Ive been busy writing papers about heterosexism. Thats why Ive been incommunicado. Again.
I received the most backhanded compliment tonight:
Caller: I really enjoy your show. I think you have the most adorable voice. I mean, some people dont like your show because they think your voice is annoying, but I dont agree with them. I like your voice.
My intelligent response: Uhhhhh. Thank you?...
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I received the most backhanded compliment tonight:
Caller: I really enjoy your show. I think you have the most adorable voice. I mean, some people dont like your show because they think your voice is annoying, but I dont agree with them. I like your voice.
My intelligent response: Uhhhhh. Thank you?...
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eyeballkid:
Add me as your friend! I COMMAND IT! SO SAYS EYEBALL KID! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TOO? DO IT!
theoriginalsin:
Some people have nothing better to do then to bring people down. Don't let it get to you. I'm sure your voice is fine.
How clever of Disney to make Johnny Depps character a gay pirate! Bwa ha ha ha ha! I love my mommy. Yes, so I went with my mamala to see a Friday afternoon movie, as we are wont to do every now and then, and we saw Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. If that movie taught me anything, its...
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scylla:
Heh. She said backyard.
Thanks for yer comments, but... to whom are you referring in your essay? Because anyone who says that Virgil was a great writer is in my opinion a crackholio. IMO (and many an article I've read), he was just writing in order to support Rome's... augh, I want to say manifest destiny but that's really a recent construct, I guess just to justify their actions?
And, to put your statements a bit less eloquently, Johnny Depp is a hottiehothotfuckoramaandiwillhave ALL OF HIS BABIES FOREVER. The end.
Thanks for yer comments, but... to whom are you referring in your essay? Because anyone who says that Virgil was a great writer is in my opinion a crackholio. IMO (and many an article I've read), he was just writing in order to support Rome's... augh, I want to say manifest destiny but that's really a recent construct, I guess just to justify their actions?
And, to put your statements a bit less eloquently, Johnny Depp is a hottiehothotfuckoramaandiwillhave ALL OF HIS BABIES FOREVER. The end.
scylla:
Eloquent... or merciful? Wait, that wasn't a good rephrasing. hehee.
That's befucked (like a linuxb0xen) re the ochem dude... ochem's already brutal, no need to have a vicious prof there too
But the fact that he thinks virgil is cool is a sign that he's a LAME PERSON. And you can tell him that a naked internet girl said that. hehe.
Yay, having intellectually stimulating conversations with you after august 1st! hehe. *jig*
That's befucked (like a linuxb0xen) re the ochem dude... ochem's already brutal, no need to have a vicious prof there too
But the fact that he thinks virgil is cool is a sign that he's a LAME PERSON. And you can tell him that a naked internet girl said that. hehe.
Yay, having intellectually stimulating conversations with you after august 1st! hehe. *jig*
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stickyrice:
Very sad. That's all you can do: stay with him, watch him, help him go when the time is right.
tattoosnscrews:
Happy Belated 4th of July .. Semi Sober
Journal Bomb!!! Hope you had a Blast!!
Journal Bomb!!! Hope you had a Blast!!
I'm too tired to write a full journal entry, so I'm going to copy and paste the email I sent to the assholes who run Golf Punk. I was googling in search of dorky vintage punk clothes I could wear, and that came up in the results. Oh god. It's just... so bad.
Here is the email:
Your site is a joke, right? I...
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Here is the email:
Your site is a joke, right? I...
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tattoosnscrews:
I may need to read it ...
tattoosnscrews:
Aw that pic is bad ass!!! You rock by the way, just had to tell ya. I added you to my friends list so I can always send you drunken love too
Im having trouble sleeping, but just because Im having trouble sleeping doesnt mean the bright, white light of MS Word isnt making me squint. Tone it down, mothafucka. Is there anyway to make it darker? Well, it would probably bug me when Im wide awake and used to the light. Id be all, Why is my mothafucking MS Word antique white?
I have to remember...
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mephausto:
e-mail is as safe as abstience. go right ahead.
user8935778:
i cant sleep anymore either. i think its the vertical blinds. they rustle. too much noise.
