annushka

Yea, I'm sad! I had to drop out of my marathon

1) I didn't fundraise enough $$
2) I got rear ended

My jeep is TOTALED
AND I HAVE A FRICKEN NECK BRACE

I'm broken enough so I'm actually going to wear my neck brace. YAY! 6 more days! Its ok, I look dead sexy in my neck brace! muahaha!

I puked up so much...
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I think I have a future in NASCAR ohgod

yea so i had the best sex in a very very long time i dont moan and when i do its like a whisper well let me tell you if i got any louder i would have woken up his neighbors.

so when i left (had to take a nap first) i saw a jack in...
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I HATE BANK OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so i have no idea how cuz i had $100 in my account for sure

i magically ended up -$50 even though i see no charge that puts me in the hole
then i put $89 in
they took out the $50
I knew that would happen cuz its only fair
then i was charged a $33 overdraft fee...
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so i got this junk email and i didnt open it but the subject made me laugh

ejaculatte

EJACULATTE

---its the next big thing at starbucks just wait and see---

"i'd like a venti ejaculatte with extra foam"

and i will leave you with some rap lyrics

thanks frankisaurus sex for the...
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Just a quick word before what happened last night, my friend has cancer so she is very on edge.

So last night I was with my friend and her boyfriend. We were drinking very very strong daquiris and all was well. We wanted funnel cake but my friend was tired so we (her boyfriend and I) let her take a 10 minute nap. She got...
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