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I am now a SPACE CHAMPION. This is a title bestowed upon me and people of my ilk by Patton Oswalt Flamin' Floyd, the Famous Flamer. He's choppin' prices!!

In other news, the doves are back. They had two babies, as usual. They had lunch earlier. Mama and Papa Dove are currently sitting on the patio in an effort to coax those suckers down. The...
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I have a new minibar sentence. It's true.

I just got back from Minneapolis, and boy are my pockets empty.

Also, this band puts on a great show.

Also also, boy are my shins bruised. Is 24 too old for the pit? I think it might be.

ALSO ALSO ALSO, I HAVE A LOT OF ART TO HANG.

ALSO * 4 = Robot Love is...
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I hate being sick.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I'll be in New York November 1st to the 6th. The Tiger Lillies and the Slits are playing my first night in. THE SAME NIGHT. I got tickets to both, okay? I can't deciiiiiiide. Granted, the Slits are playing a HUGE CMJ showcase show, and the only other band in that lineup that I'd also really like to see are the Apes, so, there's...
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So. There were baaaaaaby mockingbirds in our backyard last month. In the orange geiger tree right outside the bedroom window. I watched the parents bring bits of grass and twigs and stuff, forming the nest. I watched the mom sit on the eggs. I did not see the hatching, but the meep-meep-meep calls the babies sounded alerted me to their presence. The Cornell Lab of...
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His Name Is Alive put out a new album? Why didn't anyone tell me??

I thought they had broken up.

Any road, it's really good. Any road, I don't know why I just used the phrase "any road." Will somebody please kick me in the teeth for that?

ANYHOODLE, I'm going to go have a dance party. Would you like to come? You're invited. We're...
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So, the apartment building is now a condo building. And I don't have millions of dollars lying around.

FUCKING GREAT.

Guess who's living with her parents again?

On Monday, I went to a 2 Live Crew/Peaches show. Yes, I did.

Mommy, why is Uncle Luke looking at me like that?

My love of dirty rapping is only eclipsed by my love of figure skating. I want to take Nobunari Oda home and keep him in my pocket. An exhibition program set to Super Mario Brothers music? And the free skate is set...
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