Richard Lewis was totally out of control. I wonder who would win in an illegal unsanctioned dogfight between him and Lewis Black (the Lewis/Lewis Fight).
onefoolishline:
i'm going to go GET A CLUE...
and study...
and study...
Anyway. I'm going to try to reproduce my fucking entry.
So. It's really weird being naked in a room and having your naked body touched my cute Asian girls and muscley European men. That's what going to the spa is ALL about. I liked it. We spent hours and hours getting pampered, Byron and I. I kind of want an ionic hair straightening procedure, but...
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So. It's really weird being naked in a room and having your naked body touched my cute Asian girls and muscley European men. That's what going to the spa is ALL about. I liked it. We spent hours and hours getting pampered, Byron and I. I kind of want an ionic hair straightening procedure, but...
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cheech:
I think the majority of girl-ass is fine in whatever...and I thought capri pants were beneficial to the ass? You might want a confused-bi second opinion on the capris...
I would like a spa. You know in the "Girls On Film" video when the sumo guy gets a massage? That looks beneficial.
The word of the day is -- beneficial.
ps - When I saw these Yahoo news items early in the day about Garner going to restore order in Iraq, I thought Jennifer was going over there...turns out it's some dumb general.
Haha, Colbert flipped off Jon...
4/22/03 - please count me in the pit/vag groupies! ! !
[Edited on Apr 22, 2003]
I would like a spa. You know in the "Girls On Film" video when the sumo guy gets a massage? That looks beneficial.
The word of the day is -- beneficial.
ps - When I saw these Yahoo news items early in the day about Garner going to restore order in Iraq, I thought Jennifer was going over there...turns out it's some dumb general.
Haha, Colbert flipped off Jon...
4/22/03 - please count me in the pit/vag groupies! ! !
[Edited on Apr 22, 2003]
hardluck5413:
I think girls in capri pants are sexy. Maybe I have bad taste.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. I just lost my fucking entry. I hate everyone.
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_v_:
we don't hate you
clara:
That is indeed a pisser, but we still love you. 
I have a J-O-B now. I stopped looking for a job, and I got one. Apparently, Albert Zamora, the new "director" -- not the boss, but the "director" -- of the Tiffany's at Merrick Park reviewed files of some holiday workers who slaved away last Holiday at the Bal Harbour Tiffan & Co. He liked the efficiency reviews -- I didn't know people were watching...
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thursday:
imitation of christ is awesome, but by chloe, i meant post-stella-mcartney-exit chloe.
roamingaround:
Yeah, the gargoyle's there to SCARE you. Wooooooo.....
So, is it true you like pit/vag hair? Cuz I do. And so does Cheech. Should we start a group?
So, is it true you like pit/vag hair? Cuz I do. And so does Cheech. Should we start a group?
Yesterday, I was wearing my Dwarves shirt. My mom doesn't like it because of the skull and crossbones on the back, and I always tell her, "So I guess we're not going on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride next time we're at Disney World." Except now I say, "So I guess you don't want to watch me drool while watching Orlando Bloom be a...
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minsc_and_boo:
you have a deal dear
onefoolishline:
orlando.
bloom.
johnny
depp.
pirates.
i think i just had a funk-gasm.
THE VULTURES THE VULTURES> THE VULTURES THE VULTURES>THE VULTURES ATE MY DEAD ASS UP!!!!-Wesley Willis (you're more likely to get a head-butt from him i think, but hugs are good)
mannies and peddies! it's been so long!!!
HOW was the concert?
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bloom.
johnny
depp.
pirates.
i think i just had a funk-gasm.
THE VULTURES THE VULTURES> THE VULTURES THE VULTURES>THE VULTURES ATE MY DEAD ASS UP!!!!-Wesley Willis (you're more likely to get a head-butt from him i think, but hugs are good)
mannies and peddies! it's been so long!!!
HOW was the concert?
[Edited on Apr 18, 2003]
My social problems class was canceled and no one bothered to tell me. Poop. So, yeah, I sat around in the library 'til my second class, and fortunately I didn't get up, so my seat wasn't usurped by some asshole, and I didn't have to spam anyone with barnyard porn. That's good. I didn't get to see Poor Man's Selma Blair, though. She stopped carrying...
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user8935778:
gayboyfriend <3 no show wed. its passover. and theres a game
bkwill:
Wow impressive, very long and full formed. Maximum length huh. I dig the bit about the food company, I use to try that with cerial but I never got anything in the mail.
But I don't feel like writing another entry!
Okay. Fine. I will.
Yesterday, on the five o'clock news, I saw a human interest-type story about a "joyous return" of a 19-year-old soldier from Iraq. He was injured, and sent on his way home to Miami. I wrote letters to Mario and Omar, telling them to get injured, but not too badly, and return home NOW....
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Okay. Fine. I will.