Ive been kind of incommunicado lately because my internet was down. My mom has scheduled an appointment to get Bell South DSL installed. That wont happen for another month.
I have one other reason for being taciturn. The vets think my cat have lung cancer. His lungs look worse in the X-Ray Dr. Dugan (the vet I like, not his bitchy wife) took this week...
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I have one other reason for being taciturn. The vets think my cat have lung cancer. His lungs look worse in the X-Ray Dr. Dugan (the vet I like, not his bitchy wife) took this week...
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pyratwilly:
I'm a good writer? Aw shucks. You know just what to say.
brothers, sisters, come together in our loathing for the monstrous manifest of American excess that is Hummer.
DSL - good, cancer - not good. I feel for you there, we lost our cat about 3 months ago. I was never as fond of this cat as I was of pervious ones, but that's more due to circumstances of intake. I miss having a cat.
We definitely have different senses of style, not to say bad though. You're just far classier than I am. I'm looking forward to filling my new home with posters of Coop and Alex Grey. Maybe some of those nifty DIY concrete block and plywood shelves. Heh.
brothers, sisters, come together in our loathing for the monstrous manifest of American excess that is Hummer.
DSL - good, cancer - not good. I feel for you there, we lost our cat about 3 months ago. I was never as fond of this cat as I was of pervious ones, but that's more due to circumstances of intake. I miss having a cat.
We definitely have different senses of style, not to say bad though. You're just far classier than I am. I'm looking forward to filling my new home with posters of Coop and Alex Grey. Maybe some of those nifty DIY concrete block and plywood shelves. Heh.
School's out for summer! Yay! Whee.
Woo.
Meh.
Okay. Yeah. So. Um.
Hi, you guys. I'll start replying to comments in old entries soonish, promise. But, hi. I just uploaded a bajillion pictures of my kitties, go look!
I totally forgot what I wanted to write about.
Oh, yeah. I hope Edwards gets to run for president, if only because he's marginally good looking, and...
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Woo.
Meh.
Okay. Yeah. So. Um.
Hi, you guys. I'll start replying to comments in old entries soonish, promise. But, hi. I just uploaded a bajillion pictures of my kitties, go look!
I totally forgot what I wanted to write about.
Oh, yeah. I hope Edwards gets to run for president, if only because he's marginally good looking, and...
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cheech:
Oh god, you added a WHOLE BUNCH of stuff to yr journal...but then I did mine incrementally too. I need to write one tonight.
Well, I of course burned my CD copy of "Hotel California" by Gipsy Kings from an Arlington Library copy of the Lebowski soundtrack. What is on MusicMatch tends to get into journal entries; as you see from my later posts that night, I put on Ween...
I don't know much about Edwards, but if friggin dillwad Leiberman runs I'm-a have to leave the country, as Barbra Streisand would say (oh, and please don't hate me, but...mid-1960s Streisand gets me a lil horny. I mean NOT as much as Nigella Lawson or umm an orgy of you, Bloom, and Mortensen, but I just figured I should share that, and those other things.) So Edwards, I dunno. Lieberman, HUGE dillwad. Moseley-Braun, I thought she had shaky ethics from what I read. Sharpton, makes a scarily large amount of sense every time I see him on TV nowadays.
Well, Wigfield is getting a big push, I guess...we hope...so it'll pick up some reviews??
I'm sorry about your eye. It probably had some junk in it. I was in opthamology school for a while, you can tell.
That professor, not telling you when the test was, is insane. Her methods have become unsound. Maybe Martin Sheen can terminate her....terminate with extreme prejudice.
Well, I of course burned my CD copy of "Hotel California" by Gipsy Kings from an Arlington Library copy of the Lebowski soundtrack. What is on MusicMatch tends to get into journal entries; as you see from my later posts that night, I put on Ween...
