GOOD NEWS! I got an Explosions in the Sky CD/EP in the mail and that kicks the shit out of everything else! If you want a copy of the cd just tell me, ill find some way to hook you up maybe proly =D. They got some new instruments on here, got some voices and some beast ass xylophone/chime action. I'm only on the second song too! Most times it takes them months to write one song. This EP was created in two weeks, and each song wirtten in a day, eight days strait. I think that does nothing more than change it up alittle. I like seeing the result of their changed effort. This has paid off, me now being on the 6th song am loving everything about this and it does add some diversity to their portfolio. Oh god do I love Explosions in the Sky.
and track 5 = amazing
anyway this was here before and i dont want it to go to waste since i typed it and all
so some on on SG said tell me a joke, i typed it and figured i would share the weath, if you think its retarded be my friend and say its awesome =D
so a man walks into a bar with a monkey, takes a look around and sits at the bar. he orders a beer, and pays for it. thers a bowl of fruit on the table and the monkey just kinda jumps up and eats and apple.
the bartender says "wtf man? what the hell is your monkey doing?"
guy says "sorry sorry, it wont happen again"
he pays for the fruit
bartender: "its ok its ok, just dont bring that monkey in again"
so the next day, the same guy walks into the bar, again with his monkey. he sits at the bar, orders a gin. the monkey proceeds to jump onto one of the pool tables and eats a poolball
bartender: "what the fuck is your monkey doing in here? now i gotta buy a whole net set of balls!"
guy: "Im so sorry ill pay for everything, again im sorry"
bartender: "its ok, just dont bring that monkey in here again"
so the next day, the guy returns, again with his monkey, he sits at the bar and orders a beer. the monkey jumps up the the bowl of fruit, grabs a cherry and shoves it up his ass. Then pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
bartender: "IS YOUR MONKEY FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS HE DOING?"
guy: "after the poolball, he has to size everything first"
and track 5 = amazing
anyway this was here before and i dont want it to go to waste since i typed it and all
so some on on SG said tell me a joke, i typed it and figured i would share the weath, if you think its retarded be my friend and say its awesome =D
so a man walks into a bar with a monkey, takes a look around and sits at the bar. he orders a beer, and pays for it. thers a bowl of fruit on the table and the monkey just kinda jumps up and eats and apple.
the bartender says "wtf man? what the hell is your monkey doing?"
guy says "sorry sorry, it wont happen again"
he pays for the fruit
bartender: "its ok its ok, just dont bring that monkey in again"
so the next day, the same guy walks into the bar, again with his monkey. he sits at the bar, orders a gin. the monkey proceeds to jump onto one of the pool tables and eats a poolball
bartender: "what the fuck is your monkey doing in here? now i gotta buy a whole net set of balls!"
guy: "Im so sorry ill pay for everything, again im sorry"
bartender: "its ok, just dont bring that monkey in here again"
so the next day, the guy returns, again with his monkey, he sits at the bar and orders a beer. the monkey jumps up the the bowl of fruit, grabs a cherry and shoves it up his ass. Then pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
bartender: "IS YOUR MONKEY FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS HE DOING?"
guy: "after the poolball, he has to size everything first"
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