Yesterday, on the five o'clock news, I saw a human interest-type story about a "joyous return" of a 19-year-old soldier from Iraq. He was injured, and sent on his way home to Miami. I wrote letters to Mario and Omar, telling them to get injured, but not too badly, and return home NOW....
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stiles:
Great new pic!
I'll check out that link, pairing for punks. Sounds interesting...
No spyware on my comp at work, 'cause I'm the boss!
I'll check out that link, pairing for punks. Sounds interesting...
No spyware on my comp at work, 'cause I'm the boss!
cobalt:
For some reason, my wife (just got married two days ago!!) and I often have sex when she is on the rag. Our "horny cycle" seems to be syncronized with the moon. The sex is always good, but sometimes gets a little ... ahem... messy. May you find creative ways to satisfy your yearning and juciness!!
Anyway, I'm off to my honeymoon in Maui for two weeks...I'll check in with you when I get back!
Anyway, I'm off to my honeymoon in Maui for two weeks...I'll check in with you when I get back!
In addendum to the entry I wrote a few hours ago: There's a flaw in my Yahoo! groups plan. I forgot that you have to verify your mail before you get any mail from your groups. So. I signed up both his accounts of the Nambla newsletters and various disgusting porn sites -- including farm sex sites. I'm blind now, by the way. I'm using...
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cheech:
I don't wanna gripe, but that April Tuna link didn't work for me the other day. I'll just search on "april tuna jpg" or something...
I'm glad you dig the Stewart. Don't you think Sarandon was a little....ehh..a little stuffy-assed to him? I'll be honest, I really hadn't WATCHED him much since Sept 11 but I think I will now. Like gnat's piss, he is a golden shaft when all around is darkness. I quoted Python, so sue me!
I didn't wanna dis Sorcha, but I felt like it's the opposite, that Conan's eyes are funny. They're as beady as George W's. Not that Conan's ugly but still....
I'm glad you dig the Stewart. Don't you think Sarandon was a little....ehh..a little stuffy-assed to him? I'll be honest, I really hadn't WATCHED him much since Sept 11 but I think I will now. Like gnat's piss, he is a golden shaft when all around is darkness. I quoted Python, so sue me!
I didn't wanna dis Sorcha, but I felt like it's the opposite, that Conan's eyes are funny. They're as beady as George W's. Not that Conan's ugly but still....
liztraylor:
He deserved much worse for calling you that.
If yesterday's entry didn't convey my discontent with my peers at the University of Miami, I hope this entry will rectify that.
So. I was at a computer in the library. I needed to print out a document from the Blackboard/Courses website for my Abnormal Psych class. I left my bag on the chair because there wasn't anything valuable in it after I took out...
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So. I was at a computer in the library. I needed to print out a document from the Blackboard/Courses website for my Abnormal Psych class. I left my bag on the chair because there wasn't anything valuable in it after I took out...
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estrada:
I get so much porn spam I feel like I'm watching the Spice channel every time I check my e-mail.
maelwys:
Thats a better idea for stickering than I had. Although i still want to sticker obnoxious little brats.
Hahahaha Ah, that is a class revenge. I can just imagine the whiffy, bulldog chewing a wasp type person's face. Thats the sort of thing I'd do too 
Hahahaha
Ah, that is a class revenge. I can just imagine the whiffy, bulldog chewing a wasp type person's face. Thats the sort of thing I'd do too AN OPEN LETTER to University of Miami students with sports cars:
Could you turn off the rocket-fueled jet packs attached to your cars when you enter the parking lot, please? Because when Im getting ready to pull out of my parking space, and you come barreling around the corner at 200 miles per hour, I will have an embolism. And a heart attack. Simultaneously. Look,...
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Could you turn off the rocket-fueled jet packs attached to your cars when you enter the parking lot, please? Because when Im getting ready to pull out of my parking space, and you come barreling around the corner at 200 miles per hour, I will have an embolism. And a heart attack. Simultaneously. Look,...
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roamingaround:
Every day is Compliment the Toaster Day....or should be.....
The Lewis/Toaster spawn would have bedroom eyes, mystery, crooked noses, incisive wit....
The Lewis/Toaster spawn would have bedroom eyes, mystery, crooked noses, incisive wit....
minsc_and_boo:
don't mind me i am just roamingarounds internet stalker
Today, the Cute Canadian TA taught our abnormal class. He said he was doing it today because it's his specialty, but you know what? I think my schlubby professor didn't want to say the words "penis," "orgasm," "vagina," and "erection" in front of us. The lecture was on sexual disorders and Gender Identity "Disorder" (he put it in quotes because he doesn't believe it should...
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user8935778:
yes. i have my show tonight. i think i have mono. which means.. give or take how i feel the rest of the day, ill be there the first half with my music.. and then i will let you rule the second half with yours.. and i will think "yes. she is good. " then next year when im gone it will be yours.
roamingaround:
I will be listening tonight (good radio is tiger balm for the soul)...and maybe I'll think of a good request by then.
Was that a cheerleader cry or something? A drinking song?