I don't know much about Edwards, but if friggin dillwad Leiberman runs I'm-a have to leave the country, as Barbra Streisand would say (oh, and please don't hate me, but...mid-1960s Streisand gets me a lil horny. I mean NOT as much as Nigella Lawson or umm an orgy of you, Bloom, and Mortensen, but I just figured I should share that, and those other things.) So Edwards, I dunno. Lieberman, HUGE dillwad. Moseley-Braun, I thought she had shaky ethics from what I read. Sharpton, makes a scarily large amount of sense every time I see him on TV nowadays.
Well, Wigfield is getting a big push, I guess...we hope...so it'll pick up some reviews??
I'm sorry about your eye. It probably had some junk in it. I was in opthamology school for a while, you can tell.
That professor, not telling you when the test was, is insane. Her methods have become unsound. Maybe Martin Sheen can terminate her....terminate with extreme prejudice.
cheech:
ps - I like the kitty cats. But then, I like all kitty cats, except those hairless ratlike ones. The problem with Jello-wrestling is it never looks like Jello in the end, does it? It's all murky. They need to make a facility with a giant glass tray where you will actually step into 5 feet of jello and have to pull your way through, with optional 3000 gallons of Readi-whip on top.
Okay, I'm taking a break from studying to celebrate FREE COMIC BOOK DAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to go to A & M Comics, where the nice people give regulars such as my spazzy self 15% discounts. BECAUSE THEY ROCK.
Okay, time for FREE COMIC BOOKS. YAY.
I think I will actually abuse this privilege and also go to Outland Station, although I fucking hate that comic...
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I'm going to go to A & M Comics, where the nice people give regulars such as my spazzy self 15% discounts. BECAUSE THEY ROCK.
Okay, time for FREE COMIC BOOKS. YAY.
I think I will actually abuse this privilege and also go to Outland Station, although I fucking hate that comic...
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mephausto:
yay for free comics!
ps there's naked pictures of me... seeing as you requested them! heh.
ps there's naked pictures of me... seeing as you requested them! heh.
ophelia:
Yay free comic books!
The Kazakstan thing actually comes from before the days of Ali G. When I was 9, my parents had a dinner party. My brothers and I, as usual, did all of the serving and doing the dishes and stuff for forty-odd officials (my dad was in the army).
My mom had made this wonderful looking dessert and I wanted some. I begged my brothers to let me have some, and they told me that I could so long as I wrote a thousand word essay on Kazakstan. So upstairs I went, pulled out all our atlases, encyclopaedias, and whatever other reference materials I could find, sat down at the computer, and wrote an essay. I brought it downstairs only to find that the guests had polished off the dessert
That being said, I love the Borat bits on the Ali G Show, even more so because he's from Kazakstan
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The Kazakstan thing actually comes from before the days of Ali G. When I was 9, my parents had a dinner party. My brothers and I, as usual, did all of the serving and doing the dishes and stuff for forty-odd officials (my dad was in the army).
My mom had made this wonderful looking dessert and I wanted some. I begged my brothers to let me have some, and they told me that I could so long as I wrote a thousand word essay on Kazakstan. So upstairs I went, pulled out all our atlases, encyclopaedias, and whatever other reference materials I could find, sat down at the computer, and wrote an essay. I brought it downstairs only to find that the guests had polished off the dessert
That being said, I love the Borat bits on the Ali G Show, even more so because he's from Kazakstan
[Edited on May 06, 2003]
My internet was out, which was kind of a good thing. It minimized the distractions so I could focus on studying. I need to study more, though. I have a final on Monday, and another one on Tuesday.
Yeah. So, if I don't comment in your journals, it's because I'm busy with stuff. I'll write a long entry when this is all done. On Tuesday....
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Yeah. So, if I don't comment in your journals, it's because I'm busy with stuff. I'll write a long entry when this is all done. On Tuesday....
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oipthestampede:
hi. i miss you. good luck with the studying.
cheech:
I hate turning on Comedy Central on Fri night and there's some standup comedian and no Jon Stewart. AGCK! ! !
DId you know Colbert and AMY Sedaris are making a book called WIGFIELD? I just found the review today in Pub Weekly. It's about a small town that has a dumb, arrogant reporter (hmm, detect a Colbert influence?) try to enhance its image, only...it turns out the town is corrupt and rancid.
