andi

Best thing I have read today


A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
his
smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to
the
driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what
he had to say for himself. He replied... "Well your honor, it was like
this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She
sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and
I
grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, " Logan's
Liniment
will Reduce the Swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself
under
a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did The Trick" and I
could
hardly contain myself. BUT, your honor, when she moved the fourth time
and
sat under a sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
accident"....I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED