My Job is Smellier Than Yours:
Ever smelled 40 pounds of dead python that's been cooking under a heat lamp for 12 hours in a humid basement?
Me neither. But Charlie called me Monday night to tell me such a thing had occurred and he'd disposed of the body, but could I please clean the cage when I came Tuesday morning and air out the basement? Ho yeah. The lingering reek was enough to cause my imagination to seize and not even attempt to conjure what the smell would have been like with the source of it still present.
I made the mistake of seeing Brokeback Mountain and King Kong within a few days of each other. Kong made me cry like a little bitch. Oh dear.
How weird would it be to actually hang out with an SG? "Hello, we've never met, but I've seen you naked."
-D.
Ever smelled 40 pounds of dead python that's been cooking under a heat lamp for 12 hours in a humid basement?
Me neither. But Charlie called me Monday night to tell me such a thing had occurred and he'd disposed of the body, but could I please clean the cage when I came Tuesday morning and air out the basement? Ho yeah. The lingering reek was enough to cause my imagination to seize and not even attempt to conjure what the smell would have been like with the source of it still present.
I made the mistake of seeing Brokeback Mountain and King Kong within a few days of each other. Kong made me cry like a little bitch. Oh dear.
How weird would it be to actually hang out with an SG? "Hello, we've never met, but I've seen you naked."
-D.
The extra-large pump comes cheaper (as it were), you know. Spend an extra $2 or something equally upsetting, and you get an extra 50ml of vile stickiness. I imagine my sick over-lubricated twat of a brother thinks economically about these things.
Ooooh, ummm.... I can't remember very many specifics, largely because I rather neatly blocked out some of the more painful fundamentals of that night through a combination of sheer classical Freudian repression, and the magnitude of soporifics I took simply to actually sleep. I do rather shockingly remember something to the absolutely repulsive effect of
i will keep on loving u forever
there is nothing big enough to part us,
never
u r everything to me
because ur mine, together as 1,
baby
Oh, the bloody horror. There aren't enough [sic]s in the world.