The PW caption says Colbert was a live-performance comedian with Second City. It's hard to picture him NOT in a suit and NOT being a reporter...kind of how I CAN'T picture Dave Attell in an expensive suit.
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DId you know Colbert and AMY Sedaris are making a book called WIGFIELD? I just found the review today in Pub Weekly. It's about a small town that has a dumb, arrogant reporter (hmm, detect a Colbert influence?) try to enhance its image, only...it turns out the town is corrupt and rancid.
The PW caption says Colbert was a live-performance comedian with Second City. It's hard to picture him NOT in a suit and NOT being a reporter...kind of how I CAN'T picture Dave Attell in an expensive suit.
[Edited on May 03, 2003]
I watched Jeopardy tonight while riding the elliptical bike, and I got EVERY single answer right. I didn't miss one. Of course, it was Celebrity Jeopardy. Every time Julie Bowen rang in, I kept seeing her rubbing her crotch and saying, "Yeah, cowboy. Fuck that ass, fuck it!" That sounds really pornographic, but it's from that comedy short I linked to yesterday, "Raking Leaves," by...
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glamerdork:
You know, i was all impressed till you said it was celebrity jepordy. You gotta learn when to keep things secret.
cheech:
Julie sure rubs her crotch hard, huh? Makes you wonder if, in real life.......the boys are really into the music-video-sequence, huh? No wonder they were on MTV...and since MTV doesn't like paying for talent, no wonder they're not on anymore!
ABC finally airs another Alias episode, and there's no WILL in it? What the fuck! There's that whole Francinator hypnotizing Will plot that needs to be resolved. And the... Will has really pretty eyes thing that needs to be shown.
Okay. Fine. You guys don't want to show me Bradley Cooper? I'll just want Bradley Cooper spank David Wain in that "Yoga" short. Seriously,...
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Okay. Fine. You guys don't want to show me Bradley Cooper? I'll just want Bradley Cooper spank David Wain in that "Yoga" short. Seriously,...
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tarbaby:
what's her face from the practice does the asshole bleaching too-you know the one who got the collagen lips? those two have some horrible issues....did i tell you that i wish you were coming to prom?
cheech:
Well, first of all, I didn't go see Wet Hot American Summer cuz I saw a bad review and assumed a hip paper would like it if it was good. I will now make an effort to see it.
Also, I thought the Royal Tenanbaums looked lame from the ads...but Morgan and braveliltoaster can't BOTH be wrong. And I like Rushmore.
Now, I went to the video store today with the intention of renting The Royal Tenanbaums and Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid...but I had a sneaky suspicion, a vague memory, that Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid had been stolen from the video store. This was correct. Also, they STILL had The Royal Tenanbaums in the new releases section. STILL. An employee told me this is because "it's still renting a lot". So it's only a one-day rental, and I wanted to use a two-for-one coupon to get two movies to return Wednesday....so I was thwarted. I will soon rent TRT and buy FGGN.
"she has three facial piercings and a snake tattoo and a spider tattoo, and she can be my girlfriend. I don't know." - this is a slam-dunk. I can tell you for a fact she be all over you like white on cocaine....and "this dress" that you wanna buy is totally friggin bitchin.
Also, I thought the Royal Tenanbaums looked lame from the ads...but Morgan and braveliltoaster can't BOTH be wrong. And I like Rushmore.
Now, I went to the video store today with the intention of renting The Royal Tenanbaums and Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid...but I had a sneaky suspicion, a vague memory, that Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid had been stolen from the video store. This was correct. Also, they STILL had The Royal Tenanbaums in the new releases section. STILL. An employee told me this is because "it's still renting a lot". So it's only a one-day rental, and I wanted to use a two-for-one coupon to get two movies to return Wednesday....so I was thwarted. I will soon rent TRT and buy FGGN.
"she has three facial piercings and a snake tattoo and a spider tattoo, and she can be my girlfriend. I don't know." - this is a slam-dunk. I can tell you for a fact she be all over you like white on cocaine....and "this dress" that you wanna buy is totally friggin bitchin.